Comments on: Classics Major Illustrates How Titans And Citizens Of Tennessee Are So Alike

By: Wes

Wes — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 22:29:00 +0000

I too was pulling (not in an Ufford way, for the record) for the Tennessee Ernie Fords.

By: mamacita

mamacita — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 22:05:00 +0000

What, no Bratz?

By: Chris(BessMervinGirlDetective)

Chris(BessMervinGirlDetective) — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 21:27:00 +0000

Might I also remind everyone the river that they filmed deliverance on is about 15 miles from where I grew up.

Turtle Town, TN - I am not making that up. Only in Tennessee.

By: Pemulis

Pemulis — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 20:11:00 +0000

all this southern talk and good eatin talk makes me really want some motherfuckin hush puppies. but the video also makes me want to play with my lil’ muffy doll, so i dont know what to think

By: brad

brad — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 19:44:00 +0000

“People from Tennessee aren’t mother-brother-sister fornicating inbreds who eat children.”

That’s right. They don’t eat children. That ain’t good eatin’.

By: Permanent4

Permanent4 — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 19:37:00 +0000

futuremrsrickankiel: That could have happened this year, but the Panthers signed David Carr first.

By: Colin

Colin — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 19:12:00 +0000

So, let me get this straight. You’re saying that Ufford can’t jerk off to two Barbie dolls dry humping each other?

Nice try, BDD. But I’m not fucking buying it.

By: twoeightnine

twoeightnine — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 19:06:00 +0000

Isn’t your daughter too young for you to already have Barbies laying around the house?

By: futuremrsrickankiel

futuremrsrickankiel — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 18:57:00 +0000

So, as Titans, it is Tennessee’s fate to fall victim to a power-hungry bastard child of incest who is only still alive because his mother saved him from being eaten by his sister-impregnating father?

It’s a damn shame there’s no one amusing enough on the Texans for me to make a joke about next week’s game with that.

By: Chris(BessMervinGirlDetective)

Chris(BessMervinGirlDetective) — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 18:36:00 +0000

I have lived in Nashville all my life, and that video speaks the truth.

Shit. I gotta go my damn wiener kids are listening.