All history should be taught like this. It’s good learnin’. Big ups to Texasfanhouse for this video. It’s most excellent. Ufford only wishes it included Miss Gossip somewhere so that he could masturbate to it.
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I too was pulling (not in an Ufford way, for the record) for the Tennessee Ernie Fords.
WF
What, no Bratz?
Might I also remind everyone the river that they filmed deliverance on is about 15 miles from where I grew up.
Turtle Town, TN – I am not making that up. Only in Tennessee.
all this southern talk and good eatin talk makes me really want some motherfuckin hush puppies. but the video also makes me want to play with my lil’ muffy doll, so i dont know what to think
“People from Tennessee aren’t mother-brother-sister fornicating inbreds who eat children.”
That’s right. They don’t eat children. That ain’t good eatin’.
futuremrsrickankiel: That could have happened this year, but the Panthers signed David Carr first.
So, let me get this straight. You’re saying that Ufford can’t jerk off to two Barbie dolls dry humping each other?
Nice try, BDD. But I’m not fucking buying it.
Isn’t your daughter too young for you to already have Barbies laying around the house?
So, as Titans, it is Tennessee’s fate to fall victim to a power-hungry bastard child of incest who is only still alive because his mother saved him from being eaten by his sister-impregnating father?
It’s a damn shame there’s no one amusing enough on the Texans for me to make a joke about next week’s game with that.
I have lived in Nashville all my life, and that video speaks the truth.
Shit. I gotta go my damn wiener kids are listening.
This commenter suggested “Tennessee Football-Playing Guys,” but was shouted down at the press club.
Well played.
And remember — Tennessean is Tennebelievin’!
You almost call this a chickenpox.
People from Tennessee aren’t mother-brother-sister fornicating inbreds who eat children.
News to me.
My vote is for the Tennessee Ernie Fords.
Remember the Titans. Apparently not.
This commenter suggested “Tennessee Football-Playing Guys,” but was shouted down at the press club.
if they wanted aliteration they should have gone with Tennessee Tuxedos.
Let me get this straight.
What you’re telling me is that the Silly Blue Hippo and the Floppy Doggy are doing the nasty while Floppy Doggy is also boinking the Thrilla Gorilla?
Sounds like a Maury episode to me.
i like doll incest