Comments on: Why must I chase the cat?

By: fallex

fallex — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 14:48:00 +0000

He’s the kung fu hippie,
From gangsta city?
He’s a rappin’ surfer,
You the fool he pities?

By: Jackin'4Beats

Jackin'4Beats — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 14:23:00 +0000

Norv = Dogbert

I win.

By: Slash

Slash — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 21:59:00 +0000

Norvall – OK, now “Norv” makes sense. “Norvall” looks like the name of a birth control device, for some reason.

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 21:53:00 +0000

Why must he chase the cat?

Nothin’ but the dog in him.

By: lanceoceanside

lanceoceanside — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 21:23:00 +0000

How is Norv Turner any worse than the other 12 head coaches the Raiders have had in the past 10 years? You should be asking for Al Davis to shit his Depends some day and call it a career. Just EAT BRAN BABY!

By: Jimbromski

Jimbromski — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 20:59:00 +0000

Norv is short for Norvcus, his mother was a huge fan of Marvcus Patton. His nickname since birth has been Never Nervous Norvcus.

Norv as dog = Odie, by the way.

By: Bryan

Bryan — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 20:36:00 +0000

god i’m a prick

By: Bryan

Bryan — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 20:35:00 +0000

Norvall Turner.

By: 5150

5150 — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 20:10:00 +0000

Clearly, your grandfather was a Linux nerd.

By: Slash

Slash — Thu, 11 Oct 2007 20:04:00 +0000

I’ve actually heard of this Norv Turner guy. What’s “Norv” short for? Or is that his actual name? I really wanna know, but I’m too lazy to Google it.