Comments on: Trent Green’s Signature Rollout http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/trent-greens-signature-rollout-part-i.html KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Thu, 08 Jan 2009 21:35:51 +0000 http://wordpress.org/ By: Mr. Blue http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/trent-greens-signature-rollout-part-i.html#comment-32376 Mr. Blue Tue, 09 Oct 2007 01:29:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/trent-greens-signature-rollout.html#comment-32376 WTF are you guys on about. They are both pussies. Everyone who plays football is a pussy, all dressed up in like some candy-ass...Wait, sorry, did I say football. Fuck me, that was dumb. I meant golf. Wrong blog. WTF are you guys on about. They are both pussies. Everyone who plays football is a pussy, all dressed up in like some candy-ass…Wait, sorry, did I say football. Fuck me, that was dumb. I meant golf. Wrong blog.

]]> By: RobbieS http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/trent-greens-signature-rollout-part-i.html#comment-32361 RobbieS Mon, 08 Oct 2007 22:03:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/trent-greens-signature-rollout.html#comment-32361 <i>I also think the ambulance should run over players when it comes on the field.</i><br/><br/>Sega Genesis Madden style. I like it. I also think the ambulance should run over players when it comes on the field.

Sega Genesis Madden style. I like it.

]]> By: Iggins! http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/trent-greens-signature-rollout-part-i.html#comment-32360 Iggins! Mon, 08 Oct 2007 21:41:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/trent-greens-signature-rollout.html#comment-32360 This is the shining light in an otherwise IDIOT filled world where, apparently, Trent Green is the victim here. No, see, this was instant karma for that pussy, chop blocking asshole, and he deserved Travis coming back and yelling in his fragile, owwww I got knocked out by a SHIN face. I hope Trent DIES. This is the shining light in an otherwise IDIOT filled world where, apparently, Trent Green is the victim here. No, see, this was instant karma for that pussy, chop blocking asshole, and he deserved Travis coming back and yelling in his fragile, owwww I got knocked out by a SHIN face. I hope Trent DIES.

]]> By: Dan http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/trent-greens-signature-rollout-part-i.html#comment-32357 Dan Mon, 08 Oct 2007 21:21:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/trent-greens-signature-rollout.html#comment-32357 a 300lb FULLY CONSCIOUS vagina you mean. As opposed to a vegetable who rams his forehead into brick walls on a regular basis. a 300lb FULLY CONSCIOUS vagina you mean. As opposed to a vegetable who rams his forehead into brick walls on a regular basis.

]]> By: 400lb Big F***ing Gorilla! http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/trent-greens-signature-rollout-part-i.html#comment-32356 400lb Big F***ing Gorilla! Mon, 08 Oct 2007 21:16:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/trent-greens-signature-rollout.html#comment-32356 Travis Johnson's knee wouldn't hurt if he would wear kneepads. Your a 300lb defensive lineman, not a gay little cornerback / wide receiver trying to impress the buttpokers in cell block D! Put your hip pads, thigh pads, knee pads and tailbone pad in and play like a real man. Trust me, you have a long way to go before being compared to the likes of Joe Green, Howie Long, Reggie White, Randy White, Merlin Olsen, Deacon Jones, etc., all who wore the knee pads and didn't cry like a baby when they got chop blocked by a quarterback! Travis Johnson=Big Pussy! Actually most quarterbacks probably wouldn't chop block any of those HOF'ers in fear of death or severe maiming! But Trent Green would chop block you cuase he knows your just a 300lb vagina! Travis Johnson’s knee wouldn’t hurt if he would wear kneepads. Your a 300lb defensive lineman, not a gay little cornerback / wide receiver trying to impress the buttpokers in cell block D! Put your hip pads, thigh pads, knee pads and tailbone pad in and play like a real man. Trust me, you have a long way to go before being compared to the likes of Joe Green, Howie Long, Reggie White, Randy White, Merlin Olsen, Deacon Jones, etc., all who wore the knee pads and didn’t cry like a baby when they got chop blocked by a quarterback! Travis Johnson=Big Pussy! Actually most quarterbacks probably wouldn’t chop block any of those HOF’ers in fear of death or severe maiming! But Trent Green would chop block you cuase he knows your just a 300lb vagina!

]]> By: allie http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/trent-greens-signature-rollout-part-i.html#comment-32353 allie Mon, 08 Oct 2007 20:29:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/trent-greens-signature-rollout.html#comment-32353 is travis johnson actually asking to be hit in the head? because that's what it sounds like to me. <br/><br/>unfortunately, his rambling, barely coherent comments about god and the wizard of oz are the only thing anyone will ever remember about him, since he's not exactly setting the NFL on fire even with two intact knees. is travis johnson actually asking to be hit in the head? because that’s what it sounds like to me.

unfortunately, his rambling, barely coherent comments about god and the wizard of oz are the only thing anyone will ever remember about him, since he’s not exactly setting the NFL on fire even with two intact knees.

]]> By: Brando http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/trent-greens-signature-rollout-part-i.html#comment-32338 Brando Mon, 08 Oct 2007 18:05:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/trent-greens-signature-rollout.html#comment-32338 <i>Fuck yea! I totally agree. Football is being totally pussified by all these media types and cunt hair fans trying to protect players. What they need to fucking do is bring back the spear tackle, the hook tackle, nailing the QB after he's throw the ball, hitting dudes out of bounds, and chop blocking.</i><br/><br/>I also think the ambulance should run over players when it comes on the field. Fuck yea! I totally agree. Football is being totally pussified by all these media types and cunt hair fans trying to protect players. What they need to fucking do is bring back the spear tackle, the hook tackle, nailing the QB after he’s throw the ball, hitting dudes out of bounds, and chop blocking.

I also think the ambulance should run over players when it comes on the field.

]]> By: Franklin http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/trent-greens-signature-rollout-part-i.html#comment-32335 Franklin Mon, 08 Oct 2007 17:45:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/trent-greens-signature-rollout.html#comment-32335 Furthermore don't think this long winded article will get you out of writing something funny today fuckers. I need to entertained. Entertain me monkeys! Furthermore don’t think this long winded article will get you out of writing something funny today fuckers. I need to entertained. Entertain me monkeys!

]]> By: twoeightnine http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/trent-greens-signature-rollout-part-i.html#comment-32334 twoeightnine Mon, 08 Oct 2007 17:39:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/trent-greens-signature-rollout.html#comment-32334 I love Trent's newest excuse, "He's 300 pounds, I'm 200 pounds. What else was I supposed to do?"<br/><br/>WHAT THE FUCK? This ain't Pop Warner football where you're on a team according to your weight. Mommy, don't let the big, fat man get me! I love Trent’s newest excuse, “He’s 300 pounds, I’m 200 pounds. What else was I supposed to do?”

WHAT THE FUCK? This ain’t Pop Warner football where you’re on a team according to your weight. Mommy, don’t let the big, fat man get me!

]]> By: Franklin http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/trent-greens-signature-rollout-part-i.html#comment-32333 Franklin Mon, 08 Oct 2007 17:19:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/trent-greens-signature-rollout.html#comment-32333 They play football in Miami? No shit. Well either way I dont give a fuck. They play football in Miami? No shit. Well either way I dont give a fuck.

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