Comments on: Peter King Loves Tony Romo’s Effervescence

By: brad

brad — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 14:03:00 +0000

“You smile way more than Joey Porter!”

Mob hit victims smile way more than Joey Porter.

By: The Humanist

The Humanist — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 13:13:00 +0000

Todd Marinovich – still leading the league in bleeding gums and rotted out teeth

By: Ethan Stanislawski

Ethan Stanislawski — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 04:27:00 +0000

He also leads the league in biggest hugs…

By: Ludicrous Speed

Ludicrous Speed — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 01:20:00 +0000

Unfortunately, this was not very funny.

(leaves room shaking head in disappointment)

Smiling? The best (worst?)there is on PK is that he wrote that Romo leads the league in smiling? Maybe we should stick to Bill Simmons for awhile...

(waits for tomatoes to be thrown)

By: rascal6

rascal6 — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 22:30:00 +0000

In Friday’s Simmons column, I’m sure he’ll respond that Brady would be leading the league in smiles except Miami and Mangini conspired to fuck over the Pats by interfering with Brady’s dentist appointment.

By: QueeferSuthrland

QueeferSuthrland — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 22:07:00 +0000

I once talked to Hines Ward. He bought two Jesus statues from me. He’s a hell of a nice guy. Ever see that face on him? Like a biiiig apple pie.

By: Mike Murray

Mike Murray — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 21:12:00 +0000

The worst part of seeing king on TV is the way he uses his hands while he talks. Once I noticed, it’s all I see.

By: Blake

Blake — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 21:08:00 +0000

In actuality, west coasters know that Shaun Alexander leads the league in smiling, averaging a hefty 7.2 smiles per carry, almost tripling his yds/carry. And his Jesus rating is in the 100s as well. Eat it, Kitna.

By: Cousins of Ron Mexico

Cousins of Ron Mexico — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 20:12:00 +0000

Jerry Jones must be thrilled to hear this news.

By: jmorrisking

jmorrisking — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 20:09:00 +0000

I guess Romo is always smiling because his balls are in Peter King’s mouth. I would assume he will affix himself to the “hot” quarterback like a remora and huff until the next one comes along.