Osi Umenyiora Likes His Onions
10.04.07
Apologies if this is NSFW, and it sure is, but it can’t be denied. Those are HUGE sunglasses. Enormous. Very round. Very measty.
He plays end, all right. Everything about that girl on the left is a 72.
Thanks to reader leafar.
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I’m thinkin’ anal.
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wow, now im going to need to think of something disgusting to help lossen up this wood i just got.
And here I thought he was gay with Strahan.
I need to go contemplate some shit now.
Oh dear God…this is NSFW but the cock cake below is?
Wow…I haven’t seen that much ass since Jim Haslett was our coach.
grimey-
Winston Justice = slump buster
Nice one stephen. Osi almost certainly after taking that picture got 4 more sacks from behind. The girl on the left counts as 2, so 5 sacks. Man, the girl on the left actually is completely naked I think. That thong is painted on.
10 sacks in one night is impressive.
Dear baby Jesus in your swaddling cloth…I’d just like to give thanks for all that rump you’ve given us sweet cherubic baby Jesus…and all that we’ll be doing with it this weekend.
Amen.
Oh that ass’ll make you cry, alright.
I mean:
Arr, Blackbeard be impressed by there booty.
Blackbeard is impressed with the amount of booty he’s aquired.
Sorry.
Nice work, Leafar. Usi’s cool with it, no need to spell your name backward.
measty?
Osi is listed as “questionable” this week after seeming worn out and lethargic at practice. When asked about his ailment, he lit a cigarette and said, “that was nice”.
He is also listed as “out” for the Atlanta game, with a particularly violent outbreak of herpes.
That’s like the 4th dimension of ass.
Man, thats a whole lotta ass.
More like Osi Papi, Osi. Respect.
Wow. Hell yeah, yes, Osi, sure, oh yeah. That’s some bouncy brown ass right there.
Some of y’all might have to get some lumbar support so these chicks didn’t bounce you out of bed.
I don’t think any of those ends are tight.
The ass of the one on the far left is kind of hypnotic. I almost can’t look away. That is a lot of back. I gotta recognize…
And the 7 does look like a 2.
Wow, what I’m doing under my desk is NSFW.
You’re right. I changed it.
I thought it looked like a 2 and found it odd. But it suited my purposes.
Uh, Drew, that’s 72 on her back, not 22. And I would say that her ass is pretty close to 72 inches around.
POW!
After the display, Osi showed all four of them his techniques for offensive line penetration, especially against tight ends.
They couldn’t find a thong big enough for the one on the left so they had to paint it on.
Yes, no, Osi, Jay-Z in drag, I Love New York Chick (no).
Is Winston Justice Umeniyora’s bodyguard now?
So, the list of things LT and Osi have in common now reads:
New York Giants sack records
An unquenchable thirst for cocaine and whores
Osi’s been giving some serious backside pressure.
Sweet merciful Jesus. If that’s what 6 sacks gets you, I’d be in the opposition’s backfield all day.
And by backfield I mean up in those heavenly asses.
to quote sheriff bart of blazing saddles: Where the white women at?