As with injuries, many NFL figures think that if they make it to the bye week without laying bare their most damaging or guarded secrets, then they might just outlast this grueling season and take out their inner tumult on their loved ones. Luckily for us, and I suppose their wives, most of the league wasn’t up to making it to the break.

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Sent: Sunday, October 14, 2007 10:26 AM
Subject: McRib

Where the fuck is it?



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Sent: Sunday, October 14, 2007 10:26 AM
Subject: Fantasy

Thanks for the -2 fantasy points, shitstain.

Reader Stephen from Cousins of Ron Mexico forwarded on this last one.