NFL PostSecret Week 4: Blogspot Confessional
Now that most teams in the league have already played a quarter of their regular season games, you’d think all the concealed desires and suppressed thoughts would have come out in the wash by now. Not so. If this week’s NFL PostSecret is any indication, there’s far more where that came from.
As always, a tip of the emo bangs to those mopey groaners over at the real PostSecret blog.
Special Not-So-Secret: Yours truly will be running the Chicago Marathon this weekend. That’s right, it was so enjoyable destroying my body in grueling, tiresome, scarcely rewarding ways that I’m doing it one more time. Longtime readers of KSK may recall the misfortune that befell the aftermath of that first marathon. No, it’s still not funny.
This is my first trip to the city of the big shoulders. If you have any suggestions about shit I should see or a place to drink my dehydrated self blind while watching Sunday’s games, let me know. I’m staying above Ditka’s Restaurant. Perhaps that’ll do.
At least a dead someone is wishing me luck.
Tags: better MS Paint, NFL PostSecret, xmas ape
October 3rd, 2007 at 2:00 am
My God, the one with me and Eli is horrifying.
October 3rd, 2007 at 2:15 am
Im sure that shirt really says “Stop Grape”, damn grapes.
October 3rd, 2007 at 4:25 am
actually, it says “Stop Pre”
October 3rd, 2007 at 5:29 am
Good luck Ape. Don’t forget to protect your nipples.
Then go drink at Gingers.
October 3rd, 2007 at 8:25 am
Eli would like to know if you can give him Ufford’s arm too.
October 3rd, 2007 at 9:06 am
im still in the marine corps…and i dont even run the damn m.c. marathon. good on ya for pushin through these marathons, but you wont be seeing me out there.
and yes, do NOT forget the nipple tape.
October 3rd, 2007 at 9:15 am
Eat a lot of fettucini alfredo before the race. It’s called carbo loading.
October 3rd, 2007 at 9:50 am
Good luck Ape. I hope you finish in 3:10:59 or better so that you too will get to wake up at 5AM next April 21st and get on a bus to Hopkinton, MA for another three hours or so of misery.
October 3rd, 2007 at 10:16 am
Just remember it’s okay to poop your pants…well, it’s not technically okay, but in what other situation will shitting yourself actually make people feel sorry for you?
That is, other than being a retard, of course.
October 3rd, 2007 at 10:16 am
Wicker Park. Midnight. There can be only one.
-Magilla Gorilla
October 3rd, 2007 at 10:20 am
Ufford makes one ugly Eli. Or is it that Eli makes an ugly Ufford.
I mean, they should not swap faces.
October 3rd, 2007 at 10:49 am
I’ll see you in Chicago. I’ll be the slow, fat guy smoking a cigarette at the starting line (really).
October 3rd, 2007 at 10:51 am
Its October and October is good for 2 things.
1. Slutty girls dressing slutty on Halloween.
2. Octoberfest.
Go to the Chicago Brauhaus in the Lincoln Square neighborhood. The girls all dress in Bavarian costumes and you can drink out of a giant glass boot.
Good times.
Good luck in the marathon…I’ll be at home drinking and taking random naps.
October 3rd, 2007 at 10:56 am
Please tell me youre gonna be wearing a special sex cannon running jersey. I’m already going, so you’ve got to give us something to look for.
October 3rd, 2007 at 10:59 am
It’s been a while , but I remeber having a decent time at Kincade’s in Lincoln Park. decent sports bar and a good amount of tail.
October 3rd, 2007 at 11:09 am
So many options.
What sucks is that I won’t be able to drink my first two days in Chicago because I’m preparing for this stupid race.
Then once I finish the race, the first place I end up afterwards is where I’ll pass out from drunkenness or exhaustion.
October 3rd, 2007 at 11:34 am
Good luck Ape – you’ve got to wear a Sex Cannon shirt and have someone take some photos of the drunken debauchery after the race.
October 3rd, 2007 at 11:36 am
Best of Luck in Chicago. I know a bunch of other folks who are running it.
October 3rd, 2007 at 12:26 pm
You must go to Billy Goat’s. It’s the source of a curse and an SNL skit.
For pizza–Lou Malnati’s or Gino’s.
Superdawg Drive-In for hot dogs.
My brother-in-law’s deli, Augustino’s Rock and Roll Deli, 233 South Wacker Dr. The best Italian beef sammich you could hope for.
October 3rd, 2007 at 12:35 pm
Then once I finish the race, the first place I end up afterwards is where I’ll pass out from drunkenness or exhaustion.
I hear that Wrigleyville is the safest place for that.
October 3rd, 2007 at 1:04 pm
Run Forest, Run!
October 3rd, 2007 at 1:11 pm
Hot Doug’s has the best sausage around. Period.
No homo.
October 3rd, 2007 at 1:37 pm
Good luck with that Sub-3.
If you get it I’ll hope your legs fall off and you are forced to watch the Steelers be mediocre for years to come. I’m still working on fucking Sub-4
October 3rd, 2007 at 1:50 pm
Then once I finish the race, the first place I end up afterwards is where I’ll pass out from drunkenness or exhaustion.
I hear that Wrigleyville is the safest place for that.
I’m sure if you pass out on N. Halsted, some nice young man will take you in.
October 3rd, 2007 at 5:09 pm
My girlfriend is heading up form Texas to Chicago to run the marathon too. Look for her, she’ll be easy to spot. She’ll be blondish chick running with the blondish chick.
Good luck not bleeding from the nipples!
October 4th, 2007 at 11:16 pm
Matilda’s (Sheffield and Barry). Low on fratbags, high on jukebox.
October 7th, 2007 at 11:44 pm
Hi Ape. I heard you died in the marathon. I personally apologize for the global warming that caused it to be 88 f’in degrees in chicago in october. It would’ve been tolerable, but I used aquanet heavily in 1988. Damn you CFCs!!!
Hottest. Marathon. Ever.
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