It may not mean much in the grand scheme of the league, this meeting of the 2-4s, but it does mark the first showdown between Andy Reid and his former coordinator, Brad Childress. And it may be the last. They were once allies, now they’re – well, they’re not really bitter foes. But they have embittered the fans of their respective teams. Let the bad blood flow while they still have jobs. WHO YA GOT?
Brad Childress_______________Andy Reid
Bald Clueless _______________Fatty Lumpkins
Mustache dye color
Auburn___________Honey mustard sauce
Purple Jesus_________The best white receiver who isn’t Wes Welker
Shitty quarterback________________Whiny quarterback
Keeping best player on bench___________McDonald’s as a pizza topping
Outshined by Mike Tice_____________Has sons dumber than Mike Tice
Passing on 3rd and short _____________Bacolate and scrapple
Three and out____________Finishing move? Wait, so you’re not finishing that?
Note: Reader Michael D. insists that Michael Jeter’s version of Mr. Noodle is a better Brad Childress doppelganger. You be the judge.
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