Comments on: The KSK Guide To Being An Insufferable A–hole S–thead F–kface Fan Of Boston-Area Sports Teams

By: NE

NE — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 01:54:44 +0000

Aren’t you forgetting the most important rule?

18. Turn into a wailing, whining drama queen whenever a Boston team loses an important game.

By: Richard

Richard — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 22:00:00 +0000

after spending the last five years living in boston, getting my education, and being a yankee fan since birth, (i was born in Brooklyn, no bandwagon bs) i must say that most, not all but most, red sox and patriot fans i have met are newbies with no sense of history or class or rational thought pattern, for that matter. this can happen with all teams but the majority of it does happen in new england

By: Frank Coffey

Frank Coffey — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 16:07:00 +0000

Lost without their self-pity, Boston sports fans are overwhelming the city’s suicide prevention hot lines. “They don’t know how to handle being happy,” one psychiatrist explained. “God help us if the Celtics keep winning.” (eTrueSports.com)

By: Orioles Tragic

Orioles Tragic — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 23:51:00 +0000

Don’t forget about acting like Neil Diamond wrote “Sweet Caroline” just for you and your douchebag friends. And to think I used to like that song.

By: Geoff

Geoff — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 19:01:00 +0000

"At least Cowboy and Yankee fans have a solid understanding of just why people can't fucking stand them. But Mickey from Natick? Nope, he's not gonna grasp that concept. In fact, he's not gonna grasp much of anything."

Riiight.

“Yeah, â€˜The Depahted' was fackin' great, but they don't talk like that in fackin' REVEEEEAH!!!!!”

It's true. No woman that hot would have a Boston accent.

By: Sabrina

Sabrina — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 16:43:00 +0000

Here's another rule:

SWEAR on your mother's life that you're a "real" Red Sox fan, then fail to name any bullpen pitcher other than Papelbon, Okajima, and Gagne.

By: DaveG

DaveG — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 15:39:00 +0000

The Dropkick Murphys suck. The Standells suck. That’s it.

By: Chucky

Chucky — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 15:21:00 +0000

Actually, bandwagonitis is a grave problem these days, but at least the medical community is starting to recognize and address it:

http://www.crucialminutiae.com/?p=705

By: independent_entity

independent_entity — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 05:57:00 +0000

I refuse to believe that your parents live in Connecticut. If they actually did, you would know that the loss of Pucky was far more traumatic than the loss of Pat Patriot.

Fucking liar.

By: SightseeMC

SightseeMC — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 00:34:00 +0000

After all, if there's any group of fans that has a “Why can't you be happy for us?” mentality, it's New England sports fans. Not only do they act douchey when they win. But they fully expect you to jump on the bandwagon with them.

That says everything I've tried to explain about Boston fans for a decade. They were douches when they lost, but they always said they'd sell their left nut (as in, be cool) to win. But now that they win all the time they're even bigger fucktards.

And reading them try to play the "you're jealous" card here shows exactly how blind they truly are to their own syphilitic nonsense.

I should have the permalink to this printed on business cards to hand to the local Sawks shitcrust at the bar.