Comments on: Jon Jeebus vs. Joe Jeebus. WHO YA GOT?

By: Jackin'4Beats

Jackin'4Beats — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 21:09:00 +0000

Amen to that bambi.

By: the great bambi

the great bambi — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 18:13:00 +0000

I must refer you, big daddy drew, to the book of Job, where God took his most faithful worshiper and let the devil fuck up his whole life to prove Job would still worship Him. After Job did, God rewarded him with even more than he had before. So, God is letting the Patriots torment us like this, but it shall all end soon when Tom Brady loses both knees and his right shoulder to an eager lineman hoping to claim a little extra on that $30 bounty, Randy Moss tries to run over another traffic cop only to realize he’s in Boston where they hate black people and he’s promptly shot, Rodney Harrison tears every tendon in his body weakened from HGH/steroids use, and Bill Belichik gets herpes, ciphylis, gonorrhea, and AIDS from his latest cougar hunting expedition. Praise be to God

By: Bucktown Skins Fan

Bucktown Skins Fan — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 17:59:00 +0000

@ BDD:

I'm a glass full kind of guy myself.

So instead of looking at the Pats success as a detriment to the belief in God, I try to look at it as proof positive that the Devil exists.

How else did Bill Belichek get away with no suspension, Moss get miraculously healed of his apathy and Brady continues to nail a Brazilian super model? That must have been one hefty contract they signed with old Beelzebub.

By: Upstate Underdog

Upstate Underdog — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 17:59:00 +0000

@Pemulis, I’d take my chances with Kitna.

By: The Pirate Sloth

The Pirate Sloth — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 17:53:00 +0000

Wow, The Simpsons really did do it.

By: Big Daddy Drew

Big Daddy Drew — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 17:49:00 +0000

But if there’s a God, why are the Patriots doing well? They were caught carving graven images!

By: Bucktown Skins Fan

Bucktown Skins Fan — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 17:25:00 +0000

Gibbs' God is funded by Six Flags and Johnny Rockets. Kitna's God is funded by Ford.

If you want to go work a 12 hour shift on an assembly line installing brake pads, you can go with Matt Millen to Detroit.

But if you want a cheeseburger with fries and a milkshake after we ride the roller coasters, you can ride with the Hogettes. They'll let you smoke cigars in the car

HAIL!

By: Jackin'4Beats

Jackin'4Beats — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 17:18:00 +0000

Dan Snyder is like if Jerry Jones was stuck in a loop of the 1989 season…ala Groundhog Day. That’s how smart he is.

Da Lions…even though Millen will probably trade Roy Williams for Keenen McCardell at some point to even up the odds.

By: Pemulis

Pemulis — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 17:15:00 +0000

i think i needed to hear that

By: Ruthless Gravity

Ruthless Gravity — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 17:15:00 +0000

Matt Millen vs. Dan Snyder….now theres a battle of epic fuck-up proportions