Praise be! The Lord’s favored football disciples are rewarded by being on winning teams. Tony Dungy’s Colts are 4-0, Shaun Alexander’s C-Hox are 3-1, and facing off this week are Jon Kitna’s surprising 3-1 Lions and Joe Gibbs’ 2-1 godless sun worshipers. Of course, God’s linebacker, Ray Lewis, is holding everybody back with the Ravens’ disappointing 2-2 start, but he’s been known to stray from time to time, anyway. Jesus’ love is on the line. WHO YA GOT?
Jon Kitna_________________Joe Gibbs
Healing God ________________Vengeful God
Worshiped blindly by
Peter King_____________Fatuous Redskins fans
Project Mayhem participant____________NASCAR team owner
Sinister force pulling the strings
Matt Millen_________________Dan Snyder
Goals for season
Win 10 games______give Brandon Lloyd that old time religion
Piece of the true cross___________Understanding of game as it was played in Biblical times
I want more like this!
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