I Hate Fantasy Football
Fuck this bullshit, why do I do this to myself. I hate cursive and I hate all of you! I’m never playing fantasy football again, NEVER!
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October 15th, 2007 at 10:59 am
I hate to ask who you had on your bench.
October 15th, 2007 at 11:00 am
Larry Fitzgerald . . . fucking fantasy football teams for four years strong.
October 15th, 2007 at 11:07 am
Does Yahoo not let you personalize your logo?
October 15th, 2007 at 11:11 am
@awful chief, they give you a choice of 8 football helmets or you can use some queer looking avatar. It is my biggest complaint with yahoo fantasy sports.
October 15th, 2007 at 11:11 am
I took a 3 point loss up the ass yesterday. Fuck Belichick.
October 15th, 2007 at 11:15 am
Damn, MMP. Your teams SUCKS.
/thanks God for Tom Brady and LT2.
October 15th, 2007 at 11:19 am
Really? Did you start Kurt Warner, too?
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October 15th, 2007 at 11:24 am
To be fair, MMP - you’re starting Chris Chambers - even as a Miami fan (condolences accepted), I’d never make that mistake. Seriously, though - isn’t Jerry Porter available on waivers or something?
October 15th, 2007 at 11:25 am
Wait a minute, NOIS has a white QB starting
I’ll never be able to take him seriously again
October 15th, 2007 at 11:25 am
Don’t be mad at fantasy football. It ain’t the league’s fault you drafted like a female. Scratch that, you don’t even have any cute name brand starters. Who has Leonard Pope as their TE? I’m hoping Dallas Clark is your starter and the bye week fucked you. Julius Jones is nothing but a de facto starter (and I know, he’s tea-bagged my team). And why, oh why, would you start the Dallas defense against Brady? Don’t you know his penis is 14x bigger than average?
October 15th, 2007 at 11:26 am
Fuck it, de jure starter.
October 15th, 2007 at 11:32 am
eric johnson at TE might have been a good pick-up
October 15th, 2007 at 11:36 am
wow. if my team were that shitty, i would hate fantasy football too
October 15th, 2007 at 11:41 am
also, what the fuck are the settings that your defense can give up 48 points and still get more points than yahoo was expecting?
October 15th, 2007 at 11:44 am
No milk will ever be our milk.
October 15th, 2007 at 11:58 am
you get 6 points for a defensive TD I think, and the ‘Boys ran back a Brady fumble. that accounts for most of their points right there.
that is a pretty sorry-looking squadron though. I hope you’ve got some Colts or, like me, at least made the understandable mistake of drafting S-Jax.
October 15th, 2007 at 11:59 am
thats not fair, rizzuto is a corpse, not a word.
October 15th, 2007 at 12:01 pm
RRRRRRRRRR you going to the mall later
October 15th, 2007 at 12:18 pm
The question is whose team is worse, yours or Schorno’s?
October 15th, 2007 at 12:45 pm
MMP, your team sucks more than a hooker at the point. And I am a little disappointed that NOIS even has one white player on the FFB squad. What the hell is going on in the land of righteousness?
October 15th, 2007 at 12:59 pm
The question is whose team is worse, yours or Schorno’s?
different leagues
October 15th, 2007 at 1:20 pm
Man, what is this no fractional points bull-chit?
Even the threat of ties is for smelly Europeans.
October 15th, 2007 at 2:19 pm
2 points here…
- To be fair, I don’t remember any black kickers in the league. So NOIS is stuck with whiteys. But couldn’t he just pick up Cleo Lemon off the waiver wire to steal some credibility back?
- If Dallas got 11 for giving up 48 to the Pats, do you get like a million points for a shutout? What fucking amateur set this league up?
October 15th, 2007 at 6:05 pm
33% Buzzsaw = 100% Beatable
October 16th, 2007 at 10:53 am
We thank Allah for this victory.
Our team was decimated by the bye week, yet, by His will, he saw us through to victory.
All praise is His.
And, due to the foul terms and biased scoring built into FFB which does not reward the leadership and athleticism of Negro QB’s, we were forced to use a bald, white devil