I Hate Fantasy Football

Fuck this bullshit, why do I do this to myself. I hate cursive and I hate all of you! I’m never playing fantasy football again, NEVER!

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25 Responses to “I Hate Fantasy Football”

  1. Upstate Underdog Says:

    I hate to ask who you had on your bench.

  2. JAMMQ Says:

    Larry Fitzgerald . . . fucking fantasy football teams for four years strong.

  3. Awful Chief Says:

    Does Yahoo not let you personalize your logo?

  4. Upstate Underdog Says:

    @awful chief, they give you a choice of 8 football helmets or you can use some queer looking avatar. It is my biggest complaint with yahoo fantasy sports.

  5. Cousins of Ron Mexico Says:

    I took a 3 point loss up the ass yesterday. Fuck Belichick.

  6. TurleyGirlie Says:

    Damn, MMP. Your teams SUCKS.

    /thanks God for Tom Brady and LT2.

  7. Big Jim Slade Says:

    Really? Did you start Kurt Warner, too?

    [/robblerobble]

  8. Evan Z. Says:

    To be fair, MMP - you’re starting Chris Chambers - even as a Miami fan (condolences accepted), I’d never make that mistake. Seriously, though - isn’t Jerry Porter available on waivers or something?

  9. brick Says:

    Wait a minute, NOIS has a white QB starting

    I’ll never be able to take him seriously again

  10. Stephen Says:

    Don’t be mad at fantasy football. It ain’t the league’s fault you drafted like a female. Scratch that, you don’t even have any cute name brand starters. Who has Leonard Pope as their TE? I’m hoping Dallas Clark is your starter and the bye week fucked you. Julius Jones is nothing but a de facto starter (and I know, he’s tea-bagged my team). And why, oh why, would you start the Dallas defense against Brady? Don’t you know his penis is 14x bigger than average?

  11. Stephen Says:

    Fuck it, de jure starter.

  12. Upstate Underdog Says:

    eric johnson at TE might have been a good pick-up

  13. Pemulis Says:

    wow. if my team were that shitty, i would hate fantasy football too

  14. Pemulis Says:

    also, what the fuck are the settings that your defense can give up 48 points and still get more points than yahoo was expecting?

  15. smurphette Says:

    No milk will ever be our milk.

  16. Josh Says:

    you get 6 points for a defensive TD I think, and the ‘Boys ran back a Brady fumble. that accounts for most of their points right there.

    that is a pretty sorry-looking squadron though. I hope you’ve got some Colts or, like me, at least made the understandable mistake of drafting S-Jax.

  17. Ken Dynamo Says:

    thats not fair, rizzuto is a corpse, not a word.

  18. Pemulis Says:

    RRRRRRRRRR you going to the mall later

  19. JAMMQ Says:

    The question is whose team is worse, yours or Schorno’s?

  20. Jackin'4Beats Says:

    MMP, your team sucks more than a hooker at the point. And I am a little disappointed that NOIS even has one white player on the FFB squad. What the hell is going on in the land of righteousness?

  21. Unsilent Majority Says:

    The question is whose team is worse, yours or Schorno’s?

    different leagues

  22. CW aka Chad Sexington® Says:

    Man, what is this no fractional points bull-chit?

    Even the threat of ties is for smelly Europeans.

  23. dick_gozinia Says:

    2 points here…

    - To be fair, I don’t remember any black kickers in the league. So NOIS is stuck with whiteys. But couldn’t he just pick up Cleo Lemon off the waiver wire to steal some credibility back?

    - If Dallas got 11 for giving up 48 to the Pats, do you get like a million points for a shutout? What fucking amateur set this league up?

  24. Saintsation Says:

    33% Buzzsaw = 100% Beatable

  25. nation_of_islam_sportsblog Says:

    We thank Allah for this victory.

    Our team was decimated by the bye week, yet, by His will, he saw us through to victory.

    All praise is His.

    And, due to the foul terms and biased scoring built into FFB which does not reward the leadership and athleticism of Negro QB’s, we were forced to use a bald, white devil

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