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		<title>By: Erwin Tomaro</title>
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		<dc:creator>Erwin Tomaro</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jun 2010 17:49:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>hi,nice pants in your post,I love that beautiful pants,I need to find one for me,bill</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hi,nice pants in your post,I love that beautiful pants,I need to find one for me,bill</p>
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		<title>By: lost</title>
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		<dc:creator>lost</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Oct 2007 22:17:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>tim,&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;that would be the league-mandated &#039;play clock&#039;, which forces a team to continue to run plays until the game is over.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;if the league is so concerned about the fragile egos of its players and their inability to comprehend large point differentials, they should change the rules.  &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;give joe gibbs a white flag to put in his back pocket next to the red one and the picture of tony stewart with no pants on.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>tim,</p>
<p>that would be the league-mandated &#8216;play clock&#8217;, which forces a team to continue to run plays until the game is over.</p>
<p>if the league is so concerned about the fragile egos of its players and their inability to comprehend large point differentials, they should change the rules.  </p>
<p>give joe gibbs a white flag to put in his back pocket next to the red one and the picture of tony stewart with no pants on.</p>
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		<title>By: Tim</title>
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		<dc:creator>Tim</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Oct 2007 18:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What&#039;s the difference between running up the score and touchdown dancing (which is outlawed by the league, damn near)? Both forms of sticking your opponent&#039;s face in your success, but only one is frowned upon league-wide with a rule?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What&#8217;s the difference between running up the score and touchdown dancing (which is outlawed by the league, damn near)? Both forms of sticking your opponent&#8217;s face in your success, but only one is frowned upon league-wide with a rule?</p>
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		<title>By: ben</title>
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		<dc:creator>ben</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Oct 2007 00:17:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Coach Allen, back in the day, would routinely target opposing QBs who kept playing too late in routs, sending overload blitzes from the blindside.  He would reward players if they caused significant injuries.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Too bad Deacon Jones isn&#039;t playing anymore.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Coach Allen, back in the day, would routinely target opposing QBs who kept playing too late in routs, sending overload blitzes from the blindside.  He would reward players if they caused significant injuries.</p>
<p>Too bad Deacon Jones isn&#8217;t playing anymore.</p>
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		<title>By: gregdek</title>
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		<dc:creator>gregdek</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Oct 2007 20:19:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>OMFG.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I really don&#039;t understand how it is that coaches aren&#039;t just sending 13 guys at Brady on every play.  That&#039;s the entire defense, plus two gunners with 4.4 speed, running in from the sidelines.  I mean, Christ, what&#039;s the downside?  That they hang 45 points on you?  Well, it&#039;s now quite evident that they&#039;re gonna do that anyway.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Tom Brady must learn fear.  Where is Charles Martin when you need him?  Oh yeah -- &lt;a HREF=&quot;http://www.sportsfilter.com/comments.cfm/4054&quot; REL=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;he&#039;s dead.&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OMFG.</p>
<p>I really don&#8217;t understand how it is that coaches aren&#8217;t just sending 13 guys at Brady on every play.  That&#8217;s the entire defense, plus two gunners with 4.4 speed, running in from the sidelines.  I mean, Christ, what&#8217;s the downside?  That they hang 45 points on you?  Well, it&#8217;s now quite evident that they&#8217;re gonna do that anyway.</p>
<p>Tom Brady must learn fear.  Where is Charles Martin when you need him?  Oh yeah &#8212; <a HREF="http://www.sportsfilter.com/comments.cfm/4054" REL="nofollow">he&#8217;s dead.</a></p>
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		<title>By: Elizabeth</title>
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		<dc:creator>Elizabeth</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Oct 2007 18:31:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m a skins fan. Agree with all that was said. I&#039;m just all shades of angry about that game. Not that I expected to blow the Pats away, but seriously, we were demolished in a way that should not have happened.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Although maybe like the guy above said, this could be a wakeup call. But who knows with them.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m a skins fan. Agree with all that was said. I&#8217;m just all shades of angry about that game. Not that I expected to blow the Pats away, but seriously, we were demolished in a way that should not have happened.</p>
<p>Although maybe like the guy above said, this could be a wakeup call. But who knows with them.</p>
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		<title>By: Jackin'4Beats</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jackin'4Beats</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Oct 2007 18:08:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think all of us commenters can go out and kick the Jets ass...did you see that performance yesterday?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;If the Redskins need this ass-kicking as a wake up call to beat the Jets, they are worse off than Maj originially thought.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think all of us commenters can go out and kick the Jets ass&#8230;did you see that performance yesterday?</p>
<p>If the Redskins need this ass-kicking as a wake up call to beat the Jets, they are worse off than Maj originially thought.</p>
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		<title>By: Dusty</title>
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		<dc:creator>Dusty</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Oct 2007 18:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;b&gt;Sweet ass spelunking Jesus&lt;/b&gt;--Nice Touch UM.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><b>Sweet ass spelunking Jesus</b>&#8211;Nice Touch UM.</p>
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		<title>By: Illegal Immigrant</title>
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		<dc:creator>Illegal Immigrant</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Oct 2007 17:51:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Really, this as all the subject of bad game planning. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Gregg Williams was trying to prevent the Brady deep ball when he should&#039;ve just given Sean Taylor a gun and said &quot;That tall white dude stole your ATV.&quot; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Gibbs was trying to establish the run when he should&#039;ve established some snipers on the Gillette Stadium roof to take out Bellicheck.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Maybe the players will be so pissed after this that they&#039;ll forget they&#039;re being coached by a bunch of farts that were members of the Royal Order of Water Buffalos and then kick the Jets&#039; ass.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Really, this as all the subject of bad game planning. </p>
<p>Gregg Williams was trying to prevent the Brady deep ball when he should&#8217;ve just given Sean Taylor a gun and said &#8220;That tall white dude stole your ATV.&#8221; </p>
<p>Gibbs was trying to establish the run when he should&#8217;ve established some snipers on the Gillette Stadium roof to take out Bellicheck.</p>
<p>Maybe the players will be so pissed after this that they&#8217;ll forget they&#8217;re being coached by a bunch of farts that were members of the Royal Order of Water Buffalos and then kick the Jets&#8217; ass.</p>
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		<title>By: grungedave</title>
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		<dc:creator>grungedave</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Oct 2007 17:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Can we pre-emptively announce that Brady will be gracing the cover of Madden &#039;09?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;When does the curse officially kick-in?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Can we pre-emptively announce that Brady will be gracing the cover of Madden &#8217;09?</p>
<p>When does the curse officially kick-in?</p>
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