The Friday Cheerleader PostMaids of the Missed?
While rumblings of a Buffalo Bills move to Toronto are hardly new, they certainly have gained traction since the team announced last week they were seeking league permission to play some of their games in the Great White North.
Sadly, the writing is on the wall for the upstanding people of upstate New York– as soon as the old man buys the farm that team is his-toe-ree. Enjoy your Sunday afternoons at the Anchor Bar after you get Irsayed. Unless you are willing to do something about it, of course. Like maybe assembling at the border with pitchforks and torches and showing those Canadian fuckups what you’re made of.
I wanted to dedicate this week’s column entirely to the Buffalo Jills (yes, they actually call their cheerleaders the Jills). Problem is… they’re not that attractive. Enjoy your weekend.
By popular demand, a different shot of a favorite Bronco honey from the past. Popular demand = me. I’m popular. No, really.
“Oh, eat my chair.” - Rick Gassko
Maj hates to see them leave, but he loves to watch them go.
October 26th, 2007 at 3:07 pm
Hey, what do you expect? All the hot Buffalo women work accross the Falls at Mints.
October 26th, 2007 at 3:08 pm
mmmmm quality.
all the hot buffalo women are at Marshawn’s house
October 26th, 2007 at 3:08 pm
*both of them
October 26th, 2007 at 3:10 pm
To be a Bills fan . . .
/sigh
October 26th, 2007 at 3:17 pm
Oh well, at least we still have the Sabres, they’ve been winning….
….what do you mean they’re 3-5??
Shit.
October 26th, 2007 at 3:19 pm
We Canadians already know what Buffalonians are made of: chicken wing grease, soot from Tonawanda fires, and failure.
October 26th, 2007 at 3:27 pm
Careful, if I remember my taunters correctly, that Bronco cheerleader is the property of one Gregggg “Little Mermaid Was Too Violent” Easterbrook.
October 26th, 2007 at 3:32 pm
Travis Henry has all the hot women of Buffalo stashed away in his basement to be used as baby factories.
October 26th, 2007 at 3:46 pm
I now refuse to succumb to the belief that the Colts have the league’s fugliest cheerleaders. Thanks, KSK!
October 26th, 2007 at 4:04 pm
Canada is only good for 3 things….Beer, Hockey, and hot, easy women. Seriously, My friends and I use to cross the border when we were home from college, and never failed in getting some hot ass. Apparently Canadian men are hung like Japanese boys.
October 26th, 2007 at 4:04 pm
that top picture is fucking nightmare fuel
October 26th, 2007 at 5:05 pm
Initial reaction:
“Cheerleader post! YES!”
Delayed reaction:
“Wait, what…something’s not right…something’s horribly wrong here…”
October 26th, 2007 at 5:23 pm
Buffalo - the only town where you have a chance to sleep with a professional cheerleader. Only because anyone with better than 20/50 vision won’t.
/I love my town.
October 26th, 2007 at 10:21 pm
How about a new contest? Name the three trannies in the Bills Cheerleader pic. The winner gets a prickly lip blowjob.
October 26th, 2007 at 11:22 pm
Holy shit. Who is the linguistics major?
October 27th, 2007 at 1:20 am
after you get Irsayed.
That was a tad unnecessarily harsh dude. No one should have to go through that.
October 27th, 2007 at 6:02 pm
something tells me any of you would kill to have one of the Jills even look at you twice
October 28th, 2007 at 6:02 pm
Renee has been on my desktop for the last three years. Next to Dolph Lundgren’s cinematic career, she is God’s finest work.
October 28th, 2007 at 9:35 pm
something tells me any of you would kill to have one of the Jills even look at you twice
When the one with the lazy eye looks at me, does that count as once or twice?
October 29th, 2007 at 9:29 am
Buffalo: the town that time forgot. Where else can you see people wearing acid-washed jeans and Chip & Pepper or Vuarnet t-shirts in 2007?
And the Jills are not ugly. Personally I love their straight hair & curly teeth.
May 4th, 2008 at 5:42 pm
I totally agree. whats the jills problem? Dude, I have known 2 very very beautiful girls try out and not make it and then I see the girls they pick. WTF those bills are smoking? You would think facial beauty would be a requirement to be an NFL cheerleader. Makes no sense. Some of those girls are straight up FUGLY. I wish I lived in Dallas, least the cheerleaders would be pretty to look at and give me a reason to go to games.