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	<title>Comments on: FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE â€“ The Bounty On Tom Brady&#8217;s Knees Raised to $50 (Plus Bag Of Reese&#8217;s Cups)</title>
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		<title>By: Bernard Pollard</title>
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		<dc:creator>Bernard Pollard</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2008 03:46:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hi, I'd like to claim my prize</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hi, I&#8217;d like to claim my prize</p>
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		<title>By: bishop</title>
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		<dc:creator>bishop</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Nov 2007 19:21:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>couldn't find that box set for under 75. this is bullshit. raise the bounty.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>couldn&#8217;t find that box set for under 75. this is bullshit. raise the bounty.</p>
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		<title>By: Allen Crawford</title>
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		<dc:creator>Allen Crawford</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Nov 2007 17:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You may be making some headway...&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a HREF="http://tinyurl.com/2u43fj" REL="nofollow"&gt;Cowher: Brady could be target of cheap shot&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You may be making some headway&#8230;</p>
<p><a HREF="http://tinyurl.com/2u43fj" REL="nofollow">Cowher: Brady could be target of cheap shot</a></p>
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		<title>By: Jackin'4Beats</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jackin'4Beats</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2007 19:53:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@ chamomiles davis and lost: whatchamacallits are definitely the bombest of all chocolate bars with Baby Ruth's being a close second.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I agree with all forms of mutilation and torture of both Brady and Belicheat.  Why can't we just take 'em out William Wallace style?  Nothing beats riding into your house and catching a &lt;a HREF="http://www.silvermane.com/B-R%20Flail.html" REL="nofollow"&gt;Battle Ready Flail&lt;/a&gt; in da face.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@ chamomiles davis and lost: whatchamacallits are definitely the bombest of all chocolate bars with Baby Ruth&#8217;s being a close second.</p>
<p>I agree with all forms of mutilation and torture of both Brady and Belicheat.  Why can&#8217;t we just take &#8216;em out William Wallace style?  Nothing beats riding into your house and catching a <a HREF="http://www.silvermane.com/B-R%20Flail.html" REL="nofollow">Battle Ready Flail</a> in da face.</p>
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		<title>By: lost</title>
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		<dc:creator>lost</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2007 19:23:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>looking into the future...&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Three Ravens tear off all of Brady's lower extremities, one per.  &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Ray Lewis jumps on top of the pile, claiming the bounty as his own.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Drew complies.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;/miss cleo&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Reesey cups may be god's candy, but I gotta roll with the guys who say watchamacallit is teh best candy bar for mortals</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>looking into the future&#8230;</p>
<p>Three Ravens tear off all of Brady&#8217;s lower extremities, one per.  </p>
<p>Ray Lewis jumps on top of the pile, claiming the bounty as his own.</p>
<p>Drew complies.</p>
<p>/miss cleo</p>
<p>Reesey cups may be god&#8217;s candy, but I gotta roll with the guys who say watchamacallit is teh best candy bar for mortals</p>
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		<title>By: dick_gozinia</title>
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		<dc:creator>dick_gozinia</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2007 18:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I'd like to pour a bucket of killer bees down the back of Belichick's fucking hoodie.  &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;And I thoroughly approve of any attempts on breaking the integrity of Tom Brady's joints.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I thank God they don't play my Seahawks this year because I might lose my shit if they did.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;d like to pour a bucket of killer bees down the back of Belichick&#8217;s fucking hoodie.  </p>
<p>And I thoroughly approve of any attempts on breaking the integrity of Tom Brady&#8217;s joints.</p>
<p>I thank God they don&#8217;t play my Seahawks this year because I might lose my shit if they did.</p>
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		<title>By: brad</title>
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		<dc:creator>brad</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2007 18:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@kunal&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Right idea, wrong guy.  Bruschi's the one who has to go down.  He's the one holding this thing together.  Remember, Bruschi and a bunch of scrubs won 3 Super Bowls, while Belichick and a bunch of scrubs lost to Denver and Indy the last two years.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@kunal</p>
<p>Right idea, wrong guy.  Bruschi&#8217;s the one who has to go down.  He&#8217;s the one holding this thing together.  Remember, Bruschi and a bunch of scrubs won 3 Super Bowls, while Belichick and a bunch of scrubs lost to Denver and Indy the last two years.</p>
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		<title>By: Dusty</title>
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		<dc:creator>Dusty</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2007 18:26:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh snap! larons has the right idea.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh snap! larons has the right idea.</p>
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		<title>By: Kunal</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kunal</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2007 17:54:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Why take out Brady?  You're being too short-sighted.  Take out Bellicheck himself.  He could be targeted much more easily by a runaway Jeff Saturday who happens to pancake him.  Cut the head off the monster, and bring peace back to the nation.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why take out Brady?  You&#8217;re being too short-sighted.  Take out Bellicheck himself.  He could be targeted much more easily by a runaway Jeff Saturday who happens to pancake him.  Cut the head off the monster, and bring peace back to the nation.</p>
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		<title>By: LaRons</title>
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		<dc:creator>LaRons</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2007 17:37:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Fuck the knee, break off his cock and then  shove it down Bellichicks throat where it belongs.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fuck the knee, break off his cock and then  shove it down Bellichicks throat where it belongs.</p>
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