Comments on: Fish, Meet Barrel http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/fish-meet-barrel.html KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Fri, 09 Jan 2009 01:37:04 +0000 http://wordpress.org/ By: Greg http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/fish-meet-barrel.html#comment-32504 Greg Wed, 10 Oct 2007 19:52:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/fish-meet-barrel.html#comment-32504 Peter King thinks the 1988 Ford Taurus is the echelon of American innovation.<br/><br/>Peter King is still baffled by the invention of the remote control.<br/><br/>Peter King, for his money, just can't top the reliability and musty ink smell of the 1957 Remington Rand electric typewriter.<br/><br/>etc. Peter King thinks the 1988 Ford Taurus is the echelon of American innovation.

Peter King is still baffled by the invention of the remote control.

Peter King, for his money, just can’t top the reliability and musty ink smell of the 1957 Remington Rand electric typewriter.

etc.

]]> By: TheNaturalMevs http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/fish-meet-barrel.html#comment-32485 TheNaturalMevs Wed, 10 Oct 2007 18:02:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/fish-meet-barrel.html#comment-32485 Some gems of PK:<br/><br/>"You've got to love text messaging. I haven't always felt that way, as a card-carrying member of Generation Square. I once had to quasi-ground my daughter Mary Beth for a 1,700-text month at college. Anyway, this quickie form of communication came in handy Sunday night, when Miami quarterback Trent Green was still in a haze from an afternoon concussion." Some gems of PK:

“You’ve got to love text messaging. I haven’t always felt that way, as a card-carrying member of Generation Square. I once had to quasi-ground my daughter Mary Beth for a 1,700-text month at college. Anyway, this quickie form of communication came in handy Sunday night, when Miami quarterback Trent Green was still in a haze from an afternoon concussion.”

]]> By: Otto Man http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/fish-meet-barrel.html#comment-32467 Otto Man Wed, 10 Oct 2007 11:06:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/fish-meet-barrel.html#comment-32467 Lighten up, Francis. Lighten up, Francis.

]]> By: vitustinnitus http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/fish-meet-barrel.html#comment-32466 vitustinnitus Wed, 10 Oct 2007 05:58:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/fish-meet-barrel.html#comment-32466 @ hadesgigas<br/><br/>zach galifianakis is fucking hilarious and probably my favorite comedian.<br/><br/>@ jake<br/><br/>it's not so much being offended as it is letting others know about people who they think are funny. it's nothing to take offense with. @ hadesgigas

zach galifianakis is fucking hilarious and probably my favorite comedian.

@ jake

it’s not so much being offended as it is letting others know about people who they think are funny. it’s nothing to take offense with.

]]> By: B.E. Earl http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/fish-meet-barrel.html#comment-32465 B.E. Earl Wed, 10 Oct 2007 03:58:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/fish-meet-barrel.html#comment-32465 Those Frank TV teasers during the Divisional Series were funny for about 15 minutes into Game 1.<br/><br/>Then I started daydreaming about cutting his fucking head off. Those Frank TV teasers during the Divisional Series were funny for about 15 minutes into Game 1.

Then I started daydreaming about cutting his fucking head off.

]]> By: devang http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/fish-meet-barrel.html#comment-32462 devang Tue, 09 Oct 2007 23:00:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/fish-meet-barrel.html#comment-32462 UM<br/><br/>I LOVED Louis CK's show on HBO and was pissed as hell when they decided to cancel it. He just took a sitcom to a new level. UM

I LOVED Louis CK’s show on HBO and was pissed as hell when they decided to cancel it. He just took a sitcom to a new level.

]]> By: Unsilent Majority http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/fish-meet-barrel.html#comment-32460 Unsilent Majority Tue, 09 Oct 2007 22:24:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/fish-meet-barrel.html#comment-32460 Let's not forget, Demetri Martin is also getting his own show (Comedy Central) which in itself will make up for the Frank Caliendo promo-athon (that i'm sure frank loathes more than all of us combined) <i>and</i> the canceling of Louis CK's show on HBO that nobody but me seemed to like. Let’s not forget, Demetri Martin is also getting his own show (Comedy Central) which in itself will make up for the Frank Caliendo promo-athon (that i’m sure frank loathes more than all of us combined) and the canceling of Louis CK’s show on HBO that nobody but me seemed to like.

]]> By: Jake http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/fish-meet-barrel.html#comment-32459 Jake Tue, 09 Oct 2007 22:18:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/fish-meet-barrel.html#comment-32459 Hey morons, the whole point of the post is that there are a fuckload of people funnier than this perfectly adequate impressionist. So stop blathering about how offended you are that your pet clown was left off the list. Hey morons, the whole point of the post is that there are a fuckload of people funnier than this perfectly adequate impressionist. So stop blathering about how offended you are that your pet clown was left off the list.

]]> By: Otto Man http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/fish-meet-barrel.html#comment-32458 Otto Man Tue, 09 Oct 2007 21:32:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/fish-meet-barrel.html#comment-32458 Nice list, but you left off the top three<br/><br/>1. David Cross<br/>2. Patton Oswalt<br/>3. Ricky Gervais Nice list, but you left off the top three

1. David Cross
2. Patton Oswalt
3. Ricky Gervais

]]> By: Jackin'4Beats http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/fish-meet-barrel.html#comment-32457 Jackin'4Beats Tue, 09 Oct 2007 21:28:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/fish-meet-barrel.html#comment-32457 I think PK stopped following real comedy once the vaudeville scene dried up. They just don't crank our the gags and one-liners like they used to.<br/><br/>King is such an idiot and Will Carroll wants to be him. Just talking about it makes me want to stick a gun in <b>HIS</b> mouth.<br/><br/>FIXED. I think PK stopped following real comedy once the vaudeville scene dried up. They just don’t crank our the gags and one-liners like they used to.

King is such an idiot and Will Carroll wants to be him. Just talking about it makes me want to stick a gun in HIS mouth.

FIXED.

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