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	<title>Comments on: F&#8211;k This. I&#8217;m Gonna Be A Cop.</title>
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		<title>By: Greg Schuler</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/f-k-this-im-gonna-be-cop.html/comment-page-1#comment-33520</link>
		<dc:creator>Greg Schuler</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Oct 2007 12:20:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m sorry about that delousing. Just standard procedure. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;It&#039;s powdered sugar. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The lice hate the sugar. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;It&#039;s delicious. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Also - Reid is no Pembleton and he would be a liability in the box.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m sorry about that delousing. Just standard procedure. </p>
<p>It&#8217;s powdered sugar. </p>
<p>The lice hate the sugar. </p>
<p>It&#8217;s delicious. </p>
<p>Also &#8211; Reid is no Pembleton and he would be a liability in the box.</p>
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		<title>By: rar288</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/f-k-this-im-gonna-be-cop.html/comment-page-1#comment-33483</link>
		<dc:creator>rar288</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Oct 2007 22:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>McNabb actually played well in the 4th quarter.  The rest of his shitty team just didn&#039;t do anything though.  And he was on the sidelines during the last 2 minutes of destruction.  Griese just raped the Eagles defense in the last 2 minutes.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>McNabb actually played well in the 4th quarter.  The rest of his shitty team just didn&#8217;t do anything though.  And he was on the sidelines during the last 2 minutes of destruction.  Griese just raped the Eagles defense in the last 2 minutes.</p>
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		<title>By: swing4</title>
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		<dc:creator>swing4</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Oct 2007 19:28:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Don&#039;t let the door hit you on the way out, Reid.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Don&#8217;t let the door hit you on the way out, Reid.</p>
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		<title>By: jmorrisking</title>
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		<dc:creator>jmorrisking</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Oct 2007 18:12:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>He can put his kids out on the street as narcs to work off that 1,000 hours of community service they got coming to them. That would be the next great reality show. &quot;Bulletproof Reids&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He can put his kids out on the street as narcs to work off that 1,000 hours of community service they got coming to them. That would be the next great reality show. &#8220;Bulletproof Reids&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Otto Man</title>
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		<dc:creator>Otto Man</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Oct 2007 18:11:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Beautifully played. You had me at the Sipowicz shirt.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Beautifully played. You had me at the Sipowicz shirt.</p>
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		<title>By: the great bambi</title>
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		<dc:creator>the great bambi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Oct 2007 17:49:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>but why does andy reid need to do a good job?  farva didn&#039;t do anything well, besides punchisizing a fast food worker&#039;s face for free, you telling me andy reid can&#039;t be stripped naked and doused in powder sugar?  i bet he can, just don&#039;t call him radio, unit 91</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>but why does andy reid need to do a good job?  farva didn&#8217;t do anything well, besides punchisizing a fast food worker&#8217;s face for free, you telling me andy reid can&#8217;t be stripped naked and doused in powder sugar?  i bet he can, just don&#8217;t call him radio, unit 91</p>
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		<title>By: grungedave</title>
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		<dc:creator>grungedave</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Oct 2007 17:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>it took 14 comments before this devolved into a &lt;i&gt;Super Troopers&lt;/i&gt; quote-fest...?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I&#039;m stunned.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Andy Reid has done a poor job of setting people&#039;s asses on fire this year - not sure he can pull off the Farva role.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>it took 14 comments before this devolved into a <i>Super Troopers</i> quote-fest&#8230;?</p>
<p>I&#8217;m stunned.</p>
<p>Andy Reid has done a poor job of setting people&#8217;s asses on fire this year &#8211; not sure he can pull off the Farva role.</p>
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		<title>By: the great bambi</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/f-k-this-im-gonna-be-cop.html/comment-page-1#comment-33404</link>
		<dc:creator>the great bambi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Oct 2007 17:13:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m Detective John Kimble....I&#039;m a COP you IDIOT!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m Detective John Kimble&#8230;.I&#8217;m a COP you IDIOT!</p>
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		<title>By: Chamomiles Davis</title>
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		<dc:creator>Chamomiles Davis</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Oct 2007 17:10:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>j4b,&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Welcome to the party, pal!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>j4b,</p>
<p>Welcome to the party, pal!</p>
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		<title>By: Jackin'4Beats</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jackin'4Beats</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Oct 2007 17:02:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>One Adam Ten, under automatic rifle&lt;br/&gt;fire at Nakatomi!  Requesting immediate backup and SWAT assistance...guys, you want to cut through the red tape?  They&#039;re turning my car into Swiss cheese!!! I need backup now...NOW GODDAMNIT NOW!!!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;WV: kskfye (So you guys are shopping at the FYE store now?)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>One Adam Ten, under automatic rifle<br />fire at Nakatomi!  Requesting immediate backup and SWAT assistance&#8230;guys, you want to cut through the red tape?  They&#8217;re turning my car into Swiss cheese!!! I need backup now&#8230;NOW GODDAMNIT NOW!!!</p>
<p>WV: kskfye (So you guys are shopping at the FYE store now?)</p>
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