Comments on: F–k Baseball And F–k You http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/f-k-baseball-and-f-k-you.html KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 02:50:29 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Big Jim Slade http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/f-k-baseball-and-f-k-you.html/comment-page-1#comment-33796 Big Jim Slade Mon, 29 Oct 2007 14:58:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/f-k-baseball-and-f-k-you.html#comment-33796 <i>The league is the Pats, the Colts, and ?</i><br/><br/>Melloncamp? The league is the Pats, the Colts, and ?

Melloncamp?

]]> By: Jason http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/f-k-baseball-and-f-k-you.html/comment-page-1#comment-33786 Jason Mon, 29 Oct 2007 14:03:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/f-k-baseball-and-f-k-you.html#comment-33786 The league is the Pats, the Colts, and ? The league is the Pats, the Colts, and ?

]]> By: Unsilent Majority http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/f-k-baseball-and-f-k-you.html/comment-page-1#comment-33784 Unsilent Majority Mon, 29 Oct 2007 12:58:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/f-k-baseball-and-f-k-you.html#comment-33784 I don't know ape, the league is pretty shitty right now. I don’t know ape, the league is pretty shitty right now.

]]> By: Christmas Ape http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/f-k-baseball-and-f-k-you.html/comment-page-1#comment-33783 Christmas Ape Mon, 29 Oct 2007 12:24:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/f-k-baseball-and-f-k-you.html#comment-33783 Sorry, J.L. White. Even Goodell wouldn't call the Redskins one of the premier teams in the league. Sorry, J.L. White. Even Goodell wouldn’t call the Redskins one of the premier teams in the league.

]]> By: Tracer Bullet http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/f-k-baseball-and-f-k-you.html/comment-page-1#comment-33782 Tracer Bullet Mon, 29 Oct 2007 11:44:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/f-k-baseball-and-f-k-you.html#comment-33782 I agree completly, Punter. Last night, I had to interact with my fucking family, then watch Desperate Housewives <i>and</i> goddamn Brothers and Fucking Sisters (a gang of rich, white Californians spent an hour obsessing over Calista Flockhart's dessicated cunt). Sunday night not for family, it's for goddamn football. I don't want to live in a world like this. I agree completly, Punter. Last night, I had to interact with my fucking family, then watch Desperate Housewives and goddamn Brothers and Fucking Sisters (a gang of rich, white Californians spent an hour obsessing over Calista Flockhart’s dessicated cunt). Sunday night not for family, it’s for goddamn football. I don’t want to live in a world like this.

]]> By: The Unreliable Narrator http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/f-k-baseball-and-f-k-you.html/comment-page-1#comment-33781 The Unreliable Narrator Mon, 29 Oct 2007 08:29:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/f-k-baseball-and-f-k-you.html#comment-33781 No. You got to watch the Red Sox win the series, saw the passing of Tim McCarver into hibernation for another 12 months, and able to not have to hear somebody slobber all over Brett Favre's nutsack in front of a nationally televised audience.<br/><br/>Happy days indeed. No. You got to watch the Red Sox win the series, saw the passing of Tim McCarver into hibernation for another 12 months, and able to not have to hear somebody slobber all over Brett Favre’s nutsack in front of a nationally televised audience.

Happy days indeed.

]]> By: J.L. White http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/f-k-baseball-and-f-k-you.html/comment-page-1#comment-33780 J.L. White Mon, 29 Oct 2007 07:43:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/f-k-baseball-and-f-k-you.html#comment-33780 <b>Roger Goddell</b>: Hey Bill, pretty impressive win your team had this week!<br/><br/><b>Bill Belichek</b>: Yup, that is correct.<br/><br/><b>Roger Goddell</b>: Wow, not only did your team destroy one of the premier teams in the NFL, you also kept your starting QB in the game well into the 4th quarter, when victory was already secured. How brazen is that?<br/><br/><b>Bill Belichek</b>: Not very, I guess. A win is a win, no matter what.<br/><br/><b>Roger Goddell</b>: Sure thing, buddy. Hey, remember all those tapes you sent us, after you guys were caught video-tapping the Jets?<br/><br/><br/><b>Bill Belichek</b>: Uh....yeah.<br/><br/><b>Roger Goddell</b>: Well, just thought you should now that we didn't actually burn <i>ALL</i> of the tapes.<br/><br/><b>Bill Belichek</b>: What?<br/><br/><b>Roger Goddell</b>: Yeah, we still have some, and I couldn't say if those tapes prove that your team didn't cheat in one of the Super Bowls, or not. But they could.<br/><br/><b>Bill Belichek</b>: What are you trying...<br/><br/><b>Roger Goddell</b>: Here's what you're going to do. If you stop running up the score every fucking week, and bench your starters when you already know you've won, then maybe those tapes will stay locked in my desk drawer. Understand?<br/><br/><br/><b>Bill Belichek</b>: Yes sir.<br/><br/><br/><b>Roger Goddell</b>: Good. And Bill, one more thing: Stop dressing like you shop at Goodwill. Thanks a bunch! Roger Goddell: Hey Bill, pretty impressive win your team had this week!

Bill Belichek: Yup, that is correct.

Roger Goddell: Wow, not only did your team destroy one of the premier teams in the NFL, you also kept your starting QB in the game well into the 4th quarter, when victory was already secured. How brazen is that?

Bill Belichek: Not very, I guess. A win is a win, no matter what.

Roger Goddell: Sure thing, buddy. Hey, remember all those tapes you sent us, after you guys were caught video-tapping the Jets?

Bill Belichek: Uh….yeah.

Roger Goddell: Well, just thought you should now that we didn’t actually burn ALL of the tapes.

Bill Belichek: What?

Roger Goddell: Yeah, we still have some, and I couldn’t say if those tapes prove that your team didn’t cheat in one of the Super Bowls, or not. But they could.

Bill Belichek: What are you trying…

Roger Goddell: Here’s what you’re going to do. If you stop running up the score every fucking week, and bench your starters when you already know you’ve won, then maybe those tapes will stay locked in my desk drawer. Understand?

Bill Belichek: Yes sir.

Roger Goddell: Good. And Bill, one more thing: Stop dressing like you shop at Goodwill. Thanks a bunch!

]]> By: swing4 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/f-k-baseball-and-f-k-you.html/comment-page-1#comment-33779 swing4 Mon, 29 Oct 2007 07:24:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/f-k-baseball-and-f-k-you.html#comment-33779 <i>At its regulary-scheduled space in my life?</i><br/><br/>So. True. At its regulary-scheduled space in my life?

So. True.

]]> By: Tonzi http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/f-k-baseball-and-f-k-you.html/comment-page-1#comment-33778 Tonzi Mon, 29 Oct 2007 06:09:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/f-k-baseball-and-f-k-you.html#comment-33778 I think of it as a bonus. I got to watch the Red Sox win the World Series, and didn't have to miss a minute of football. Thank you NFL. I think of it as a bonus. I got to watch the Red Sox win the World Series, and didn’t have to miss a minute of football. Thank you NFL.

]]> By: Monday Morning Punter http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/f-k-baseball-and-f-k-you.html/comment-page-1#comment-33777 Monday Morning Punter Mon, 29 Oct 2007 05:57:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/f-k-baseball-and-f-k-you.html#comment-33777 @avery: I never said that the NFL did. I merely implied that they would if it were to happen today, that they would.<br/><br/>The AFL did cancel its games immediately following the assassination, and many college football games followed suit, including the Illinois-Michigan State game, which was postponed at almost literally the last minute.<br/><br/>As an aside, I think your citation serves as another example that the NFL exercises poor judgment in regard to abnormalities in their scheduling. Yes, they postponed games after 9-11, counselor. What else have you got for me? @avery: I never said that the NFL did. I merely implied that they would if it were to happen today, that they would.

The AFL did cancel its games immediately following the assassination, and many college football games followed suit, including the Illinois-Michigan State game, which was postponed at almost literally the last minute.

As an aside, I think your citation serves as another example that the NFL exercises poor judgment in regard to abnormalities in their scheduling. Yes, they postponed games after 9-11, counselor. What else have you got for me?

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