Comments on: EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY – The Bounty On Tom Brady’s Knees Increased To $30 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/effective-immediately-bounty-on-tom.html KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:13:42 -0500 http://wordpress.org/ hourly 1 By: Eric http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/effective-immediately-bounty-on-tom.html/comment-page-1#comment-72812 Eric Mon, 08 Sep 2008 00:11:47 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/effective-immediately-%e2%80%93-the-bounty-on-tom-brady%e2%80%99s-knees-increased-to-30.html#comment-72812 BERNARD POLLARD IS YOUR WINNER J E T S JETS JETS JETS BERNARD POLLARD IS YOUR WINNER
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]]> By: Ross Williams http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/effective-immediately-bounty-on-tom.html/comment-page-1#comment-33763 Ross Williams Mon, 29 Oct 2007 01:33:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/effective-immediately-%e2%80%93-the-bounty-on-tom-brady%e2%80%99s-knees-increased-to-30.html#comment-33763 Every Sunday I dream of the announcers coming in with a game break about Brady getting his knee bent backwards. I'll gladly throw in an extra $20 for this to happen. <br/><br/>The worst part is I'm a Niners fan, so the only good thing coming out of our craptastic season, a high draft pick, is going straight to the Devil Pats.<br/><br/>I hate looking at Brady's smug face. It's a toss up about who I want to punch more when I see them on TV, George W or Brady.<br/><br/>Go Colts! Every Sunday I dream of the announcers coming in with a game break about Brady getting his knee bent backwards. I’ll gladly throw in an extra $20 for this to happen.

The worst part is I’m a Niners fan, so the only good thing coming out of our craptastic season, a high draft pick, is going straight to the Devil Pats.

I hate looking at Brady’s smug face. It’s a toss up about who I want to punch more when I see them on TV, George W or Brady.

Go Colts!

]]> By: Christopher http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/effective-immediately-bounty-on-tom.html/comment-page-1#comment-33200 Christopher Mon, 22 Oct 2007 16:21:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/effective-immediately-%e2%80%93-the-bounty-on-tom-brady%e2%80%99s-knees-increased-to-30.html#comment-33200 Does this bounty apply to Rodney HGHarrison? I think that might your best option; he seems like the type of player that would cheap shot his own teammate Does this bounty apply to Rodney HGHarrison? I think that might your best option; he seems like the type of player that would cheap shot his own teammate

]]> By: Micah http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/effective-immediately-bounty-on-tom.html/comment-page-1#comment-32078 Micah Wed, 03 Oct 2007 17:17:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/effective-immediately-%e2%80%93-the-bounty-on-tom-brady%e2%80%99s-knees-increased-to-30.html#comment-32078 <i>Because the Red Sox are still some scrappy, small market underdogs?</i><br/><br/>Of course not. They're still a big-market team with a tremendous monetary advantage. But they're not the Yankees (although many people find them just as annoying, post-2004). The 'soulless, corporate evil' franchise of MLB is the Yankees, no question about it. And Red Sox fans, like myself, <i>hate</i> the Yankees and have spent many years happily applying the Evil Empire tag to them (especially pre-2004). <br/><br/>So, yeah, it is a bit weird to be the Evil Empire in football. Because the Red Sox are still some scrappy, small market underdogs?

Of course not. They’re still a big-market team with a tremendous monetary advantage. But they’re not the Yankees (although many people find them just as annoying, post-2004). The ’soulless, corporate evil’ franchise of MLB is the Yankees, no question about it. And Red Sox fans, like myself, hate the Yankees and have spent many years happily applying the Evil Empire tag to them (especially pre-2004).

So, yeah, it is a bit weird to be the Evil Empire in football.

]]> By: twoeightnine http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/effective-immediately-bounty-on-tom.html/comment-page-1#comment-32069 twoeightnine Wed, 03 Oct 2007 16:21:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/effective-immediately-%e2%80%93-the-bounty-on-tom-brady%e2%80%99s-knees-increased-to-30.html#comment-32069 <i>It feels weird, as a Red Sox fan, to embrace the Evil Empire role in the NFL, but it turns out that evil is pretty fun.</i><br/><br/>Because the Red Sox are still some scrappy, small market underdogs? It feels weird, as a Red Sox fan, to embrace the Evil Empire role in the NFL, but it turns out that evil is pretty fun.

Because the Red Sox are still some scrappy, small market underdogs?

]]> By: Average at Best http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/effective-immediately-bounty-on-tom.html/comment-page-1#comment-32045 Average at Best Wed, 03 Oct 2007 14:52:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/effective-immediately-%e2%80%93-the-bounty-on-tom-brady%e2%80%99s-knees-increased-to-30.html#comment-32045 That Pats fan sounds like a black Philip Seymour Hoffman. Either that or he toked on some serious dank before going on his disturbingly calm tirade. That Pats fan sounds like a black Philip Seymour Hoffman. Either that or he toked on some serious dank before going on his disturbingly calm tirade.

]]> By: Wormfather http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/effective-immediately-bounty-on-tom.html/comment-page-1#comment-32042 Wormfather Wed, 03 Oct 2007 14:35:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/effective-immediately-%e2%80%93-the-bounty-on-tom-brady%e2%80%99s-knees-increased-to-30.html#comment-32042 1st: STOP SHOWING THAT FUCKING CLIP. I hate him as much as the next guy but everytime I see that shit it ruins my day.<br/><br/>2nd: Holy shit! I'd never actually comptemplated having to listen to Pats fans for the next 40 years about that shit.<br/><br/>I'm gonna go cry. 1st: STOP SHOWING THAT FUCKING CLIP. I hate him as much as the next guy but everytime I see that shit it ruins my day.

2nd: Holy shit! I’d never actually comptemplated having to listen to Pats fans for the next 40 years about that shit.

I’m gonna go cry.

]]> By: Slim http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/effective-immediately-bounty-on-tom.html/comment-page-1#comment-32034 Slim Wed, 03 Oct 2007 12:23:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/effective-immediately-%e2%80%93-the-bounty-on-tom-brady%e2%80%99s-knees-increased-to-30.html#comment-32034 I'll take the 15 bucks I raised to pay Vince Wilfork's fine, releasing Bills fans from JP Losman's horrid play, and apply it toward Tom Brady's knee.<br/><br/>But who are we kidding - do you know this guys plays with Brushci (Sp? Is that a kind of bread?)...he'd just come back from knee REPLACEMENT surgery, or without a leg at all, and still win the damned Superbowl. And TRY to live that one down, non-Pats fans....<br/><br/>sheesh - you like the Vikings, Drew, you don't even have to deal with this crap twice a fucking year like we do in Buffalo. I’ll take the 15 bucks I raised to pay Vince Wilfork’s fine, releasing Bills fans from JP Losman’s horrid play, and apply it toward Tom Brady’s knee.

But who are we kidding – do you know this guys plays with Brushci (Sp? Is that a kind of bread?)…he’d just come back from knee REPLACEMENT surgery, or without a leg at all, and still win the damned Superbowl. And TRY to live that one down, non-Pats fans….

sheesh – you like the Vikings, Drew, you don’t even have to deal with this crap twice a fucking year like we do in Buffalo.

]]> By: DaveW http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/effective-immediately-bounty-on-tom.html/comment-page-1#comment-32033 DaveW Wed, 03 Oct 2007 11:27:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/effective-immediately-%e2%80%93-the-bounty-on-tom-brady%e2%80%99s-knees-increased-to-30.html#comment-32033 I love that old Redskins tape, how they put up <i>Reverse Angle!</i> on the screen bragging about their high-techno shizzle. Wow. They actually had 2 cameras! What'll they think of next? <br/><br/>Meanwhile I'm still watching games in low def half the time, about what, 10 years into the HD revolution? <br/><br/>==========<br/><br/>I predict this bounty will grow to an even $100 before long, so I'm holding out until we start talking real money.<br/><br/>Like, enough to get John Edwards a haircut or something. I love that old Redskins tape, how they put up Reverse Angle! on the screen bragging about their high-techno shizzle. Wow. They actually had 2 cameras! What’ll they think of next?

Meanwhile I’m still watching games in low def half the time, about what, 10 years into the HD revolution?

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I predict this bounty will grow to an even $100 before long, so I’m holding out until we start talking real money.

Like, enough to get John Edwards a haircut or something.

]]> By: Ethan Stanislawski http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/effective-immediately-bounty-on-tom.html/comment-page-1#comment-32029 Ethan Stanislawski Wed, 03 Oct 2007 06:06:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/effective-immediately-%e2%80%93-the-bounty-on-tom-brady%e2%80%99s-knees-increased-to-30.html#comment-32029 The compound fracture...truly one of football's greatest injuries.<br/><br/>Marge, you made me miss Joe Theismann! The compound fracture…truly one of football’s greatest injuries.

Marge, you made me miss Joe Theismann!

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