Dreamboat vs. Barco de Sueno. WHO YA GOT?
They’re calling it a preview of the Super Bowl, but this match-up between New England and Dallas really is an intercontinental maritime quarterback showdown the likes of which never before seen. It’s bound to be the most excessively hyped regular season game of the year, at least until the Pats play the Colts. The winner will be showered with golden praise. The loser will be taunted and booed and fellated until PK’s throat is sore. WHO YA GOT?
Annoying first mate
Bill Simmons__________________Peter King
El Capitans
Bob Kraft and Bill Belichick_________________Wade and Jerry
Crew members
Needy children__________________Needy Mexicans
Cum dumpsters
Gisele/Bridget Moynahan_________Carrie Underwood/Jessica Simpson
Bounty
$30 and rising_________________Treasure of the Sierra Madre
Endorsements
Stetson____________________Diet Pepsi Max
Favorable conditions
Playing Cowboys defense____________Hispanic Heritage Month
Abiding wisdom
Player’s Guide______________Parcells’ 11 Commandments
Occasionally humorous YouTube devotee
Fitzy_________________________Halen88
Finishing Move
Destroying family values____________Not speaking American!
Tags: AMERICA ZERO, dreamboat, who ya got?, xmas ape
October 12th, 2007 at 10:39 am
I’ll take Fitzy over Halen
October 12th, 2007 at 10:46 am
He’s certainly no Halen84
October 12th, 2007 at 11:09 am
what about bradyfan83?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=9ufwukWgKfI
(i promise it’s not retarded people talking about being werewolves or wearing dresses…… or do i?)
October 12th, 2007 at 11:14 am
Wade and Jerry are much funnier than Bill and Bob.
Tony “Caliente” Romo any day of the week baby.
October 12th, 2007 at 11:51 am
Dream Bank? Sorry Ape, my latin roots disapprove of your error. (I will now go fuck off)
October 12th, 2007 at 11:53 am
It’s “barco”, you ass clowns.
October 12th, 2007 at 12:01 pm
I only speak American.
October 12th, 2007 at 12:19 pm
St. Patrick’s Day vs Cinoc de Mayo ?
October 12th, 2007 at 12:25 pm
Sam Adams vs Negra Modelo
October 12th, 2007 at 12:43 pm
Not that I care, but it’s 12:30pm and much like a St. Louis University parking lot (at least once a year) a Prelude seems to have gone missing.
Time to reread the hilarious, and timely, Jamboroo again
October 12th, 2007 at 1:06 pm
The Stetson ad alone disqualifies Dreamboat. Did anybody else here know they made Stetson after 1987?
October 12th, 2007 at 1:16 pm
Cum dumpsters is a category I can honestly say I did not expect.
I’ll take Tom’s though.
October 12th, 2007 at 1:43 pm
I’d rather ride on el Barco de Sueno, preferably on rough seas. Oh yesssss….
October 12th, 2007 at 2:14 pm
When will KSK dub Romo the Sex-Mex Cannon ?
October 12th, 2007 at 2:37 pm
stickout ears vs. the Butt-Chin
October 12th, 2007 at 2:37 pm
Not since the Monitor vs the Merrimac hav we had a battle on the high seas like this.
October 12th, 2007 at 2:39 pm
You mean the Tex-Mex Sex Cannon?
Sounds like bulger in my pants wants to have some of that gunslinger in her.
Hmmm…
October 12th, 2007 at 2:47 pm
@J4B, that would also work and I think you meant to type cumslinger.
October 12th, 2007 at 3:10 pm
Fitzy?? Did someone say delicious crackers?
October 12th, 2007 at 4:20 pm
legal v. illegal
October 12th, 2007 at 4:20 pm
i can has cheerleader post?
October 12th, 2007 at 7:11 pm
Ain’t this kind of a lesser of two evils kind of thing? I mean, who do we want to keep hearing more of? How the Pats are such an in-fucking-credible winning machine or how un-fucking-believably Romo resembles a young Favre and wills his team to win?
Fuck, I hope it ends in a tie. And both Brady and Romo get sidelined with broken legs/arms/pelvis.
October 12th, 2007 at 11:51 pm
Sounds like bulger in my pants wants to have some of that gunslinger in her.
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