Doug & Doug’s Fantasy Report — Week 6
Six short weeks and they’ve already achieved prima donna status, bitching about Comedy.com’s accommodations in his fancy dancey suit and tie. Back in late August, you didn’t have a pot to piss in or a green headband to wrap around it. And let me tell you: Blogger’s no Swiss picnic either, pally. The cafeteria only has Sun Chips instead of Doritos. Can you fucking believe that? Might as well be working for the Iraqi Army.
However, I’m all for their “fuck you, Todd ‘Shit’ Heap” policy, not only as someone who has the misfortunate of having that fucker on both my fantasy teams, but also someone who hates the Ravens as a matter of course. Fuck you, Purple Whitey!
October 17th, 2007 at 11:37 pm
Ape — Thanks for making that Heap trade with me. Gonzalez had 22 points last week!
MWAHAHAHAHAHA
October 17th, 2007 at 11:52 pm
Good thing I still have Benjamin Watson. You’re dead this week, gyrene.
October 18th, 2007 at 8:35 am
Doug & Doug are gold.
October 18th, 2007 at 9:30 am
Nice.
October 18th, 2007 at 10:11 am
Don’t f*ck with Edgar Allan Poe.
That dude is known for having soldiers on the streets ’round here.
October 18th, 2007 at 12:03 pm
I like the suit. And I love the “Fuck You/Thank You” segment. I think we all need to take more time out of our day to say “Fuck You” and “Thank You” to the ones we love and/or despise.
October 18th, 2007 at 2:06 pm
Fucking Heap. Both my teams as well.
October 18th, 2007 at 4:55 pm
Thankfully they managed to find an even whiter tight end to replace Heap while he’s injured. Don’t want to upset the balance.
October 19th, 2007 at 10:49 am
“no Swiss picnic” = pure Curb gold. Nice!
October 19th, 2007 at 11:11 am
Starting Vinny T on a bye week? Interesting strategy from the boys.
October 20th, 2007 at 1:06 am
It’s amazing you were able to get them to quit playing with each other long enough to shoot the video. And yeah, I mean playing with each other. I’m not saying they’re gay necessarily, just fashionably bi.