Doug & Doug’s Fantasy Report - Week 5
And here’s your Doug & Doug report for Week 5. No more mustache for swarthy Doug. Aj Daulerio would NOT approve of such shenanigans. Both Doug and Doug have promised us more swearing from here on out. And that’s good. Because I think we can all agree that Reggie Bush can eat a fat dick.
We want a cut of that goodshirt.com revenue, you two. We expect it in unmarked tax-free barrabonds before the end of the week. Make it happen.
Tags: doug and doug videos, the katrina joke makes up for the green headband
October 10th, 2007 at 8:49 pm
I actually look forward to these guys every week. They feel my dorky fantasy pain and they’re fucking funny.
Don’t worry, KSK…I’m not cheating on you baby. What’s that? You see Doug’s shaved moustache hairs on my collar? That’s nothing, baby! It’s from a stray dog I rescued on the way home!
October 10th, 2007 at 8:56 pm
Love these guys, but the headband is gay.
October 10th, 2007 at 9:42 pm
barrabonds? oh drew, i really hope you have a jew handling your money for you.
October 10th, 2007 at 9:48 pm
Pittsburgh weed does suck, and David Greene would be a hero to all Jews if he weren’t just another character being acted out by a fucking gentile.
Fuck you, Brendan Fraser, Roberto Benini, Robin Williams, and all the rest
October 10th, 2007 at 9:52 pm
“bearer bonds”
October 10th, 2007 at 9:57 pm
“Pittsburgh weed does suck.”
Well, it’s probably good then that the Broncos and Steelers are playing in Denver.
October 10th, 2007 at 10:11 pm
mmmm, denver weed rules!
October 10th, 2007 at 11:16 pm
Maybe if his name is Trent Greenberg
October 10th, 2007 at 11:24 pm
Those guys are so gay for each other. It looks like they’re ready to tongue fuck each other at any minute. Still, they make me laugh.
October 11th, 2007 at 1:41 am
The Gay Mafia will be sitting on the beach with 20%.
October 11th, 2007 at 10:51 am
Something tells me headband dude would be a real douche if you ever met him. But again, they’re pretty funny.
October 11th, 2007 at 11:56 am
I love the Dougs. And shaving the moustache was a good call. And I think the headband is supposed to be gay.
October 11th, 2007 at 5:06 pm
Stay away from the bearer bonds. My friend Mike got capped in Detroit behind them shits.
October 11th, 2007 at 5:10 pm
UM–Robin Williams? Is that a Jakob the Liar reference? Yikes.
I feel you though. John Turturro is top of the list. Eric Bana, Daniel Craig, James Woods and Joe Mantegna get a pass though.