So Channing Crowder is probably gonna get a start in that game over in England this weekend, as Zach Thomas is hurt, so he’ll have a limited amount of time to pick up some of the nuances of that defense. You know, stuff like zone blitz packages, hook coverage, and, well, learning that people in London speak English.

“I couldn’t find London on a map if they didn’t have the names of the countries,” he said. “I swear to God. I don’t know what nothing is. I know Italy looks like a boot. I know London Fletcher. We did a football camp together. So I know him. That’s the closest thing I know to London. He’s black, so I’m sure he’s not from London. I’m sure that’s a coincidental name.”

I’m sure it is.

Thanks: Rotoworld, via Brandon M. (no link sent, so fuck you)