Comments on: Clockblocking: A Long-Winded Perspective http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/clockblocking-long-winded-perspective.html KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Mon, 23 Nov 2009 07:36:55 -0500 http://wordpress.org/ hourly 1 By: Gern http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/clockblocking-long-winded-perspective.html/comment-page-1#comment-32982 Gern Thu, 18 Oct 2007 03:50:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/clockblocking-a-long-winded-perspective.html#comment-32982 Big Hairy Pussy Big Hairy Pussy

]]> By: Otto Man http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/clockblocking-long-winded-perspective.html/comment-page-1#comment-32957 Otto Man Wed, 17 Oct 2007 19:36:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/clockblocking-a-long-winded-perspective.html#comment-32957 Where did this well-argued, coherent stance on football policy come from?<br/><br/>Less "foremost," more foreskin. Where did this well-argued, coherent stance on football policy come from?

Less “foremost,” more foreskin.

]]> By: peter king crowned my ass http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/clockblocking-long-winded-perspective.html/comment-page-1#comment-32942 peter king crowned my ass Wed, 17 Oct 2007 18:41:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/clockblocking-a-long-winded-perspective.html#comment-32942 <i><br/>Only FORWARD fumbles cannot be advanced by the offense.</i><br/><br/>If it's not going forward, it's not an advance. Just sayin'.
Only FORWARD fumbles cannot be advanced by the offense.

If it’s not going forward, it’s not an advance. Just sayin’.

]]> By: TacoBellManager http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/clockblocking-long-winded-perspective.html/comment-page-1#comment-32943 TacoBellManager Wed, 17 Oct 2007 18:41:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/clockblocking-a-long-winded-perspective.html#comment-32943 "Today, the boss has the unique right to stop the game inside of two minutes, where these games are scheduled for climax, but not the unique need."<br/><br/>Jesus Christ, I come here for truculence, shit jokes, douchebags talking virtual shit to athletes that could manhandle them in person, etc., not fucking Civil Procedure at Case Western Reserve law school “Today, the boss has the unique right to stop the game inside of two minutes, where these games are scheduled for climax, but not the unique need.”

Jesus Christ, I come here for truculence, shit jokes, douchebags talking virtual shit to athletes that could manhandle them in person, etc., not fucking Civil Procedure at Case Western Reserve law school

]]> By: MicroscopicElvis http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/clockblocking-long-winded-perspective.html/comment-page-1#comment-32937 MicroscopicElvis Wed, 17 Oct 2007 17:37:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/clockblocking-a-long-winded-perspective.html#comment-32937 Where are the footnotes? Where are the footnotes?

]]> By: Gern http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/clockblocking-long-winded-perspective.html/comment-page-1#comment-32935 Gern Wed, 17 Oct 2007 17:28:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/clockblocking-a-long-winded-perspective.html#comment-32935 Is that first pic Pete Carroll?? Is that first pic Pete Carroll??

]]> By: 5150 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/clockblocking-long-winded-perspective.html/comment-page-1#comment-32927 5150 Wed, 17 Oct 2007 16:16:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/clockblocking-a-long-winded-perspective.html#comment-32927 Congrats on getting Fark'd. I hope the secret doesn't get out. Congrats on getting Fark’d. I hope the secret doesn’t get out.

]]> By: Awful Chief http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/clockblocking-long-winded-perspective.html/comment-page-1#comment-32922 Awful Chief Wed, 17 Oct 2007 15:56:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/clockblocking-a-long-winded-perspective.html#comment-32922 I say let the cockblocking continue, but to make up for the loss of drama, a randomly chosen player on the sideline of the team who called timeout would have to submit to a live AIDS test during the timeout. This could be broadcast on the jumbotron and shown on tv for the fans at home. I say let the cockblocking continue, but to make up for the loss of drama, a randomly chosen player on the sideline of the team who called timeout would have to submit to a live AIDS test during the timeout. This could be broadcast on the jumbotron and shown on tv for the fans at home.

]]> By: josh http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/clockblocking-long-winded-perspective.html/comment-page-1#comment-32921 josh Wed, 17 Oct 2007 15:54:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/clockblocking-a-long-winded-perspective.html#comment-32921 <i>Fumbles cannot be advanced by the offense, for example</i><br/><br/>Only FORWARD fumbles cannot be advanced by the offense. Fumbles cannot be advanced by the offense, for example

Only FORWARD fumbles cannot be advanced by the offense.

]]> By: MDT http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/clockblocking-long-winded-perspective.html/comment-page-1#comment-32918 MDT Wed, 17 Oct 2007 15:20:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/clockblocking-a-long-winded-perspective.html#comment-32918 I feel like I've wandered into FootballProsfucktus. I feel like I’ve wandered into FootballProsfucktus.

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