Comments on: Bill Simmons Has Graduated From Retard to the Urtard http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/bill-simmons-has-graduated-from-retard.html KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 07:45:15 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Brigitte @ Bostonian Online http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/bill-simmons-has-graduated-from-retard.html/comment-page-1#comment-239820 Brigitte @ Bostonian Online Mon, 01 Nov 2010 04:30:53 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/bill-simmons-has-graduated-from-retard-to-the-urtard.html#comment-239820 Hi there, just browsing for information for my Bostonian site. Amazing the amount of information on the web. Wasn't exactly what I was looking for, but interesting page. Cya later. Hi there, just browsing for information for my Bostonian site. Amazing the amount of information on the web. Wasn’t exactly what I was looking for, but interesting page. Cya later.

]]> By: Jeff http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/bill-simmons-has-graduated-from-retard.html/comment-page-1#comment-33359 Jeff Tue, 23 Oct 2007 08:02:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/bill-simmons-has-graduated-from-retard-to-the-urtard.html#comment-33359 Ive never been so appauled at any sports writing ever. First of all it was the most mind boggling thing ever put to paper, Chris Chambers in a conspiracy theory? Also, he is lame. Reading his articles are like watching the deleted scenes from a Family Guy episode, the worst of the unfunny and obscure refrences.<br/><br/>Reading this article makes rereading the one mentioned in the 'Boston area sports teams' that much funnier. <br/>Simmons: "I dont understand why everyone hates the Pats. In other news the Dolphins are trying to screw with us by getting a great trade out of the chargers."<br/><br/>Then again thats probably the best filler he could come up with since he spends his time on his knees in front of his Brady Fathead, desperatly wanting. Ive never been so appauled at any sports writing ever. First of all it was the most mind boggling thing ever put to paper, Chris Chambers in a conspiracy theory? Also, he is lame. Reading his articles are like watching the deleted scenes from a Family Guy episode, the worst of the unfunny and obscure refrences.

Reading this article makes rereading the one mentioned in the ‘Boston area sports teams’ that much funnier.
Simmons: “I dont understand why everyone hates the Pats. In other news the Dolphins are trying to screw with us by getting a great trade out of the chargers.”

Then again thats probably the best filler he could come up with since he spends his time on his knees in front of his Brady Fathead, desperatly wanting.

]]> By: leaf http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/bill-simmons-has-graduated-from-retard.html/comment-page-1#comment-33244 leaf Mon, 22 Oct 2007 17:45:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/bill-simmons-has-graduated-from-retard-to-the-urtard.html#comment-33244 I' be waiting for the new bounty column. No fluff piecery there. I’ be waiting for the new bounty column. No fluff piecery there.

]]> By: Big Jim Slade http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/bill-simmons-has-graduated-from-retard.html/comment-page-1#comment-33234 Big Jim Slade Mon, 22 Oct 2007 17:22:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/bill-simmons-has-graduated-from-retard-to-the-urtard.html#comment-33234 <i>Simmons is from Greenwich, CT.</i><br/><br/>I knew it- Bill Simmons is PETE GAS! Simmons is from Greenwich, CT.

I knew it- Bill Simmons is PETE GAS!

]]> By: Greg Schuler http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/bill-simmons-has-graduated-from-retard.html/comment-page-1#comment-33229 Greg Schuler Mon, 22 Oct 2007 17:04:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/bill-simmons-has-graduated-from-retard-to-the-urtard.html#comment-33229 I endorse Sons of the Sports Guy for all your one-stop Bill Simmons bashing.<br/><br/>Also, moof! is wise... I endorse Sons of the Sports Guy for all your one-stop Bill Simmons bashing.

Also, moof! is wise…

]]> By: Les Savy Ferd http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/bill-simmons-has-graduated-from-retard.html/comment-page-1#comment-33190 Les Savy Ferd Mon, 22 Oct 2007 16:14:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/bill-simmons-has-graduated-from-retard-to-the-urtard.html#comment-33190 the image for this article has a fairly interesting prgoression. moreso when you realize the Neanderthal looks more and more like he's about to start stroking it, and then there's Simmons with his hands in his pockets. Looks like Sports gal is not going to have to use quite as much starch when she presses those trousers. the image for this article has a fairly interesting prgoression. moreso when you realize the Neanderthal looks more and more like he’s about to start stroking it, and then there’s Simmons with his hands in his pockets. Looks like Sports gal is not going to have to use quite as much starch when she presses those trousers.

]]> By: Big Daddy Drew http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/bill-simmons-has-graduated-from-retard.html/comment-page-1#comment-33181 Big Daddy Drew Mon, 22 Oct 2007 15:57:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/bill-simmons-has-graduated-from-retard-to-the-urtard.html#comment-33181 Simmons is from Greenwich, CT. Simmons is from Greenwich, CT.

]]> By: J.L. White http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/bill-simmons-has-graduated-from-retard.html/comment-page-1#comment-33178 J.L. White Mon, 22 Oct 2007 15:32:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/bill-simmons-has-graduated-from-retard-to-the-urtard.html#comment-33178 I do believe, after all that happened yesterday, that Simmons' next article will be a running diary of him laying on the couch, while rubbing his nipples, being fed grapes by Steve Sanders from 90210, and Hench and J-Bug take turns sucking him off. As usual, his infant daughter will be the one to actually write and post the "article." I do believe, after all that happened yesterday, that Simmons’ next article will be a running diary of him laying on the couch, while rubbing his nipples, being fed grapes by Steve Sanders from 90210, and Hench and J-Bug take turns sucking him off. As usual, his infant daughter will be the one to actually write and post the “article.”

]]> By: allie http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/bill-simmons-has-graduated-from-retard.html/comment-page-1#comment-33177 allie Mon, 22 Oct 2007 15:12:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/bill-simmons-has-graduated-from-retard-to-the-urtard.html#comment-33177 I have to say, as a pats fan, and also a fantasy owner who's been forced to play both chris chambers and phillip rivers in recent weeks, anyone who thinks that trade is going to bring the pats to their knees probably hasn't seen either one of them actually play. I have to say, as a pats fan, and also a fantasy owner who’s been forced to play both chris chambers and phillip rivers in recent weeks, anyone who thinks that trade is going to bring the pats to their knees probably hasn’t seen either one of them actually play.

]]> By: Awkward Boner http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/bill-simmons-has-graduated-from-retard.html/comment-page-1#comment-33173 Awkward Boner Mon, 22 Oct 2007 15:05:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/10/bill-simmons-has-graduated-from-retard-to-the-urtard.html#comment-33173 Perhaps the Fins trading Wes Welker to the Pats should also be considered cheating, as he seems to help them KEEP WINNING. Fucking tard. Perhaps the Fins trading Wes Welker to the Pats should also be considered cheating, as he seems to help them KEEP WINNING. Fucking tard.

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