BAD. ASS.


Now you know why Sunday is a day of worship. Hey coach, maybe it would be a good idea to play him more than HALF THE FUCKING GAME. Moron.

Purple Jesus rules.

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28 Responses to “BAD. ASS.”

  1. ben Says:

    In one league, I already had purple jesus. In the other, I traded Reggie Bush and Holt for him and TO two weeks ago.

    I feel guilty. Kinda. Well, not really. It’s like candy from a baby, Smithers.

  2. Ian Says:

    A friend of mine asked me before the season how much impact AP would have in MN offense b/c he had the 12th pick in his draft and was thinking of him. I talked him out of it.

    We don’t talk much anymore.

  3. SlideShow Bob Says:

    my opponent this week has “The Purple Lord and Savior” as well as Brady, need i tell u how i did?

  4. Cliff Says:

    fuck you

  5. Smitty Lite Says:

    I got AP for lions wr Roy Williams last week. I feel kinda guilty also…

  6. Iggins! Says:

    I used to like purple Jesus. Then he face raped my bears. Now I’m a satanist. Thanks a lot, Vikings.

  7. naptown drew Says:

    I smell Meast.

  8. Jackin'4Beats Says:

    Purple Jesus is an animal. Good for him. He deserves the Meast of the Week.

  9. bizzo5000 Says:

    I have him Steve Smith and Welker. My week is going pretty well.

  10. rar288 Says:

    Archuleta can’t tackle for shit. Or Brandon McGowan. Or Danieal Manning.

    But props to Purple Jesus, he should be in the running for NFL MVP right now, and they should just give him rookie of the year right now.

  11. Greek Mike Says:

    Props to AP, he should definetly get the meast. But if you’re going to gloat about your guy/team, do it on a vikes blog.

  12. Robocats Says:

    Anybody else notice that 4/5 times Baldinger and Stockton said Brandon McGowan’s name, it was referring to Danieal Manning?

    Don’t they have a number-to-name cheat sheet for stuff like this…and also, the names on the jerseys.

  13. still drunk Says:

    So fucking raw. He better get just as many carries next week.

  14. JAMMQ Says:

    But if you’re going to gloat about your guy/team, do it on a vikes blog.

    Who’s blog is this?

  15. Donald Says:

    I figure Childress will sit him next week and rely on Tavaris and the passing game.

  16. brad Says:

    Okay, Drew. You’ve earned the right. Go ahead and stick your man-boobs out with pride.

  17. J Says:

    hey greek when you can write a blog as well as BDD can then you can bitch and moan about homering on a football blog…

    ass clown….

  18. From the other side of town Says:

    Brady lived up to the pre-game “big” game hype, but AP was absolutely measty in tagging my Bears’ ass.

  19. Josh Says:

    homerism is fine so long as your team sucks ass in general, as the Vikes do. it’s only when you’re incessantly pimping the Patriots like Simmons that you start to make people wanna punch you in the throat.

  20. Upstate Underdog Says:

    o.k., I’ll go way out on a limb here and saw Purple Jesus will win R.O.Y

  21. Dave Says:

    Broken collarbone and/or ankle coming in 3…2…1…

  22. Chamomiles Davis Says:

    BDD,

    So how hard did you come this week?

  23. D. Rock Says:

    I cannot justify worshipping any man who wears purple and plays home football games within the confines of a dome.

    “BAD” and “ASS” are probably two terms I would’ve used to describe the Bears’ defense as well, but not necessarily together …

  24. Greek Mike Says:

    If BDD has deserved it, for the sake of argument, hasn’t Bill Simmons as well? I can’t stand that insufferable pricks blog and its why this ones so refreshing. So when I see stuff like that, I want to post a comment. So fucking sue me.

  25. Big Daddy Drew Says:

    Greek, sometimes we do quick little homer posts on Sunday. But we take great pains to avoid Homerism in general. So don’t expect us to make a habit of it.

  26. mamacita Says:

    @chamomiles davis:

    Little Daughter Drew: The Sequel coming in 3…2…1…

  27. bibliogrrl Says:

    @d.rock -

    The only thing I have right now is the fact we beat the fucking Packers.

    Otherwise all hope is lost. You have it fucking dead on.

  28. bloomerang Says:

    I had Brady and Purp Jesus….and lost. I guess that’s what happens when a Bears fan starts Purple Jew against the (Soft Cuddly Stuffed Animal) Monsters of the Midway. Now I hate fantasy football AND real football.

    Super Bowl memories….fading fast……

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