Comments on: White Wide Receivers Have to Give a Little Extra http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/white-wide-receivers-have-to-give.html KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 03:53:48 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: casserolemistake http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/white-wide-receivers-have-to-give.html/comment-page-1#comment-31686 casserolemistake Wed, 26 Sep 2007 07:09:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/white-wide-receivers-have-to-give-a-little-extra.html#comment-31686 <i>Brian Leonard is starting this week for St. Louis.<br/><br/>The day is yours.</i><br/><br/>I had to put a claim on his white ass because McAllister's big, high, black thighs are faulty. He must've been poorly bred.<br/><br/><br/><br/>What? No Jimmy the Greek fans out there? Brian Leonard is starting this week for St. Louis.

The day is yours.

I had to put a claim on his white ass because McAllister’s big, high, black thighs are faulty. He must’ve been poorly bred.

What? No Jimmy the Greek fans out there?

]]> By: Otto Man http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/white-wide-receivers-have-to-give.html/comment-page-1#comment-31683 Otto Man Tue, 25 Sep 2007 23:26:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/white-wide-receivers-have-to-give-a-little-extra.html#comment-31683 <i>They should start a union named "The Steve Largent-Types".</i><br/><br/>Nah, that makes them sound like they're mentally challenged. <br/><br/>I'm dating myself here, but does anyone else remember when Largent gave the Republican response to one of Clinton's State of the Union address? He did the whole thing with a shit-eating grin, and spent most of the time bragging about himself. <br/><br/>My favorite quote: "I married my high school sweetheart, Terry -- a cheerleader! -- and for the next 14 years I got to live every boy's dream: playing in the National Football League for the Seattle Seahawks."<br/><br/>Way to connect with the average American, Steve. We all married the cheerleader and played pro ball. It's like you've known me my whole life. They should start a union named “The Steve Largent-Types”.

Nah, that makes them sound like they’re mentally challenged.

I’m dating myself here, but does anyone else remember when Largent gave the Republican response to one of Clinton’s State of the Union address? He did the whole thing with a shit-eating grin, and spent most of the time bragging about himself.

My favorite quote: “I married my high school sweetheart, Terry — a cheerleader! — and for the next 14 years I got to live every boy’s dream: playing in the National Football League for the Seattle Seahawks.”

Way to connect with the average American, Steve. We all married the cheerleader and played pro ball. It’s like you’ve known me my whole life.

]]> By: Saberrox http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/white-wide-receivers-have-to-give.html/comment-page-1#comment-31682 Saberrox Tue, 25 Sep 2007 23:14:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/white-wide-receivers-have-to-give-a-little-extra.html#comment-31682 LMAO. Great stuff. LMAO. Great stuff.

]]> By: My Insignificant Life http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/white-wide-receivers-have-to-give.html/comment-page-1#comment-31680 My Insignificant Life Tue, 25 Sep 2007 21:48:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/white-wide-receivers-have-to-give-a-little-extra.html#comment-31680 @ wormfather<br/><br/>legal hispanic = oxymoron? @ wormfather

legal hispanic = oxymoron?

]]> By: Captain Caveman http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/white-wide-receivers-have-to-give.html/comment-page-1#comment-31679 Captain Caveman Tue, 25 Sep 2007 21:27:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/white-wide-receivers-have-to-give-a-little-extra.html#comment-31679 All I have to say is, if any part of the post was unfunny or offensive to you, Punter wrote it. All I have to say is, if any part of the post was unfunny or offensive to you, Punter wrote it.

]]> By: Barney http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/white-wide-receivers-have-to-give.html/comment-page-1#comment-31678 Barney Tue, 25 Sep 2007 21:15:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/white-wide-receivers-have-to-give-a-little-extra.html#comment-31678 I say we put 'em all on a bus and send 'em back to Wyoming or Utah or Idaho or Wisconsin. They can sit anywhere on the bus they want and they'll all be happier when they get there.<br/><br/> Too far?<br/><br/> - Barney Dannelke<br/><br/> "You don't stab a man in the back 9 inches, pull the blade out 6 inches and then say you are making progress." - Malcolm X I say we put ‘em all on a bus and send ‘em back to Wyoming or Utah or Idaho or Wisconsin. They can sit anywhere on the bus they want and they’ll all be happier when they get there.

Too far?

– Barney Dannelke

“You don’t stab a man in the back 9 inches, pull the blade out 6 inches and then say you are making progress.” – Malcolm X

]]> By: Awful Chief http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/white-wide-receivers-have-to-give.html/comment-page-1#comment-31677 Awful Chief Tue, 25 Sep 2007 21:07:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/white-wide-receivers-have-to-give-a-little-extra.html#comment-31677 They should start a union named "The Steve Largent-Types". They should start a union named “The Steve Largent-Types”.

]]> By: Signal to Noise http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/white-wide-receivers-have-to-give.html/comment-page-1#comment-31676 Signal to Noise Tue, 25 Sep 2007 20:57:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/white-wide-receivers-have-to-give-a-little-extra.html#comment-31676 @wormfather: I was sticking with currently playing white wideouts, but I'm sure Chrebet and Ed McCaffrey are turning their hands into angry balled fists of support for Brother Curtis as well. @wormfather: I was sticking with currently playing white wideouts, but I’m sure Chrebet and Ed McCaffrey are turning their hands into angry balled fists of support for Brother Curtis as well.

]]> By: Otto Man http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/white-wide-receivers-have-to-give.html/comment-page-1#comment-31675 Otto Man Tue, 25 Sep 2007 20:47:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/white-wide-receivers-have-to-give-a-little-extra.html#comment-31675 <i>Um, didn't they win a playoff game with Garcia last year?</i><br/><br/>Pfft. Garcia's Mexican. Same thing. Um, didn’t they win a playoff game with Garcia last year?

Pfft. Garcia’s Mexican. Same thing.

]]> By: nation_of_islam_sportsblog http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/white-wide-receivers-have-to-give.html/comment-page-1#comment-31674 nation_of_islam_sportsblog Tue, 25 Sep 2007 20:40:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/white-wide-receivers-have-to-give-a-little-extra.html#comment-31674 "It's how that man feels and no matter how much white peolple bellyache about it it's not gonna change."<br/><br/>Sir,<br/><br/>[Unabashed Applause]<br/><br/>You have hit the nail completely and squarely on the head.<br/><br/>Caveman's attempt to somehow make this issue Negro and un-Negro is foolish at best...and racist at bestest.<br/><br/>Perhaps what is lost in all this furor caused by Caveman's hateful post...is that Curtis owes his attention getting day to the arm of a man who was performing under the watchful, skeptical and unrelentingly expectatious eye of the very race of people of which Curtis is a part.<br/><br/>Clearly, the expectation of the Negro QB doing a little extra...is now holding them responsible for making white receivers look good.<br/><br/>The shackles have been secured. Yet again. “It’s how that man feels and no matter how much white peolple bellyache about it it’s not gonna change.”

Sir,

[Unabashed Applause]

You have hit the nail completely and squarely on the head.

Caveman’s attempt to somehow make this issue Negro and un-Negro is foolish at best…and racist at bestest.

Perhaps what is lost in all this furor caused by Caveman’s hateful post…is that Curtis owes his attention getting day to the arm of a man who was performing under the watchful, skeptical and unrelentingly expectatious eye of the very race of people of which Curtis is a part.

Clearly, the expectation of the Negro QB doing a little extra…is now holding them responsible for making white receivers look good.

The shackles have been secured. Yet again.

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