Something’s Wrong With This Photo
-Ballerinas think Jon’s turnout is excellent.
-Jason Campbell forgets to lend Bionic Ankle to Jon Jansen
-They went thattaway!
-People never talk about the horrible injuries footsie can cause.
-This is God’s punishment for when offensive linemen hold hands in the huddle.
-Jon’s favorite new song? “Careless Whisper”. Indeed, guilty feet have no got no rhythm.
-Some people are born double-jointed. And some have double-jointedness thrust upon them.
-That ankle is clearly on loan from Linda Blair.
-He should have realized something was wrong when he spent the entire series walking in circles.
-You plant your right foot in, you plant your right foot out…
Ah, it’s a KSK Kollaborative Kaption Kontest! He’s not wearing his ankle leathers. I say he deserved it.
Washington Times photo via DC Sports Bog
September 11th, 2007 at 2:42 pm
not…fucking…cool, when purple jesus is rolling around on the ground in a week or two with a similar injury you will only be able to blame yourself
September 11th, 2007 at 2:45 pm
Don’t let it end this way, captain…
Damn sad to see the Rock go out like that…he’s played hurt for the past several years, but there’s really no way he comes back from this and starts again.
September 11th, 2007 at 2:48 pm
so it’s a KSK KKK. I’m not sure I want any part of this.
September 11th, 2007 at 2:50 pm
When did Jason Kendall start playing for the Redskins?
September 11th, 2007 at 2:52 pm
Nike must really be hard-core about their “we gotta be able to see the logo” policy
September 11th, 2007 at 2:53 pm
“This picture has not been photoshopped.”
September 11th, 2007 at 2:54 pm
Annie Wilkes is his number one fan.
September 11th, 2007 at 2:55 pm
To everything thing turn, turn, turn…
September 11th, 2007 at 2:57 pm
Dear God No! I said I was a ‘Thighs Man’
September 11th, 2007 at 3:01 pm
Tonya Harding, you bitch!
September 11th, 2007 at 3:01 pm
That’s what happens when you challenge Fred Smoot to a game of DDR.
September 11th, 2007 at 3:01 pm
“Sweep the leg, Johnny.”
September 11th, 2007 at 3:03 pm
Ha Ha
-Joe Theismann
September 11th, 2007 at 3:04 pm
Napoleon McCallum thinks Jon Jansen is a pussy.
September 11th, 2007 at 3:05 pm
…How many times do I have to tell you people, dont ever play QB for the redskins ’cause it never ends well.
September 11th, 2007 at 3:07 pm
Begining an acting career following a productive stint in the NFL, former Redskin Jon Jansen appears here auditioning for the lead in “Misery 2″
September 11th, 2007 at 3:10 pm
Mr. Snyder, Mr. Cerrato: Mike Nolan on line 2
September 11th, 2007 at 3:13 pm
Footloose?
September 11th, 2007 at 3:14 pm
Believe it or not, this has nothing to do with the Denver Broncos.
September 11th, 2007 at 3:14 pm
Fred and Barney don’t see what the big deal is.
September 11th, 2007 at 3:16 pm
You guys gotta try these new crunches, they really snap you into shape.
September 11th, 2007 at 3:19 pm
Wow. I don’t feel so bad about making fun of Chad Pennington anymore.
September 11th, 2007 at 3:32 pm
People tried telling him you have to get a rib removed to do that or bad things will happen.
September 11th, 2007 at 3:36 pm
Don’t tease Suisham, he takes his ballet seriously.
September 11th, 2007 at 3:59 pm
The only time in history Joe Theismann would’ve been useful to have in the broadcast booth.
September 11th, 2007 at 3:59 pm
This is what happens when you literally stick your foot up someone’s ass.
‘Dem sphincters is stroooooong.
September 11th, 2007 at 5:00 pm
Although he really wanted to get back in the game, Jansen decided not to follow Ronnie Lott’s advice.
September 11th, 2007 at 5:01 pm
that a legitimate photo? shading on the foot looks pretty much contrary to the shading every where else on the photo.
September 11th, 2007 at 5:16 pm
I am going to go ahead and proclaim myself the winner
September 11th, 2007 at 5:49 pm
You know how I know you are gay? You know what a turnout is.
Seriously, man, what’s up with that?
September 11th, 2007 at 6:26 pm
Simpsons did it
September 11th, 2007 at 6:59 pm
I think grungedave wins.
Jebus, that picture freaks my shit out. Not as bad as the Theisman thing, but still…. fuck.
September 11th, 2007 at 7:41 pm
I can’t dance. I can’t dance. I’ve got two left feet!
September 11th, 2007 at 9:42 pm
I said, “‘Step pause turn pause pivot step step’” not `Step pause turn pause pivot step pause’”!
September 11th, 2007 at 9:52 pm
quotation from best in show!
/lazy
September 11th, 2007 at 11:05 pm
Whew, I thought it would be more of a punch myself in the balls type pain,but I think I’ll be ok if it stays in the pull my hair out level.
September 12th, 2007 at 12:28 am
some people are born double-jointed and we should watch videos of them rather than awful ankle nastiness.
September 12th, 2007 at 2:46 am
Somehow Billy Belichick was involved.
September 12th, 2007 at 6:34 pm
On the News Tonigt…
“The right ankle’s premature evaluation of the Redskin’s season and subsequent escape attempt without notifying the rest of the body left Jansen in a world of hurt…I’m Morey Shafer..”
September 13th, 2007 at 12:15 am
Just another country blumpkin said…
I said, “‘Step pause turn pause pivot step step’” not `Step pause turn pause pivot step pause’”!
OHHhhhh…. shudder!!