Something’s Wrong With This Photo
09.11.07
-Ballerinas think Jon’s turnout is excellent.
-Jason Campbell forgets to lend Bionic Ankle to Jon Jansen
-They went thattaway!
-People never talk about the horrible injuries footsie can cause.
-This is God’s punishment for when offensive linemen hold hands in the huddle.
-Jon’s favorite new song? “Careless Whisper”. Indeed, guilty feet have no got no rhythm.
-Some people are born double-jointed. And some have double-jointedness thrust upon them.
-That ankle is clearly on loan from Linda Blair.
-He should have realized something was wrong when he spent the entire series walking in circles.
-You plant your right foot in, you plant your right foot out…
Ah, it’s a KSK Kollaborative Kaption Kontest! He’s not wearing his ankle leathers. I say he deserved it.
Washington Times photo via DC Sports Bog
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Just another country blumpkin said…
I said, “‘Step pause turn pause pivot step step’” not `Step pause turn pause pivot step pause’”!
OHHhhhh…. shudder!!
On the News Tonigt…
“The right ankle’s premature evaluation of the Redskin’s season and subsequent escape attempt without notifying the rest of the body left Jansen in a world of hurt…I’m Morey Shafer..”
Somehow Billy Belichick was involved.
some people are born double-jointed and we should watch videos of them rather than awful ankle nastiness.
Whew, I thought it would be more of a punch myself in the balls type pain,but I think I’ll be ok if it stays in the pull my hair out level.
quotation from best in show!
/lazy
I said, “‘Step pause turn pause pivot step step’” not `Step pause turn pause pivot step pause’”!
I can’t dance. I can’t dance. I’ve got two left feet!
I think grungedave wins.
Jebus, that picture freaks my shit out. Not as bad as the Theisman thing, but still…. fuck.
Simpsons did it
You know how I know you are gay? You know what a turnout is.
Seriously, man, what’s up with that?
I am going to go ahead and proclaim myself the winner
that a legitimate photo? shading on the foot looks pretty much contrary to the shading every where else on the photo.
Although he really wanted to get back in the game, Jansen decided not to follow Ronnie Lott’s advice.
This is what happens when you literally stick your foot up someone’s ass.
‘Dem sphincters is stroooooong.
The only time in history Joe Theismann would’ve been useful to have in the broadcast booth.
Don’t tease Suisham, he takes his ballet seriously.
People tried telling him you have to get a rib removed to do that or bad things will happen.
Wow. I don’t feel so bad about making fun of Chad Pennington anymore.
You guys gotta try these new crunches, they really snap you into shape.
Fred and Barney don’t see what the big deal is.
Believe it or not, this has nothing to do with the Denver Broncos.
Footloose?
Mr. Snyder, Mr. Cerrato: Mike Nolan on line 2
Begining an acting career following a productive stint in the NFL, former Redskin Jon Jansen appears here auditioning for the lead in “Misery 2″
…How many times do I have to tell you people, dont ever play QB for the redskins ’cause it never ends well.
Napoleon McCallum thinks Jon Jansen is a pussy.
Ha Ha
-Joe Theismann
“Sweep the leg, Johnny.”
That’s what happens when you challenge Fred Smoot to a game of DDR.
Tonya Harding, you bitch!
Dear God No! I said I was a ‘Thighs Man’
To everything thing turn, turn, turn…
Annie Wilkes is his number one fan.
“This picture has not been photoshopped.”
Nike must really be hard-core about their “we gotta be able to see the logo” policy
When did Jason Kendall start playing for the Redskins?
so it’s a KSK KKK. I’m not sure I want any part of this.
Don’t let it end this way, captain…
Damn sad to see the Rock go out like that…he’s played hurt for the past several years, but there’s really no way he comes back from this and starts again.
not…fucking…cool, when purple jesus is rolling around on the ground in a week or two with a similar injury you will only be able to blame yourself