Comments on: The Sex Cannon is Dead; Long Live the Sex Cannon

By: Archer

Archer — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 19:22:00 +0000

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By: Rob

Rob — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 15:40:00 +0000

Not that anyone should or does care, but the meter is officially defined as the distance light travels in 1â„299,792,458th of a second.

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 21:53:00 +0000

Rex has only gone flaccid between his sexplosions. All he needs is some Vitamin B and maybe some amyl nitrate tabs and he’ll be back in prime form.

Maybe a couple strippers, too.

By: Jackin'4Beats

Jackin'4Beats — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 19:34:00 +0000

Here lies the Cumslinger, he dared to go deep but seemed to come up short...except with the ladies of Miami and Chicago.

Will he be buried next to Falco?

Cowboys 3-0. Eat it Harvey.

By: Slash

Slash — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 19:13:00 +0000

Did Grossman have anything to do with two other Bears suffering groin injuries? Just wondering.

By: Vanilla

Vanilla — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 18:49:00 +0000

I still go back and read the original Sex Cannon post from time to time and it still cracks me up. Of course so does the term “fartknocker” so maybe I’m just immature.

Hee hee! I said Fartknocker!

By: Krolik1157

Krolik1157 — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 18:47:00 +0000

I’m not a republican. I’m a Rexologist.

By: Calvin's got a job

Calvin's got a job — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 18:27:00 +0000

@shan,
What will we do then?
I will be walking around with a funnel and a empty 2 liter bottle collecting as many grossman bodily fluids as i can…

Becuase in 15 years it will be our national currency… 2 teaspoons of sex jelly will equal roughly a nickle

By: Chris(BessMervinGirlDetective)

Chris(BessMervinGirlDetective) — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 18:19:00 +0000

Poor Rex, he had a rough off season. Damn golden boy Tom Brady stealing his cumslinging thunder knocking up two ladies. Kyle Orten came over, drank all his peppermint schnapps, and puked on his bear skin rug.

By: Shan

Shan — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 18:19:00 +0000

Rex can go away…but in 15 years none of us will be able to escape his offspring. I’m talkin’ armies of hormone pumped teens all over America. What will we do then?