Comments on: Reminder: Kevin Everett is recovering AND law-abiding

By: Happy Fun Miles

Happy Fun Miles — Sat, 29 Sep 2007 21:38:00 +0000

MAYOR McCHEESE IS THE LAW!!!

By: Barney

Barney — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 19:59:00 +0000

Tears. I am in tears. It begs the question however, was that the worst coincidental file footage cue-up (or “queue” if you’re a hockey fan) or was someone in the booth trying to fuck with the anchor. Because the timing in there was fucking studious.

- Barney

ps. - The Onion also did a nice Everett riff and are all over the McNabb shit. Or is that considered sleeping with the enemy?

By: Slyde

Slyde — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 19:00:00 +0000

That is truly great!

By: B.E. Earl

B.E. Earl — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 18:21:00 +0000

That was hilarious. I almost feel bad for laughing.

Almost.

By: Big Jim Slade

Big Jim Slade — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 18:14:00 +0000

Deadspin can have their Photoshop wizardry; I will never get tired of MS Paint splice-ups!!!! 10x the funnay.

By: Mike

Mike — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 18:03:00 +0000

Ape, as reluctant as I am to stand beside a Steelers fan, I can get on board with this.

I cannot imagine a person more deserving of being violated with a jackhammer than “The Mayor.”

If you’re reading this, McCheese, and you probably get off on the attention, so I’d bet you will, I couldn’t care less about you team. They’re mediocre. I just despise douches. And you are a tremendous, tremendous douche. Eat a bag of dicks.

By: stalkingerinandrews

stalkingerinandrews — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 17:57:00 +0000

I’m glad I finished my swig of Pepsi before watching that video. Abso-luckin-futely hilarious!

By: TurleyGirlie

TurleyGirlie — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 17:49:00 +0000

Hey abrassive…you can write “camel toe” on here.

By: Abrassive

Abrassive — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 17:37:00 +0000

do I see some ______ toe on that Texans cheerleader? nice, very nice.

By: Josh Drimmer

Josh Drimmer — Fri, 28 Sep 2007 17:17:00 +0000

upon first view, I thought the video showed everett really getting his arms and legs a-going…albeit, at a seizure pitch. wonder what the shite the story that video was fore actually was.