Comments on: The Offseason Adventures Of Michael Vick! Final Episode: Jesus

By: Bissinger, Big Daddy Drew and the sports blog debate…things rattling around my mind « Gridiron Goddess

Tue, 06 May 2008 04:36:56 +0000

[...] Final Episode: Jesus [...]

By: Amanda

Amanda — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 17:31:00 +0000

Totally lost it at the “barely think in English” part. Gave myself a headache from trying to hold back ridiculous laughter in my cubicle.

Ow.

By: Slash

Slash — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 15:56:00 +0000

My favorite part is still the (processes)... every time I see that, I laugh and laugh...

This is good, too:

Oh, God. I'm so high. I can barely think in English. Flibba flobba floopa. Dingo mango shakey shakey!

Is this the magic incantation that makes Jesus appear? And when did Chris Robinson play Jesus in a movie?

By: Jackin'4Beats

Jackin'4Beats — Fri, 07 Sep 2007 04:03:00 +0000

Can I get some General Tso’s up in this bi-ayatch? Red Stripe is my bestest friend.

By: twoeightnine

twoeightnine — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 22:45:00 +0000

Vick is not solid. There are many things better than Vick.

By: lieutenant winslow

lieutenant winslow — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 21:45:00 +0000

i always pictured moses as looking more like mel brooks

By: My Insignificant Life

My Insignificant Life — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 21:40:00 +0000

@ ColonelStinkmeaner

Moses looked alot like Charlton Heston

By: Wormfather

Wormfather — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 21:14:00 +0000

See what kills is that the second article was a fantasy focus…how bad would cutler need to fuck up to blow a 4TD day for his fantasy owner?

By: Wormfather

Wormfather — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 21:12:00 +0000

I know its late in the day and no one cares but check this out.

In Peter Kings Weekly Pick-Off today he said the following:

“Marshawn Lynch has the Broncos’ front seven for Marshawn Lunch and takes the early rookie-of-the-year lead. But here’s the Denver Post headline Monday morning: Cutler Buffaloes Bills With 4 TDs”

http://www.fannation.com/peter_king_challenge/pickoff

Now at 12:03 he said:

“3. Speaking of Denver, Jay Cutler could struggle on the road in a very loud environment at Buffalo with a couple of cut-loose blitzers in Donte Whitner and Coy Wire.”

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/writers/peter_king/09/06/10things.week1/index.html

WTF!?!? I want to send an email blasting him, but I figured I’d wait until next week to see if he tries to give him self credit for predicting Cutler’s performance Sunday.

By: ColonelStinkmeaner

ColonelStinkmeaner — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 21:10:00 +0000

When the old boy Heyzeus returns as a Lion, the first thing he’s gonna do is eat a muthafuckin Pit Bull. Watch.

Wrd Verif: ooqkm, so close to ookie Jesse must be in the house.