NFL PostSecret Week 3
As we’ve learned over the course of this short season, the NFL is filled with subterfuge and skullduggery, where nothing personal or professional can be revealed lest it be used for bulletin board material or in a scouting report. For those troubled souls in need of release, NFL PostSecret is here.
—–Email Message—–
Sent: Tuesday, September 25, 2007 10:03 AM
Subject: Lil’ Help
So any chance Iran could help us shore up our defense?.
—–Email Message—–
Sent: Monday, September 24, 2007 5:43 PM
Subject: Bench
You should go to the Redskins. They keep their good players on the sidelines.
—–Email Message—–
Sent: Monday, September 24, 2007 5:43 PM
Subject: Trade
Thanks for the two points this season, fucknuts.
Tags: burn ivy league burn, fuck you lee evans, i did like lee evans in mouse hunt, NFL PostSecret, xmas ape
September 26th, 2007 at 1:36 pm
FIRST!
September 26th, 2007 at 1:41 pm
MS PAINT!
September 26th, 2007 at 1:43 pm
I thought Lee Evans played his college ball in the Big 10 not the Ivy League.
September 26th, 2007 at 1:48 pm
He did. But Ahmadinejad’s speech was at Columbia, not that I really need a reason to spew invective about the Ivies.
September 26th, 2007 at 1:54 pm
I got you Ape, I was just trying to be a wise ass. I should have added a /sarcasm to my comment. I fully support your invective spewing at the Ivies, especially Brown since Berman is an alum.
September 26th, 2007 at 3:06 pm
Can I join the kill Lee Evans party? That guy scores fantasy points like Mike Vick nurses injured dogs back to health…pretty f*ckin’ badly.
What a waste of talent. Guess I should trade for Kevin Curtis while he value is at its peak…then go kiss my season goodbye.
September 26th, 2007 at 3:09 pm
I just realized that UM switched the order of the ksk staff up top there to make him first, hence the FIRST!!!! post.
I was about to ridicule you like our good buddy who always comes to this site to complain…those of which we do not speak…
September 26th, 2007 at 4:16 pm
I think your murderous rage toward Lee Evans is misplaced.
Shouldn’t you be blaming Buffalo’s god-awful quarterbacks.
Or perhaps you could blame Marv Levy for being so old he forgot to get a decent quarterback.
Let Lee be.
September 26th, 2007 at 4:19 pm
Oh. And I’m going to be in DC Friday night. Where should I get plastered?
And none of that Adams-Morgan hip-douchery.
September 26th, 2007 at 4:20 pm
I had the option to choose Lee Evans or Randy Moss. I flipped a coin. (translation - I picked Lee because Straight Cash Homey burned me the last two years.)
Fuck you, Lee Evans. Right in the ear.
September 26th, 2007 at 4:26 pm
@Unitard, there are usually a number of decent looking chicks in Georgetown. don’t go looking for a good strip joint, there aren’t any in D.C.
September 26th, 2007 at 5:26 pm
@ UM
12th
September 26th, 2007 at 7:22 pm
do not go out in Georgetown aka Popped Collar Paradise
September 26th, 2007 at 7:50 pm
do not go out in Georgetown aka Popped Collar Paradise
Exactly. It’s only cool to live there.
September 26th, 2007 at 8:10 pm
that’s too bad about G’town. I’ll admit it’s been a year or so since I’ve been there, but when I would visit my buddys down there it was always a good time and me and my buddys aren’t collar popping d-bags.
September 27th, 2007 at 10:21 am
I traded Evans for DeAngelo Williams this week. I figured that was the best I could do. Of course now he’ll take off and DeAngelo won’t take any carries away from Foster.
September 27th, 2007 at 11:24 am
Looks like, instead of spending $50, and barely getting drunk in a DC bar, I’m going to spend half that much, and get utterly annihilated on someone’s roof which apparently has a great view. Score!