Apparently the NFL PostSecret posts have garnered such a ferverish response that players and coaches have started to send football-related secrets to the original PostSecret, as evidenced by this first post from this Sunday.
Now that’s one of the more cryptic ones we’ve seen. Is it from Romeo Crennel? The Sex Cannon? Herm Edwards?
While you ruminate over that one, here are some of the submissions from this past week:
—–Email Message—–
Sent: Sunday, September 09, 2007 8:12 PM
Subject: Stupid fast
Beast mode on the field.
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Sent: Sunday, September 09, 2007 8:12 PM
Subject: HOF
I hope Art Monk doesn’t find out I didn’t vote for him. Not as long as Starbucks is on the ballot.
—–Email Message—–
Sent: Sunday, September 09, 2007 8:12 PM
Subject: Squash
With Brandon Jacobs!
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We’re a group of volunteers and opening a new scheme in our community. Your website provided us with helpful information to work on. You have performed an impressive activity and our whole community might be grateful to you.
Jesus Cristo!
q: how do you make a dead baby float?
a: you take your foot off its head
I saw that there were only 11 comments and I thought to myself….no one’s made the Dead Baby Float joke yet….
I underestimated you BDD, and I’m sorry.
@ Fallex:
Dude, as long as he retires by 2094, he’s good.
finally, my lifestyle once again allows me to wake up to KSK and a bag full of aborted baby fetuses at noon.
Everybody points out that ocho-cinco isn’t 85, it’s ochenta y cinco, but nobody points out that he would have had to retire in 2004 for his jacket (20??) to make the least bit of sense.
Fucking assholes, all of you.
Swift approves
whats the difference between a dead baby float and a regular root beer float?
baby calories go right to the hips!
speaking as a jets fan, what’s the deal with the fire helmets? do other teams fans wear them too, or are only jets fans dumb enough. i’ve never asked because that might require talking to a jets fan in a fire helmet.
Oh the humanity!
If a bag of dead babies aren’t available, Jet fans will also cheer at a bag of dead puppies or kittens.
yes, casserolemistake: Go Bills and KE85
Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A: Two scoops of ice cream, two scoops of dead baby, and a can root beer.
Who got the photo of Travis Henry’s garbage?
Jets fans are nothing but classy, knowledgeable, compassionate, pederasts and I challenge anyone to find a better fan base.
Go Bills and KE85!