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UPDATE: We’ve opened a late group for the KSK Suicide Pool. Same link, ID#: 27548, pw(latelate). If you’re already in a group, stay the fuck out or I will hunt you down and fill your asshole with sharpened pencils. -MMP
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..yeah, you can take yourself out back to the shed. I made a bet with Brady Quinn and..well I lost. Prepare to become a man, son. Sorta.
Al Davis just canned Lane Kiffin for being too old, so take off that fucking outfit and get your ass over there for an interview
“Who has a thumb and loves blowjobs?”
“Why yes, son: Mommy’s hand from my fucking wallet. She’s been taking her gambling tips from Bill Simmons again.”
Man, Fuck Dat Spider!
Have you ever seen a grown man naked, Johnny?
Fuck off hydrohead – the gerbils are nesting.
Yes, the service charges added on to the price of these god damn tickets. what a fucking rip off.
Don’t try to distract me. The fuck lion’s coming out, I don’t care what your counselor says is “OK.”
Jerry Jones.
“Yeah, the trash. Careful, it is as pungent and rotten as the New Orleans Saints offense was tonight against the Colts!”
[insert Brady Quinn's rampant homosexuality joke HERE]
Nah….I asked for a sexy Rexy fastball and that’s what I got.
I begul shitting, and then I washed mah ass, then I lost the construda. Can you take a look and see if you can find it?
Take off that queer doctor’s outfit, you look like Brady Quinn at a wedding reception.
Go ahead and take lil’er lil’ Ronnie out of “Fuck da Eagles”. She’s had enough tonight.
Yeah. Get the Vikings on that boat, head down to Newport News and get those, uh, packages from Mr. Vick. You might want to swing by Chicago to get Tank Johnson for some muscle. But, whatever you do, stay the hell away from New England. Brady might get someone or something pregnant.
If you don’t pipe down until the game’s over, you’ll be surgically removing my size 12 Florsheim from your Underoos. Scram, junior.
Yep, Sex Cannon’s cock from Mommy’s two-hole! Hop to it!
Yeah, get the wet/dry shopvac. That’s “Rexstacy Sauce” your standing in. And have you seen your sister?
Yeah, Leonard Little dropped something off last night. Go grab the shovel.
every time you get drunk you make me wear this. i look like laveraneus coles to you motherfucker?
“Yeah, Eli Manning’s tongue.
Ever hear of a rusty trombone, son?”
Yeah, get Lance Briggs out of the house, before the police shows up and test his BAC levels.
Yea, Mike Vick came over, so say goodbye to Fido and throw him in the trash.
That’s the last time I let Ray Lewis near the cutlery…
The knife Tiki Barber stuck in my back.
It’s LJ, he’s been Hermed.
C’mon Belichick, his leg is *broken*, I can’t flag it as questionable on the injury report! You can beat me with your hoodie, but I’m not doing it!
“The rest of Chris Simms’ spleen!”
-Jon Gruden
“Yeah, lets give a snip to the ol’ vas deferens so I do have any more of you lil’ shits runnin’ around….goddam kids.”
Who do you think you are, Danny Fucking Baugher…talkin’ to me like that!
“Well, Peter King did mistake me for Tony Romo last night, and…well, let me show you.”
Now that you mention it, Ray Lewis did leave a Ginzu 2000 a half inch deep into my kidney….
Take this purple double dong back to your mother, tell her Fred Smoot sent it last week.
Actually, there’s a nice high school girl over there. But I’m taking her to prom, so FUCK OFF!!
Is it time to play Dr. Brownfinger, Daddy?
That’s what I said to your mother when I learned she was pregnant with you..
Bring this doggie out back to Uncle Mike, he’ll know what to do .
Yeah, Tom Brady just impregnated your Mommy. Go get the vacuum.
What do I look like, Buddy Fucking Ryan?