KSK Kickoff Special: NFL Family Circus Caption Contest
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September 6th, 2007 at 6:38 pm
What do I look like, Buddy Fucking Ryan?
September 6th, 2007 at 6:38 pm
Yeah, Tom Brady just impregnated your Mommy. Go get the vacuum.
September 6th, 2007 at 6:41 pm
Bring this doggie out back to Uncle Mike, he’ll know what to do .
September 6th, 2007 at 6:54 pm
That’s what I said to your mother when I learned she was pregnant with you..
September 6th, 2007 at 6:55 pm
Is it time to play Dr. Brownfinger, Daddy?
September 6th, 2007 at 6:55 pm
Actually, there’s a nice high school girl over there. But I’m taking her to prom, so FUCK OFF!!
September 6th, 2007 at 6:55 pm
Take this purple double dong back to your mother, tell her Fred Smoot sent it last week.
September 6th, 2007 at 6:56 pm
Now that you mention it, Ray Lewis did leave a Ginzu 2000 a half inch deep into my kidney….
September 6th, 2007 at 7:13 pm
“Well, Peter King did mistake me for Tony Romo last night, and…well, let me show you.”
September 6th, 2007 at 7:21 pm
Who do you think you are, Danny Fucking Baugher…talkin’ to me like that!
September 6th, 2007 at 7:24 pm
“Yeah, lets give a snip to the ol’ vas deferens so I do have any more of you lil’ shits runnin’ around….goddam kids.”
September 6th, 2007 at 7:53 pm
“The rest of Chris Simms’ spleen!”
-Jon Gruden
September 6th, 2007 at 7:56 pm
C’mon Belichick, his leg is *broken*, I can’t flag it as questionable on the injury report! You can beat me with your hoodie, but I’m not doing it!
September 6th, 2007 at 8:03 pm
It’s LJ, he’s been Hermed.
September 6th, 2007 at 8:06 pm
The knife Tiki Barber stuck in my back.
September 6th, 2007 at 8:17 pm
That’s the last time I let Ray Lewis near the cutlery…
September 6th, 2007 at 8:36 pm
Yea, Mike Vick came over, so say goodbye to Fido and throw him in the trash.
September 6th, 2007 at 8:36 pm
Yeah, get Lance Briggs out of the house, before the police shows up and test his BAC levels.
September 6th, 2007 at 8:39 pm
“Yeah, Eli Manning’s tongue.
Ever hear of a rusty trombone, son?”
September 6th, 2007 at 8:47 pm
every time you get drunk you make me wear this. i look like laveraneus coles to you motherfucker?
September 6th, 2007 at 8:52 pm
Yeah, Leonard Little dropped something off last night. Go grab the shovel.
September 6th, 2007 at 9:21 pm
Yeah, get the wet/dry shopvac. That’s “Rexstacy Sauce” your standing in. And have you seen your sister?
September 6th, 2007 at 9:23 pm
Yep, Sex Cannon’s cock from Mommy’s two-hole! Hop to it!
September 6th, 2007 at 9:41 pm
If you don’t pipe down until the game’s over, you’ll be surgically removing my size 12 Florsheim from your Underoos. Scram, junior.
September 6th, 2007 at 10:13 pm
Yeah. Get the Vikings on that boat, head down to Newport News and get those, uh, packages from Mr. Vick. You might want to swing by Chicago to get Tank Johnson for some muscle. But, whatever you do, stay the hell away from New England. Brady might get someone or something pregnant.
September 6th, 2007 at 11:34 pm
Go ahead and take lil’er lil’ Ronnie out of “Fuck da Eagles”. She’s had enough tonight.
September 7th, 2007 at 12:07 am
Take off that queer doctor’s outfit, you look like Brady Quinn at a wedding reception.
September 7th, 2007 at 12:33 am
I begul shitting, and then I washed mah ass, then I lost the construda. Can you take a look and see if you can find it?
September 7th, 2007 at 12:42 am
Nah….I asked for a sexy Rexy fastball and that’s what I got.
September 7th, 2007 at 12:47 am
[insert Brady Quinn's rampant homosexuality joke HERE]
September 7th, 2007 at 1:48 am
“Yeah, the trash. Careful, it is as pungent and rotten as the New Orleans Saints offense was tonight against the Colts!”
September 7th, 2007 at 6:17 am
Jerry Jones.
September 7th, 2007 at 7:05 am
Don’t try to distract me. The fuck lion’s coming out, I don’t care what your counselor says is “OK.”
September 7th, 2007 at 8:55 am
Yes, the service charges added on to the price of these god damn tickets. what a fucking rip off.
September 7th, 2007 at 9:47 am
Fuck off hydrohead - the gerbils are nesting.
September 7th, 2007 at 9:49 am
Have you ever seen a grown man naked, Johnny?
September 7th, 2007 at 10:25 am
Man, Fuck Dat Spider!
September 7th, 2007 at 12:11 pm
“Why yes, son: Mommy’s hand from my fucking wallet. She’s been taking her gambling tips from Bill Simmons again.”
September 7th, 2007 at 2:31 pm
“Who has a thumb and loves blowjobs?”
September 7th, 2007 at 3:41 pm
Al Davis just canned Lane Kiffin for being too old, so take off that fucking outfit and get your ass over there for an interview
September 7th, 2007 at 6:20 pm
..yeah, you can take yourself out back to the shed. I made a bet with Brady Quinn and..well I lost. Prepare to become a man, son. Sorta.