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	<title>Comments on: KSK 2007 NFL Season Prekkake: Seattle Seahawks</title>
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		<title>By: dick_gozinia</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/ksk-2007-nfl-season-prekkake-seattle.html#comment-30784</link>
		<dc:creator>dick_gozinia</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Sep 2007 20:17:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>- Frasier was from fucking Boston...get that no-talent drunk outta my Seahawks preview.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;- Shaun Alexander = Sea Jesus&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;- Where the fuck are the SEA GALS???!?!!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;- @wormfather..."Shaun Alexander ejaculates fireworks" would be my new username on here if I wasn't ksk-style lazy.  Brilliant.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>- Frasier was from fucking Boston&#8230;get that no-talent drunk outta my Seahawks preview.</p>
<p>- Shaun Alexander = Sea Jesus</p>
<p>- Where the fuck are the SEA GALS???!?!!</p>
<p>- @wormfather&#8230;&#8221;Shaun Alexander ejaculates fireworks&#8221; would be my new username on here if I wasn&#8217;t ksk-style lazy.  Brilliant.</p>
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		<title>By: maber</title>
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		<dc:creator>maber</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Sep 2007 20:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Shaun Alexander wets his pants like Frasier?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Shaun Alexander wets his pants like Frasier?</p>
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		<title>By: smeos</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/ksk-2007-nfl-season-prekkake-seattle.html#comment-30768</link>
		<dc:creator>smeos</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Sep 2007 17:40:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>We fucking kicked Tampa Bay's pubeless asses. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Man, we're goin' 16-0 this year, I can feel it.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;/sarcasm off</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We fucking kicked Tampa Bay&#8217;s pubeless asses. </p>
<p>Man, we&#8217;re goin&#8217; 16-0 this year, I can feel it.</p>
<p>/sarcasm off</p>
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		<title>By: Matt</title>
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		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Sep 2007 17:29:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@UU:&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I was shocked &lt;i&gt;yesterday&lt;/i&gt;.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@UU:</p>
<p>I was shocked <i>yesterday</i>.</p>
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		<title>By: Upstate Underdog</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/ksk-2007-nfl-season-prekkake-seattle.html#comment-30766</link>
		<dc:creator>Upstate Underdog</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Sep 2007 17:27:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I'll be shocked if BDD doesn't have a Purple Jesus post up by the end of the day.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ll be shocked if BDD doesn&#8217;t have a Purple Jesus post up by the end of the day.</p>
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		<title>By: Jackin'4Beats</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jackin'4Beats</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Sep 2007 17:21:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That's how Shaun Alexander makes it rain my friend, with freaking sparks.  The ho's never has a chance.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;And Purple Jesus is attempting to get BDD to stop hugging him 12 hours after the game.  What a great nickname.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That&#8217;s how Shaun Alexander makes it rain my friend, with freaking sparks.  The ho&#8217;s never has a chance.</p>
<p>And Purple Jesus is attempting to get BDD to stop hugging him 12 hours after the game.  What a great nickname.</p>
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		<title>By: Slash</title>
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		<dc:creator>Slash</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Sep 2007 16:57:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That's Cobain before the shotgun, not after, right?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That&#8217;s Cobain before the shotgun, not after, right?</p>
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		<title>By: Wormfather</title>
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		<dc:creator>Wormfather</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Sep 2007 15:49:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@peter king crowned my ass&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Dont be an dolt, everyone knows Shaun Alexander ejaculates fireworks.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I mean seriously.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@peter king crowned my ass</p>
<p>Dont be an dolt, everyone knows Shaun Alexander ejaculates fireworks.</p>
<p>I mean seriously.</p>
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		<title>By: Jay</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jay</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Sep 2007 15:31:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Don't ever say those words again. Seriously, Bob Sanders only OK'd Adrian Peterson being named Purple Jesus because nobody would take him seriously; if he thought someone was trying to take his title, he would slap that person so hard their heads would explode like in Scanners. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;He'd also break Trent Green's nose. Just because.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Don&#8217;t ever say those words again. Seriously, Bob Sanders only OK&#8217;d Adrian Peterson being named Purple Jesus because nobody would take him seriously; if he thought someone was trying to take his title, he would slap that person so hard their heads would explode like in Scanners. </p>
<p>He&#8217;d also break Trent Green&#8217;s nose. Just because.</p>
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		<title>By: liquid_d</title>
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		<dc:creator>liquid_d</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Sep 2007 15:27:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I thought that Shaun Alexander was black jesus.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I thought that Shaun Alexander was black jesus.</p>
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