- Frasier was from fucking Boston…get that no-talent drunk outta my Seahawks preview.
- Shaun Alexander = Sea Jesus
- Where the fuck are the SEA GALS???!?!!
- @wormfather…”Shaun Alexander ejaculates fireworks” would be my new username on here if I wasn’t ksk-style lazy. Brilliant.
09.10.07 at 4:05 pm
maber
Shaun Alexander wets his pants like Frasier?
09.10.07 at 1:40 pm
smeos
We fucking kicked Tampa Bay’s pubeless asses.
Man, we’re goin’ 16-0 this year, I can feel it.
/sarcasm off
09.10.07 at 1:29 pm
Matt
@UU:
I was shocked yesterday.
09.10.07 at 1:27 pm
Upstate Underdog
I’ll be shocked if BDD doesn’t have a Purple Jesus post up by the end of the day.
09.10.07 at 1:21 pm
Jackin'4Beats
That’s how Shaun Alexander makes it rain my friend, with freaking sparks. The ho’s never has a chance.
And Purple Jesus is attempting to get BDD to stop hugging him 12 hours after the game. What a great nickname.
09.10.07 at 12:57 pm
Slash
That’s Cobain before the shotgun, not after, right?
09.10.07 at 11:49 am
Wormfather
@peter king crowned my ass
Dont be an dolt, everyone knows Shaun Alexander ejaculates fireworks.
I mean seriously.
09.10.07 at 11:31 am
Jay
Don’t ever say those words again. Seriously, Bob Sanders only OK’d Adrian Peterson being named Purple Jesus because nobody would take him seriously; if he thought someone was trying to take his title, he would slap that person so hard their heads would explode like in Scanners.
He’d also break Trent Green’s nose. Just because.
09.10.07 at 11:27 am
liquid_d
I thought that Shaun Alexander was black jesus.
09.10.07 at 11:13 am
Captain Caveman
You guys are getting lazy.
Getting?
09.10.07 at 11:10 am
Weed Against Speed
The Alexander photo is simply a pictorial representation of how Shaun felt on his wedding night when he lost his virginity.
09.10.07 at 11:02 am
J.L. White
UM, I don’t think Shaun Alexander listens to Nirvana CDs that often, nor does he watch reruns of Fraiser, nor drinks more Starbucks coffee than anyone else. You got the Jesus one nailed, though.
He went to Alabama, so you should probably replace 2 of those images with a booster sticking a wad of cash into his pocket, and the other with two relatives fucking.
09.10.07 at 10:45 am
5150
You guys are getting lazy. WTF.
09.10.07 at 10:44 am
Pemulis
i was moving up to westchester all weekend and dont have internet at the house yet, and i’m too lazy to read all the deadspin shit, would someone be kind enough to post a two paragraph (max) summary on here?
awesome thanks.
09.10.07 at 10:44 am
Matt
Is it a “preview” if they’ve already played a game??
/being an asshole
09.10.07 at 10:40 am
Vincent Price
Thanks for the tip on Denver UM. You’re fired.
09.10.07 at 10:30 am
grungedave
Is the 4th picture Chris Cornell circa Badmotorfinger?
09.10.07 at 10:22 am
peter king crowned my ass
Is Shaun Alexander shooting a Pepsi commercial there?
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- Frasier was from fucking Boston…get that no-talent drunk outta my Seahawks preview.
- Shaun Alexander = Sea Jesus
- Where the fuck are the SEA GALS???!?!!
- @wormfather…”Shaun Alexander ejaculates fireworks” would be my new username on here if I wasn’t ksk-style lazy. Brilliant.
Shaun Alexander wets his pants like Frasier?
We fucking kicked Tampa Bay’s pubeless asses.
Man, we’re goin’ 16-0 this year, I can feel it.
/sarcasm off
@UU:
I was shocked yesterday.
I’ll be shocked if BDD doesn’t have a Purple Jesus post up by the end of the day.
That’s how Shaun Alexander makes it rain my friend, with freaking sparks. The ho’s never has a chance.
And Purple Jesus is attempting to get BDD to stop hugging him 12 hours after the game. What a great nickname.
That’s Cobain before the shotgun, not after, right?
@peter king crowned my ass
Dont be an dolt, everyone knows Shaun Alexander ejaculates fireworks.
I mean seriously.
Don’t ever say those words again. Seriously, Bob Sanders only OK’d Adrian Peterson being named Purple Jesus because nobody would take him seriously; if he thought someone was trying to take his title, he would slap that person so hard their heads would explode like in Scanners.
He’d also break Trent Green’s nose. Just because.
I thought that Shaun Alexander was black jesus.
You guys are getting lazy.
Getting?
The Alexander photo is simply a pictorial representation of how Shaun felt on his wedding night when he lost his virginity.
UM, I don’t think Shaun Alexander listens to Nirvana CDs that often, nor does he watch reruns of Fraiser, nor drinks more Starbucks coffee than anyone else. You got the Jesus one nailed, though.
He went to Alabama, so you should probably replace 2 of those images with a booster sticking a wad of cash into his pocket, and the other with two relatives fucking.
You guys are getting lazy. WTF.
i was moving up to westchester all weekend and dont have internet at the house yet, and i’m too lazy to read all the deadspin shit, would someone be kind enough to post a two paragraph (max) summary on here?
awesome thanks.
Is it a “preview” if they’ve already played a game??
/being an asshole
Thanks for the tip on Denver UM. You’re fired.
Is the 4th picture Chris Cornell circa Badmotorfinger?
Is Shaun Alexander shooting a Pepsi commercial there?
Well done, but you spelled “+” wronge.
There, that’s better.
Works for me.