KSK 2007 NFL Season Prekkake: Seattle Seahawks
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September 10th, 2007 at 9:55 am
Works for me.
September 10th, 2007 at 9:59 am
Well done, but you spelled “+” wronge.
There, that’s better.
September 10th, 2007 at 10:22 am
Is Shaun Alexander shooting a Pepsi commercial there?
September 10th, 2007 at 10:30 am
Is the 4th picture Chris Cornell circa Badmotorfinger?
September 10th, 2007 at 10:40 am
Thanks for the tip on Denver UM. You’re fired.
September 10th, 2007 at 10:44 am
Is it a “preview” if they’ve already played a game??
/being an asshole
September 10th, 2007 at 10:44 am
i was moving up to westchester all weekend and dont have internet at the house yet, and i’m too lazy to read all the deadspin shit, would someone be kind enough to post a two paragraph (max) summary on here?
awesome thanks.
September 10th, 2007 at 10:45 am
You guys are getting lazy. WTF.
September 10th, 2007 at 11:02 am
UM, I don’t think Shaun Alexander listens to Nirvana CDs that often, nor does he watch reruns of Fraiser, nor drinks more Starbucks coffee than anyone else. You got the Jesus one nailed, though.
He went to Alabama, so you should probably replace 2 of those images with a booster sticking a wad of cash into his pocket, and the other with two relatives fucking.
September 10th, 2007 at 11:10 am
The Alexander photo is simply a pictorial representation of how Shaun felt on his wedding night when he lost his virginity.
September 10th, 2007 at 11:13 am
You guys are getting lazy.
Getting?
September 10th, 2007 at 11:27 am
I thought that Shaun Alexander was black jesus.
September 10th, 2007 at 11:31 am
Don’t ever say those words again. Seriously, Bob Sanders only OK’d Adrian Peterson being named Purple Jesus because nobody would take him seriously; if he thought someone was trying to take his title, he would slap that person so hard their heads would explode like in Scanners.
He’d also break Trent Green’s nose. Just because.
September 10th, 2007 at 11:49 am
@peter king crowned my ass
Dont be an dolt, everyone knows Shaun Alexander ejaculates fireworks.
I mean seriously.
September 10th, 2007 at 12:57 pm
That’s Cobain before the shotgun, not after, right?
September 10th, 2007 at 1:21 pm
That’s how Shaun Alexander makes it rain my friend, with freaking sparks. The ho’s never has a chance.
And Purple Jesus is attempting to get BDD to stop hugging him 12 hours after the game. What a great nickname.
September 10th, 2007 at 1:27 pm
I’ll be shocked if BDD doesn’t have a Purple Jesus post up by the end of the day.
September 10th, 2007 at 1:29 pm
@UU:
I was shocked yesterday.
September 10th, 2007 at 1:40 pm
We fucking kicked Tampa Bay’s pubeless asses.
Man, we’re goin’ 16-0 this year, I can feel it.
/sarcasm off
September 10th, 2007 at 4:05 pm
Shaun Alexander wets his pants like Frasier?
September 10th, 2007 at 4:17 pm
- Frasier was from fucking Boston…get that no-talent drunk outta my Seahawks preview.
- Shaun Alexander = Sea Jesus
- Where the fuck are the SEA GALS???!?!!
- @wormfather…”Shaun Alexander ejaculates fireworks” would be my new username on here if I wasn’t ksk-style lazy. Brilliant.