Comments on: KSK 2007 NFL Season Prekkake: San Francisco 49ers

By: Josh Drimmer

Josh Drimmer — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 07:16:00 +0000

as a pretentious asshole 49er fan myself, ape’s dad sounds like a fine man. nothing like kicking your son while he’s down to prove your superiority as a father.

everything has to go right for san francisco to do well this year, though, much as an extraordinary number of things went right just for them to get to 6-10. I predict your dad and I will be losing interest around week 10, at which time we’ll start making lewd comments at yer mom again and making fun of butt brains ben. tee hee.

By: The Pirate Sloth

The Pirate Sloth — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 00:14:00 +0000

Never will I cheer for the 49ers to win a game. Never. Even if they are playing the Pats. Even if they played the Steelers, I’d have to lower myself to actually cheer for Steely. And even if the played the Ravens, I’d cheer a stabbing.

Yes, I hate the 49ers that much.

By: Jay

Jay — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 22:02:00 +0000

Part of me feels for illegal immigrant, but the bigger part of me says he’s probably a communist and must die. I’d buy a card saying “Sorry to hear about your impending ritual murder :(” to get that across.

By: Claude Balls

Claude Balls — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 21:26:00 +0000

I can’t wait for the Vikings to win the Super Bowl so that Viking fans can show 49er fans the proper way to act.

I mean that literally. The Vikings aren’t winning the Super Bowl in my lifetime, and I cannot wait any longer than that.

By: Mike

Mike — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 20:39:00 +0000

How they produced a Steelers fan is really between my mom and the likely underemployed man she cheated on my dad with.

The coat hanger didn’t get the job done? That’s how I assumed all Steelers fans are created.

By: Captain Caveman

Captain Caveman — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 20:21:00 +0000

Frankly, Drew, I was surprised to see Fallon breaking character and looking away from the other actors in the middle of his lines. I thought that never happened.

By: El Duffo O Muerte

El Duffo O Muerte — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 20:08:00 +0000

Steve Youngs name, when translated to Spanish, actually means “fighting chicken”

By: grungedave

grungedave — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 18:52:00 +0000

The Magic Man?

I don’t remember Montana ever slingshotting Ricky Bobby to victory.

By: Big Daddy Drew

Big Daddy Drew — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 18:47:00 +0000

Good to see some things never change, like 9er fans being pretentious assholes, and Jimmy Fallon fucking up an otherwise excellent sketch.

By: flubby

flubby — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 18:44:00 +0000

‘Dumb Dumb’ O’Donnell

Your dad steals jokes off the Great Gazoo.