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09.23.07
It’s like being tied to a chair and forced to watch your girlfriend fuck Jimmy Fallon.
Fuck. Fuck fuck fuckkity fuck.
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It’s like being tied to a chair and forced to watch your girlfriend fuck Jimmy Fallon.
Fuck. Fuck fuck fuckkity fuck.
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I just ordered the Beast Mode, instead of the “solid”, after that TD run. Maybe we can trade the #1 for a defensive line.
Just out of curiosity, if you had to choose between Fallon and Dane Cook, which would you choose and why? Who is the bigger douchebag?
@jackin’4beats: Do you even need to ask? The Sex Cannon had already gone through two supermodels and a lonely housewife by lunchtime today.
@289, I’m going to the Balmore game and I’ll be looking good in my “solid” shirt baby! Don’t need another fucking quarterback, we need some black dudes on D. All them white guys has me thinking Ol’ Marv might be a tad racist.
@ben:
Are the Vikings playing the Saints this year?
/disgruntled Saints fan
The Cowboys treated the 2006 NFC Champs like a bunch of bitches. And Rex looked like the main bitch. When he dropped back to pass, I could see the wheels spinning in his head, “FUCK IT, I’M GOING DEEP” and “Those DBs aren’t that good, I’m Sexy Rexy the Cumslinger.”
I wonder what he’s thinking about today?
There’s something wrong with the “yes i know the vikings are going 3-13 this year.”
I don’t see the other 2 wins on the schedule.
god dammit i hate jimmy falon
The Bills/Patriots game looked like a one-armed midget picking a fight with Refrigerator Perry.
Hey Maj hows Peyton’s little sister lookin now?
Like the douchebag he always does. The better question would be how’s Reuben Droughns look with those two t-wait, what? Droughns had two touchdowns?
…
…fuck me sideways.
Considering that we’ve lost 50% of our defensive starters and 2 or 3 of their backups plus our starting QB, and had the whole team watch as a teammate was paralyzed on the field, I’m not surprised that we suck.
I’ll still cheer them on every week but I’ve gone from expecting improvement on last year to hoping for 3 or 4 wins.
Glen Dorsey is going to look pretty good in blue and red.
It’s like each one of Wade Phillips fingers was the size of two bratwursts. Oh my god, it was scary looking. I’m glad someone else noticed, thanks snowmanco.
Hey 289, going out on a fucking ledge and jumping doesn’t seem like such a bad idea for a Bills fan now, does it?
Don’t tell me about the fucking Bills, I’ve been dealing with this shit for decades.
Fuck.
Consider this year the Brian Brohm sweepstakes.
Jimmy Fallon is way worse than the Sex Cannon. At least you can learn something by watching Rex do what he does best.
FUCK YOU DREW. FUCK YOU. Wilfuckhead obviously needed $20 but screwed up the directions.
The Sex Cannon just said “Fuck it, I’m going deep.” Buuuuuut, he’s no Dreamboat.
I just want to add, Fuck Lee Evans.
I know how you feel. Having to watch my Saints lose to the Colts was like being tied to a chair and having to watch Larry Bird fuck my wife.
I agree with your fuck and raise you a shit and ass.
Hey Maj hows Peyton’s little sister lookin now?
Jimmy Fallon? I nominate the Sex Cannon as a replacement fucker.
I just wanted to let you know that Wade Phillip’s hands are the scariest thing I have ever seen. I you have a DVR rewind back to the early in the 2nd quarter when they show him on the sidelines. His hands are 4times the size of a normal mans hands.