Old enough to know better _____________ 14 (but an old 14)
5′ 7″________________4′ 10 1/2“
Not telling _________ However much he can push
Ejaculate laced with urine____ Jolly Rancher soda laced with construda
Eagles, apparently _______________ Mark ass tricks, trick ass marks
Uhhh… fuck some eagles?_____Transition smoothly from Lil’ to Yung Ad’lt
Not blonde ___________ Really the Maj in an alternate universe
“Fleur-de-lick” ______________Ankle biting
Your thoughts in the comments about about who wins this clash of the sideshows, maybe even who wins this contest of footballery they’re holding this evening. Haven’t had one of those in a spell. I’m going Saints, 33-27.
I want more like this!
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