"Fuck Da Eagles" Girl. Lil’ Ronnie. WHO YA GOT!?!
Old enough to know better _____________ 14 (but an old 14)
Height
5′ 7″________________4′ 10 1/2“
Weight
Not telling _________ However much he can push
Ejaculate laced with urine____ Jolly Rancher soda laced with construda
Dislikes
Eagles, apparently _______________ Mark ass tricks, trick ass marks
“Eagle vs. Shark” ____________________”Run, Ronnie, Run“
GoDaddy.com girl__________________MarHar/Icy Hot Stuntaz
Uhhh… fuck some eagles?_____Transition smoothly from Lil’ to Yung Ad’lt
Misconceptions
Not blonde ___________ Really the Maj in an alternate universe
Finishing move
“Fleur-de-lick” ______________Ankle biting
Your thoughts in the comments about about who wins this clash of the sideshows, maybe even who wins this contest of footballery they’re holding this evening. Haven’t had one of those in a spell. I’m going Saints, 33-27.
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Tags: bringing back old jokes, bukkake day, who ya got?, xmas ape
September 6th, 2007 at 12:03 pm
give her a kick in the cunt!
a kick in the cunt?
a kick in the cunt!
September 6th, 2007 at 12:07 pm
I’ll take FDE girl every day and six or seven times on Sunday.
September 6th, 2007 at 12:07 pm
You might lose your foot, with a kick in that cunt!
September 6th, 2007 at 12:09 pm
I’ll also take the FDE girl. btw, is anyone else having a problem or know why deadspin is down ?
September 6th, 2007 at 12:12 pm
FDE girl up one side and down the other.
September 6th, 2007 at 12:13 pm
lil ronnie doesn’t have the power of valtrex. fde girl in a walk.
September 6th, 2007 at 12:13 pm
Well, you might wanna stop ‘er by clockin’ ‘er chompers, Or shock ‘er by makin’ a grab at ‘er knockers, But she’ll call the coppers and you’ll end in jail, Where you’ll eat bread and water and shit in a pail. So if you’ve enough of a womanly guff, No need to be rough, it’ll be quite enough, To call her bluff with a huff and a puff, Just stuff your foot straight into her muff!
September 6th, 2007 at 12:15 pm
I have no idea who that little boy is (how many times have I said that one?). So since chicks fear guys they dont know, I’ll take the boy (That one too).
September 6th, 2007 at 12:19 pm
Shaven or unshaven?
September 6th, 2007 at 12:29 pm
lil ronnie got hands. and hand beats totally contrived sex appeal anyday.
September 6th, 2007 at 12:30 pm
@WAS, I’m hoping your talking about FDE girl. I’ll go with shaved.
September 6th, 2007 at 12:32 pm
FDE
Shaven
Colts 28-24
September 6th, 2007 at 12:32 pm
Contrived sex appeal my ass, Jarrett. FDE is my kind of slightly trashy. Easy call.
September 6th, 2007 at 12:35 pm
fde, although she does scare me a bit.
September 6th, 2007 at 12:39 pm
FDE. She’s in Maxim. She must be bonified.
Colts win 31-24.
September 6th, 2007 at 1:36 pm
Better question…
FDE girl vs. Drea de Matteo?
Those chosen people sure get feisty right before the start of Football season.
September 6th, 2007 at 1:45 pm
I thought that my home was my castle
With no one scrutinizing me
No pigs no lyin’ bitch no hassle
Ya’ll are brutalizin’ me
Can’t a man not drink his beer in silence
Can’t a man not cruedly lay and scream
Can’t a man not control his bitch with violence
Ya’ll are brutalizin’ me
Ya’ll are brutalizin’ me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXQi7-GKJp0
September 6th, 2007 at 1:47 pm
FDE Girl, just so I can hate-fuck her r while wearing my Brian Dawkins jersey.
Colts, 42-38. Neither team bothers much with defense, but the Saints still have Fred “Scortch” Thomas on the roster and he’s good for at least three blown coverages.
September 6th, 2007 at 3:32 pm
Lil’ Ronnie FTW.
It wouldn’t be funny if he did it for any other team because the Colts are so gawd-damn straigh-laced.
GO COLTS!
September 6th, 2007 at 5:29 pm
@scott – Run, ronnie, run was much more hilarious on Mr. Show than in movie form.
Anyhoo…
FDE Heather wins this by slaughter rule. However, her saints get stomped tonight 31-14. They may even get Sorgi some snaps.
September 6th, 2007 at 11:17 pm
dick_gozinia for the win…