Old enough to know better _____________ 14 (but an old 14)
Height
5′ 7″________________4′ 10 1/2“
Weight
Not telling _________ However much he can push
Ejaculate laced with urine____ Jolly Rancher soda laced with construda
Dislikes
Eagles, apparently _______________ Mark ass tricks, trick ass marks
“Eagle vs. Shark” ____________________”Run, Ronnie, Run“
GoDaddy.com girl__________________MarHar/Icy Hot Stuntaz
Uhhh… fuck some eagles?_____Transition smoothly from Lil’ to Yung Ad’lt
Misconceptions
Not blonde ___________ Really the Maj in an alternate universe
Finishing move
“Fleur-de-lick” ______________Ankle biting
Your thoughts in the comments about about who wins this clash of the sideshows, maybe even who wins this contest of footballery they’re holding this evening. Haven’t had one of those in a spell. I’m going Saints, 33-27.
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dick_gozinia for the win…
@scott – Run, ronnie, run was much more hilarious on Mr. Show than in movie form.
Anyhoo…
FDE Heather wins this by slaughter rule. However, her saints get stomped tonight 31-14. They may even get Sorgi some snaps.
Lil’ Ronnie FTW.
It wouldn’t be funny if he did it for any other team because the Colts are so gawd-damn straigh-laced.
GO COLTS!
FDE Girl, just so I can hate-fuck her r while wearing my Brian Dawkins jersey.
Colts, 42-38. Neither team bothers much with defense, but the Saints still have Fred “Scortch” Thomas on the roster and he’s good for at least three blown coverages.
I thought that my home was my castle
With no one scrutinizing me
No pigs no lyin’ bitch no hassle
Ya’ll are brutalizin’ me
Can’t a man not drink his beer in silence
Can’t a man not cruedly lay and scream
Can’t a man not control his bitch with violence
Ya’ll are brutalizin’ me
Ya’ll are brutalizin’ me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXQi7-GKJp0
Better question…
FDE girl vs. Drea de Matteo?
Those chosen people sure get feisty right before the start of Football season.
FDE. She’s in Maxim. She must be bonified.
Colts win 31-24.
fde, although she does scare me a bit.
Contrived sex appeal my ass, Jarrett. FDE is my kind of slightly trashy. Easy call.
FDE
Shaven
Colts 28-24
@WAS, I’m hoping your talking about FDE girl. I’ll go with shaved.
lil ronnie got hands. and hand beats totally contrived sex appeal anyday.
Shaven or unshaven?
I have no idea who that little boy is (how many times have I said that one?). So since chicks fear guys they dont know, I’ll take the boy (That one too).
Well, you might wanna stop ‘er by clockin’ ‘er chompers, Or shock ‘er by makin’ a grab at ‘er knockers, But she’ll call the coppers and you’ll end in jail, Where you’ll eat bread and water and shit in a pail. So if you’ve enough of a womanly guff, No need to be rough, it’ll be quite enough, To call her bluff with a huff and a puff, Just stuff your foot straight into her muff!
lil ronnie doesn’t have the power of valtrex. fde girl in a walk.
FDE girl up one side and down the other.
I’ll also take the FDE girl. btw, is anyone else having a problem or know why deadspin is down ?
You might lose your foot, with a kick in that cunt!
I’ll take FDE girl every day and six or seven times on Sunday.
give her a kick in the cunt!
a kick in the cunt?
a kick in the cunt!