Comments on: FF: Chopping Up Simmons’ Top 50 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/ff-chopping-up-simmons-top-50.html KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 07:45:15 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: deeznuts http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/ff-chopping-up-simmons-top-50.html/comment-page-1#comment-144252 deeznuts Wed, 02 Sep 2009 20:54:17 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/ff-chopping-up-simmons-top-50.html#comment-144252 No one will ever see this comment, but I had to drop a line to the internet saying how fucking hilarious Fantasy Football shit from the past looks now. Marvin Harrison, best receiver: hilarious. No one will ever see this comment, but I had to drop a line to the internet saying how fucking hilarious Fantasy Football shit from the past looks now. Marvin Harrison, best receiver: hilarious.

]]> By: Drizztdj http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/ff-chopping-up-simmons-top-50.html/comment-page-1#comment-30451 Drizztdj Thu, 06 Sep 2007 00:04:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/ff-chopping-up-simmons-top-50.html#comment-30451 I got Purple Jesus in the seventh round in a 12 man league surrounded by Vikes fans.<br/><br/>Glad they enjoyed the kool-aid.<br/><br/><br/>SKOL!! I got Purple Jesus in the seventh round in a 12 man league surrounded by Vikes fans.

Glad they enjoyed the kool-aid.

SKOL!!

]]> By: Jay http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/ff-chopping-up-simmons-top-50.html/comment-page-1#comment-30450 Jay Wed, 05 Sep 2007 22:06:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/ff-chopping-up-simmons-top-50.html#comment-30450 <i>Respectfully disagree. Gore is gonna be tits.<br/><br/>I hope so. I have Gore in both my leagues and, just between you and me, I am in favor of tits.</i><br/><br/>Concurred. Of my six teams (I have nothing to do except play), the one with Gore one looks the best. Respectfully disagree. Gore is gonna be tits.

I hope so. I have Gore in both my leagues and, just between you and me, I am in favor of tits.

Concurred. Of my six teams (I have nothing to do except play), the one with Gore one looks the best.

]]> By: save the steagles http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/ff-chopping-up-simmons-top-50.html/comment-page-1#comment-30445 save the steagles Wed, 05 Sep 2007 20:27:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/ff-chopping-up-simmons-top-50.html#comment-30445 I feel confident that forgetting to be present for all of my drafts thus far still leaves me in better shape than any schmuck who listens to Simmons. I feel confident that forgetting to be present for all of my drafts thus far still leaves me in better shape than any schmuck who listens to Simmons.

]]> By: Jackin'4Beats http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/ff-chopping-up-simmons-top-50.html/comment-page-1#comment-30440 Jackin'4Beats Wed, 05 Sep 2007 19:35:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/ff-chopping-up-simmons-top-50.html#comment-30440 BDD - your freakishly grotesque hand-shoulders are frightening the children. Back in your hole with you!!!! BDD – your freakishly grotesque hand-shoulders are frightening the children. Back in your hole with you!!!!

]]> By: SlideShow Bob http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/ff-chopping-up-simmons-top-50.html/comment-page-1#comment-30435 SlideShow Bob Wed, 05 Sep 2007 18:48:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/ff-chopping-up-simmons-top-50.html#comment-30435 Id love to get into Rachael Nichols cube.<br/><br/>Wait im not sure if that makes sense, what i mean is that i would like to have sex with her. Id love to get into Rachael Nichols cube.

Wait im not sure if that makes sense, what i mean is that i would like to have sex with her.

]]> By: Wormfather http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/ff-chopping-up-simmons-top-50.html/comment-page-1#comment-30431 Wormfather Wed, 05 Sep 2007 18:19:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/ff-chopping-up-simmons-top-50.html#comment-30431 Mmmmmm Cigweiser. Mmmmmm Cigweiser.

]]> By: Otto Man http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/ff-chopping-up-simmons-top-50.html/comment-page-1#comment-30430 Otto Man Wed, 05 Sep 2007 18:14:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/ff-chopping-up-simmons-top-50.html#comment-30430 <i>Respectfully disagree. Gore is gonna be tits.</i><br/><br/>I hope so. I have Gore in both my leagues and, just between you and me, I am in favor of tits.<br/><br/>As for Yuengling, it's good anyway you can get it, but the bottles are worth the upgrade. Still only $4.50 a six pack, which in the NYC area is what you pay in a bar for a half-emptied bottle of Budweiser with a cigarette butt in it. Respectfully disagree. Gore is gonna be tits.

I hope so. I have Gore in both my leagues and, just between you and me, I am in favor of tits.

As for Yuengling, it’s good anyway you can get it, but the bottles are worth the upgrade. Still only $4.50 a six pack, which in the NYC area is what you pay in a bar for a half-emptied bottle of Budweiser with a cigarette butt in it.

]]> By: Matt http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/ff-chopping-up-simmons-top-50.html/comment-page-1#comment-30428 Matt Wed, 05 Sep 2007 17:25:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/ff-chopping-up-simmons-top-50.html#comment-30428 I couldn't imagine drinking it out of a can. I couldn’t imagine drinking it out of a can.

]]> By: Greg Schuler http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/ff-chopping-up-simmons-top-50.html/comment-page-1#comment-30422 Greg Schuler Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:53:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/ff-chopping-up-simmons-top-50.html#comment-30422 Yuengling - only from the tap.<br/><br/>You drink Hamms or Piels from a can, for chrissake. <br/><br/>Unless you're named Bear and cans were all the PA could fit in your overnight fanny pack... Yuengling – only from the tap.

You drink Hamms or Piels from a can, for chrissake.

Unless you’re named Bear and cans were all the PA could fit in your overnight fanny pack…

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