The Death Of Rex Grossman
And… that’ll be all for the Sex Cannon. It made sense to lionize our friend Rex Grossman back when he threw up the occasional 3 TD game. Unfortunately Sexy Rexy is, in reality, just another shit QB. So take care, Cumslinger. It was fun while it lasted. But I think we’re all looking for something a bit more stable now.
But could there be another potential Sex Cannon on the Bears roster?
Well, I’ll be damned.
September 26th, 2007 at 10:42 am
When do the shirts go half-price?
September 26th, 2007 at 10:45 am
We’re doubling the price. They’re retro now.
September 26th, 2007 at 10:50 am
as a bears fan, i’m beyond relieved…
as a sex cannon fan, i’m absolutely devastated
September 26th, 2007 at 10:51 am
Shit. I’m always on the wrong side of the market.
September 26th, 2007 at 10:51 am
I’d like to submit that the new sex cannon be Derek Anderson.
He has at least two of the qualities that made Rex the sex cannon:
1. An unnatural love of dangerous, orgasmic downfield throws (and the corresponding hatred of dumpoffs / touch)
2. A shelf-life
September 26th, 2007 at 10:52 am
There’ll be a Sex Cannon resurrection in a year on another team like Buffalo or the Chiefs or maybe the Bucs or Falcons.
He’s like Jesus. Only the faithful will be shown the way…
to his cock.
September 26th, 2007 at 11:01 am
Can the Vikings work out a trade for him?
September 26th, 2007 at 11:02 am
He’s like Jesus
I dunno, Jesus had 11 guys who actually respected him…
September 26th, 2007 at 11:08 am
There have been reports around these parts that the Bears might outright release “el cannon”.
At least that means we’re one torn ACL away from the resurrection of Kyle “neckbeard the pirate” Orton. Because, Griese’s not nearly as interesting as either one of those drunks.
September 26th, 2007 at 11:15 am
Somewhere a headline writer is weeping for not unleashing “Ocho Stinko” when he had the chance.
September 26th, 2007 at 11:17 am
the CFL awaits the arrival of the Sex Cannon.
September 26th, 2007 at 11:27 am
There’s no replacing the Sex Cannon. Sure there will be Son of Sex Cannon, Sex Cannon in Space, or Sex Cannon X. The Sex Cannon will probably end up in Canada or Europe, where we can continue to follow his sexy adventures. iViva el Cannon de Sexo!
September 26th, 2007 at 11:32 am
Anderson would be a good Cannon 2.0 doesn’t do it with the same flair and arrogance.
i say trade him to the packers. they know what to do with a QB who chucks it downfield with reckless abandon. and fat chicks need lovin too.
September 26th, 2007 at 12:00 pm
I can see it now…Rex winds up on the Dolphins after Trent Green gets pummeled into the turf again and unleashes the dragon on the AFC East and all those tasty specimens on South Beach.
And by specimens, I mean women and men that spend too much time in front of the mirror.
September 26th, 2007 at 12:46 pm
Can you make a version of the sex cannon shirt where the cannon is propped up by a bench?
September 26th, 2007 at 12:53 pm
@ jackin’4beats
Wait…You mean like Jason Taylor?
September 26th, 2007 at 1:16 pm
Orton = Sex Cannon 2.0?
September 26th, 2007 at 1:18 pm
The Sex Cannon will never die, and I’ll still wear my Sex Cannon t-shirt every sunday.
September 26th, 2007 at 1:47 pm
Ladies and gents the Sex Cannon is on the move!
September 26th, 2007 at 3:00 pm
@BlueAndGoldBuckeye
You got it. I DON’T want to imagine that romp in the sack however.