Comments on: Citing Executive Privilege, Bill Belichick Says "Eat a Dick."

By: Wormfather

Wormfather — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 13:38:00 +0000

@nfl, yeah, I tried to use that excuse with date rape.

By: NFL

NFL — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 04:56:00 +0000

I really think this whole thing is getting blown out of proportion. Everyone does it, New England is just the only one stupid enough to get caught.

By: Wormfather

Wormfather — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 04:12:00 +0000

I just read Bill Simmons article on this topic. Now there's vomit on my sofa...I'm calling sick tomorrow.

No, I'm not going to link the article, but I will quote it...

"And, as we learned from the Tim Donaghy scandal this summer, people tire of scandals pretty quickly. We have the attention span of tsetse flies at this point"

Oh, I think you underestimate the ability of Jets fans to remember shit. In fact I hope we miss the playoffs by one game (that would put us at at least 8-8 right) that way I'll be justified for telling my kids about this fucking team one day and how they raped its mother.

By: naptown drew

naptown drew — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 01:23:00 +0000

But guys, don’t you know, it’s always between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. Nearly every season since the beginning of time has been between some douche and some turd. They’re the only people who are enough under the salary cap to make it that far in the NFL…

By: Punch Rockgroin

Punch Rockgroin — Thu, 13 Sep 2007 00:57:00 +0000

“I’m not a crook”

By: Randolphus Maximus

Randolphus Maximus — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 23:56:00 +0000

Bill-

People don't hate your team because of your way of life. They hate you because your cameras are in their backyard.

We've gotten so far away from what the original Patriots were founded on (from what I recall it was mostly sucking really badly and getting blown out in Superbowls). They wouldn't even recognize what they've become.

By: James

James — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 21:26:00 +0000

‘The league also found he had installed a computer chip inside the brain of Indianapolis Colts quarterback Peyton Manning that causes him to see visions of M.C. Escher drawings.’

hahahahaha.. hit Clark!

By: Awkward Boner

Awkward Boner — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 20:28:00 +0000

we can’t handle the truth

By: The Pirate Sloth

The Pirate Sloth — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 20:28:00 +0000

Nicely played Drew – now that song is stuck in my head.

PS: Orlando sucks balls. Just thought I’d share.

By: Illegal Immigrant

Illegal Immigrant — Wed, 12 Sep 2007 19:17:00 +0000

I just heard Joe Buck on the radio saying that people who think the Patriots are cheating have no right to be watching football and should all be sent to Cuba.

Bring ‘em on, Buck. Fuck.