Cheaters vs. Cheater. WHO YA GOT!?
Cheating Cheats________“The Gigantosaur”
Real Name
The New England Patriots_________Shawne Merriman
Misdeed
Reconnaissance________________’Roiding
Fetish
Voyeurism______________Rape, devouring worlds, rape. He likes rape.
Pledges to stop
Getting caught________”Lights Out” dance, eating planetessimals between planets
“Wacky Races” inspiration
Dick Dastardly________________Rock Slag
Favorite Batman villain
Whichever one dresses most slovenly, probably Killer Croc______Bane
Homestar Runner inspiration
The Cheat_______________Strong Mad
“I Saw the Sign,” Ace of Base __________”Interesting Drug,” Morrissey
Favorite pro wrestling quote
“Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat.” — Jesse Ventura
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“Sure, what harm can steroids do?” — Chris Benoit
Questioning interpretation of “rules”____________Appealing suspension
Let’s hear who you got in the game of the week in the comments. Drew doesn’t know yet that Greg Oden is out for the season, so feel free to toss that little nugget of info in there.
Tags: belicheat, gigantosaur, i prefer spy vs. spy, who ya got?, xmas ape
September 14th, 2007 at 12:29 pm
Chargers 50-0. Belichick turns back into Cleveland Bill for the remainder of his career.
September 14th, 2007 at 12:30 pm
Rape beats adultery, I take Merriman
September 14th, 2007 at 12:32 pm
SD plus the points. Who is this Greg Oden that you speak of ?
September 14th, 2007 at 12:38 pm
Belichick turns back into Cleveland Bill
Brown, drab, and full of shit? Oh wait a minute…
September 14th, 2007 at 12:48 pm
Wasnt Greg Oden a god of some sort?
Anyways…I take the Chargers 33 – 17. Karma has got to come back on these cheaters.
Althought somewhere in the back of my mind I see the Patriots traiding their first round pick to detroit for Rodgers or some stupid shit like that. Matt Millen would fall for some stupid shit like that.
September 14th, 2007 at 12:48 pm
I like where your head’s at with the Wacky Races comparison, Ape, but I think there are better fits.
Belichek looks like Muttley. The caught-in-the-cookie-jar look is there. All that’s missing is the hoodie.
And roided-up Merriman looks more like Rufus Ruffcut.
September 14th, 2007 at 12:49 pm
Merriman and his herald Luis Castillo will devour all cameras in sight.
September 14th, 2007 at 12:54 pm
“Rape, devouring worlds, rape. He likes rape”
+1 for excellent Blazing Saddles reference.
September 14th, 2007 at 1:01 pm
so wait – he loses something later for a flagrant foul he’s committed previously and been warned about?
Pappy Johnson was right!
I take Merriman, and the snapping bones of all Pat’s O-Linemen.
September 14th, 2007 at 1:05 pm
I’ll take the Patriots in the hopes that Simmons writes another delightful installment of the “Boston Blog” in which he in no way sounds smug. That seemed to work well in Week 1.
September 14th, 2007 at 1:05 pm
Belichek cheated and got a slap on the wrist; Tom Brady screws arguably the world’s hottest chick and the Pats have players that use drugs too, but not much is made of it in the press. God, I hope the Charges win.
27-24 Charges…someone tell Norv that they’ll give him a lifetime supply of Pro-Activ if he wins.
September 14th, 2007 at 1:09 pm
6
That is the over/under on words into BS’s next column that he mentions Norv Turner’s blackjack acument.
Take the under.
September 14th, 2007 at 1:31 pm
can i still take the fuck da eagles girl?
September 14th, 2007 at 2:55 pm
Life is unfair over the land of beautiful women, 30-27
September 14th, 2007 at 3:13 pm
New Lemon Party Commercial!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9shrf3s5Wgo
kinda nsfanything?
September 14th, 2007 at 3:20 pm
Why, pemulis, why ?
September 14th, 2007 at 4:14 pm
Quien Es Mas Macho o “Who Ya Got”?
September 14th, 2007 at 5:02 pm
28-21 Pats, Chargers have only gone down hill with the new staff.
September 14th, 2007 at 5:25 pm
Speaking of smugness of Simmons… I think we now know where he gets it.
From the “SportsGal’s” moronic rant:
“We’re having a son and Bill thinks we should name it after him because he’s a third and the kid would be a fourth.”
William Simmons III. Is anyone surprised?
September 14th, 2007 at 5:45 pm
Quien Es Mas Macho?
Fernando Lamas o Ricardo Montelban?
September 14th, 2007 at 6:22 pm
I got the cheatin’ pats to win, and Belichick will flip off Drayton Florence on his way towards midfield to shake hands with Norv Turner. Turner will stand there, wondering why his mom never bought him acne medication.
September 14th, 2007 at 8:51 pm
Whoever wins, we lose (because there’s going to be one set of fans with grins so big and so smug you’d think their star player bricked in their collective mouths).
September 16th, 2007 at 11:28 am
If you wanted definetive proof that Belichek cheated here is the proof.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ntw7G7enxEk