Comments on: The Best Defense is a Good Offense. Having a Defense Helps, Too. http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/best-defense-is-good-offense-having.html KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Fri, 09 Jan 2009 00:02:50 +0000 http://wordpress.org/ By: Daron http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/best-defense-is-good-offense-having.html#comment-31218 Daron Tue, 18 Sep 2007 03:14:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/the-best-defense-is-a-good-offense-having-a-defense-helps-too.html#comment-31218 These things are sort of like The Dugout, only half as funny. These things are sort of like The Dugout, only half as funny.

]]> By: Unsilent Majority http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/best-defense-is-good-offense-having.html#comment-31214 Unsilent Majority Tue, 18 Sep 2007 00:54:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/the-best-defense-is-a-good-offense-having-a-defense-helps-too.html#comment-31214 <i>Lewis: They got the new Talib?</i><br/><br/>of course! Lewis: They got the new Talib?

of course!

]]> By: Jay http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/best-defense-is-good-offense-having.html#comment-31208 Jay Mon, 17 Sep 2007 23:56:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/the-best-defense-is-a-good-offense-having-a-defense-helps-too.html#comment-31208 <i>Bresnahan: Well, for starters, on this first play, we got one defensive lineman lined up, eight people covering Joe Jurevicius and two guys selling bootleg CDs on the 30-yard line.</i><br/><br/>I see nothing wrong with this, in fact if more teams adopted this set-up I think we'd see injuries to Aaron Moorehead and other such smarmy pricks go up a good thousand percent. Bresnahan: Well, for starters, on this first play, we got one defensive lineman lined up, eight people covering Joe Jurevicius and two guys selling bootleg CDs on the 30-yard line.

I see nothing wrong with this, in fact if more teams adopted this set-up I think we’d see injuries to Aaron Moorehead and other such smarmy pricks go up a good thousand percent.

]]> By: The Pirate Sloth http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/best-defense-is-good-offense-having.html#comment-31180 The Pirate Sloth Mon, 17 Sep 2007 19:49:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/the-best-defense-is-a-good-offense-having-a-defense-helps-too.html#comment-31180 smeos<br/><br/>I hate Shaun for that stupid fucking play. That god damn smiling idiot needs to learn his fucking plays. smeos

I hate Shaun for that stupid fucking play. That god damn smiling idiot needs to learn his fucking plays.

]]> By: Slash http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/best-defense-is-good-offense-having.html#comment-31175 Slash Mon, 17 Sep 2007 17:44:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/the-best-defense-is-a-good-offense-having-a-defense-helps-too.html#comment-31175 I felt bad for the woman and the kid in the dog biting thing until I found out her name is Jasmie and the kid's name is Jaiden (and the kid is a boy). Then I felt that a little dog biting (nonfatal, of course) was justified. Maybe we need mean dogs in every OB unit in the country to keep awful names like "Jaiden" from happening. I felt bad for the woman and the kid in the dog biting thing until I found out her name is Jasmie and the kid’s name is Jaiden (and the kid is a boy). Then I felt that a little dog biting (nonfatal, of course) was justified. Maybe we need mean dogs in every OB unit in the country to keep awful names like “Jaiden” from happening.

]]> By: Slash http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/best-defense-is-good-offense-having.html#comment-31171 Slash Mon, 17 Sep 2007 17:32:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/the-best-defense-is-a-good-offense-having-a-defense-helps-too.html#comment-31171 Best football-related blog post title ever. Best football-related blog post title ever.

]]> By: smeos http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/best-defense-is-good-offense-having.html#comment-31169 smeos Mon, 17 Sep 2007 17:30:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/the-best-defense-is-a-good-offense-having-a-defense-helps-too.html#comment-31169 Fuck you, pirate sloth. I'm still raw about that.<br/><br/>I hate you, Matt Hasselbeck. Fuck you, pirate sloth. I’m still raw about that.

I hate you, Matt Hasselbeck.

]]> By: Greg Schuler http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/best-defense-is-good-offense-having.html#comment-31151 Greg Schuler Mon, 17 Sep 2007 15:45:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/the-best-defense-is-a-good-offense-having-a-defense-helps-too.html#comment-31151 Is it possible for a web site to exist and not quote the Simpsons? Is it possible for a web site to exist and not quote the Simpsons?

]]> By: The Pirate Sloth http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/best-defense-is-good-offense-having.html#comment-31142 The Pirate Sloth Mon, 17 Sep 2007 15:16:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/the-best-defense-is-a-good-offense-having-a-defense-helps-too.html#comment-31142 Fucking Bengals. They just cost me my OTHER Suicide pool.<br/><br/>But at least they didn't lose to the Cardinals. Fucking Bengals. They just cost me my OTHER Suicide pool.

But at least they didn’t lose to the Cardinals.

]]> By: Otto Man http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/best-defense-is-good-offense-having.html#comment-31136 Otto Man Mon, 17 Sep 2007 14:23:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/the-best-defense-is-a-good-offense-having-a-defense-helps-too.html#comment-31136 <i>Lewis: You just don't know when to keep your mouth shut, do you, Leon Hall?</i><br/><br/>Nice one, Saxy Boy. Lewis: You just don’t know when to keep your mouth shut, do you, Leon Hall?

Nice one, Saxy Boy.

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