Comments on: And Now For a Word From Our Sponsors http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/and-now-for-word-from-our-sponsors.html KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 03:53:48 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Otto Man http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/and-now-for-word-from-our-sponsors.html/comment-page-1#comment-31572 Otto Man Mon, 24 Sep 2007 21:55:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/and-now-for-a-word-from-our-sponsors.html#comment-31572 <i>That Nike "Leave Nothing" comercial that starts with The Juicer.</i><br/><br/>That ad is twelve kinds of good. <br/><br/>Too bad it seems to be this year's version of the Madden Curse, with S-Jax and the Chargers D approaching a critical Britney Spears level of suckitude. That Nike “Leave Nothing” comercial that starts with The Juicer.

That ad is twelve kinds of good.

Too bad it seems to be this year’s version of the Madden Curse, with S-Jax and the Chargers D approaching a critical Britney Spears level of suckitude.

]]> By: Patrick http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/and-now-for-word-from-our-sponsors.html/comment-page-1#comment-31547 Patrick Mon, 24 Sep 2007 19:26:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/and-now-for-a-word-from-our-sponsors.html#comment-31547 I've got an idea for AT&T...how about you give me a network that just works in one place, you know, the place Cingular's network never had any problems before you clowns took it over.<br/><br/>What's that place? My fucking home town. The place where it worked fine up until two months ago.<br/><br/>Fuck a Connecticagodouchebagusmakewewannasmashyourfuckingnoseus network! I’ve got an idea for AT&T…how about you give me a network that just works in one place, you know, the place Cingular’s network never had any problems before you clowns took it over.

What’s that place? My fucking home town. The place where it worked fine up until two months ago.

Fuck a Connecticagodouchebagusmakewewannasmashyourfuckingnoseus network!

]]> By: J Money http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/and-now-for-word-from-our-sponsors.html/comment-page-1#comment-31524 J Money Mon, 24 Sep 2007 17:23:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/and-now-for-a-word-from-our-sponsors.html#comment-31524 Honorable mention to two others that I'm already so sick of I want to kick a hole in the TV:<br/><br/>1) The dipshit retard-fest where Ditka and Elway go to buy a TV. Just watch the interaction between them. Wonder how many takes it took those geniuses. <br/><br/>2) The awful commercial that's, I guess, supposed to be punchy and funny where the couple is buying a TV and it's all "quick" and that shit... "sing along musicals." Go fuck yourself, weirdo. Honorable mention to two others that I’m already so sick of I want to kick a hole in the TV:

1) The dipshit retard-fest where Ditka and Elway go to buy a TV. Just watch the interaction between them. Wonder how many takes it took those geniuses.

2) The awful commercial that’s, I guess, supposed to be punchy and funny where the couple is buying a TV and it’s all “quick” and that shit… “sing along musicals.” Go fuck yourself, weirdo.

]]> By: Weed Against Speed http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/and-now-for-word-from-our-sponsors.html/comment-page-1#comment-31520 Weed Against Speed Mon, 24 Sep 2007 14:47:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/and-now-for-a-word-from-our-sponsors.html#comment-31520 <i>&#9834&#9834 If you want, here it is, come and get it...&#9834&#9834</i><br/><br/>Fuck that fucking queer-ass commerical. Who is it for? Pontiac? They were sometimes showing that ad twice in one commercial break! ♪♪ If you want, here it is, come and get it…♪♪

Fuck that fucking queer-ass commerical. Who is it for? Pontiac? They were sometimes showing that ad twice in one commercial break!

]]> By: smurphette http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/and-now-for-word-from-our-sponsors.html/comment-page-1#comment-31518 smurphette Mon, 24 Sep 2007 14:25:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/and-now-for-a-word-from-our-sponsors.html#comment-31518 @matt: for what it's worth, it did not appease this woman viewer, and I think it's perfectly justified to hate her for the song AND hate apple for using it. @matt: for what it’s worth, it did not appease this woman viewer, and I think it’s perfectly justified to hate her for the song AND hate apple for using it.

]]> By: Wormfather http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/and-now-for-word-from-our-sponsors.html/comment-page-1#comment-31517 Wormfather Mon, 24 Sep 2007 14:08:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/and-now-for-a-word-from-our-sponsors.html#comment-31517 There are three comericals they can just loop.<br/><br/>1. That comercial for heavanly swoard, I've never wanted to fuck an anime character like I do her.<br/><br/>2. That Nike "Leave Nothing" comercial that starts with The Juicer. i like celtic music.<br/><br/>3. The comerical for Halo 3, makes me want to go trade my PS3 in.<br/><br/>There you, as if you cared. There are three comericals they can just loop.

1. That comercial for heavanly swoard, I’ve never wanted to fuck an anime character like I do her.

2. That Nike “Leave Nothing” comercial that starts with The Juicer. i like celtic music.

3. The comerical for Halo 3, makes me want to go trade my PS3 in.

There you, as if you cared.

]]> By: Big Daddy Drew http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/and-now-for-word-from-our-sponsors.html/comment-page-1#comment-31514 Big Daddy Drew Mon, 24 Sep 2007 13:44:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/and-now-for-a-word-from-our-sponsors.html#comment-31514 Still better than "The Life Aquatic" Still better than “The Life Aquatic”

]]> By: Matt http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/and-now-for-word-from-our-sponsors.html/comment-page-1#comment-31513 Matt Mon, 24 Sep 2007 13:04:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/and-now-for-a-word-from-our-sponsors.html#comment-31513 <i>No, that dishonor goes to that stupid "1,2,3,4" iPod Nano Video ad. As if you can see anything on that fucking tiny a screen.</i><br/><br/>1,2,3,4, I want to shoot her in the fucking head. I don't hate her for the song, I hate Apple for using said song and playing it during FOOTBALL GAMES 90 TIMES A DAY!! Was it just to appease women viewers??<br/><br/>+1 Ape for the Raleigh cracks too. No, that dishonor goes to that stupid “1,2,3,4″ iPod Nano Video ad. As if you can see anything on that fucking tiny a screen.

1,2,3,4, I want to shoot her in the fucking head. I don’t hate her for the song, I hate Apple for using said song and playing it during FOOTBALL GAMES 90 TIMES A DAY!! Was it just to appease women viewers??

+1 Ape for the Raleigh cracks too.

]]> By: Josh http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/and-now-for-word-from-our-sponsors.html/comment-page-1#comment-31511 Josh Mon, 24 Sep 2007 12:25:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/and-now-for-a-word-from-our-sponsors.html#comment-31511 ah, KSK. come for the dick jokes, stay for the arbitrary cracks on my hometown (Raleigh). ah, KSK. come for the dick jokes, stay for the arbitrary cracks on my hometown (Raleigh).

]]> By: Christmas Ape http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/and-now-for-word-from-our-sponsors.html/comment-page-1#comment-31510 Christmas Ape Mon, 24 Sep 2007 11:48:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/09/and-now-for-a-word-from-our-sponsors.html#comment-31510 +1 slideshow bob<br/><br/>But Tomlin is undefeated!<br/><br/>/insufferable gloating homerism +1 slideshow bob

But Tomlin is undefeated!

/insufferable gloating homerism

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