Another reason not to put ketchup on a bratwurst
Apparently, among our demented readership are some of the twisted bastards at Ketchup Friends. In this video they demonstrate one of the lesser known properties of this stalwart tailgating condiment.
Surprise: they’re Lions fans. One thing is for certain, I’m off ketchup for good. From now on, it’s catsup or nothing.
Tags: "eat that hashbrown", avoid Heinz Field concession stands, off-topic
August 6th, 2007 at 8:53 pm
Uh … do what now?
August 6th, 2007 at 9:49 pm
What. The. Fuck.
August 6th, 2007 at 10:07 pm
What. The. Fuck.
THAT’S WHAT I SAID!
August 6th, 2007 at 11:33 pm
So that’s the difference between ketchup and catsup.
August 7th, 2007 at 12:12 am
I’m from Pittsburgh, if I swear off ketchup our economy would collapse and John Kerry’s wife would be homeless.
August 7th, 2007 at 12:26 am
No wonder all the women married in Heinz Chapel give birth nine months later.
August 7th, 2007 at 1:19 am
But you can’t get pregnant by eating sperm! Oh God, the layers!
That was funny though.
August 7th, 2007 at 2:50 am
You know, I’ve wondered why ketchup was so salty, when if you take a normal tomato, it doesn’t taste salty at all. I think I always assumed Heinz just dumped a lot of salt in it, or something. Hmmmm, live and learn, I guess……
August 7th, 2007 at 9:35 am
So all my new money shots will have gratuities ketchup shots in them now?
August 7th, 2007 at 9:37 am
Personally, I’ve always preferred barbecue sauce to ketchup.
I feel vindicated.
August 7th, 2007 at 9:59 am
throat babies??? wait what???
August 7th, 2007 at 10:39 am
Are you here to solve my ketchup problem?
August 7th, 2007 at 2:13 pm
Jon Kitna will eat 55 hashbrown’s this season
August 7th, 2007 at 6:41 pm
My ex boyfriend did that video. Now I know why he kept me away from Ketchup.
August 9th, 2007 at 11:26 am
Dan is a creep. I love it.