Comments on: This Week’s KSK Commenter Draft – Vehicle You Would Want For a High Speed Chase http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/this-weeks-ksk-commenter-draft-vehicle.html KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Thu, 08 Jan 2009 01:40:37 +0000 http://wordpress.org/ By: Mr Furious http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/this-weeks-ksk-commenter-draft-vehicle.html#comment-29138 Mr Furious Mon, 20 Aug 2007 16:10:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/this-week%e2%80%99s-ksk-commenter-draft-%e2%80%93-vehicle-you-would-want-for-a-high-speed-chase.html#comment-29138 <i>That's ten headlights, my friend.</i><br/><br/>Well played, my friend. Well played.<br/><br/>I should point out that when I referenced that film my money was on you being just about the only possible person who would know what the hell I was talking about.<br/><br/>You, and Mike. That’s ten headlights, my friend.

Well played, my friend. Well played.

I should point out that when I referenced that film my money was on you being just about the only possible person who would know what the hell I was talking about.

You, and Mike.

]]> By: Peter http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/this-weeks-ksk-commenter-draft-vehicle.html#comment-29127 Peter Mon, 20 Aug 2007 12:56:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/this-week%e2%80%99s-ksk-commenter-draft-%e2%80%93-vehicle-you-would-want-for-a-high-speed-chase.html#comment-29127 A nice shiny Vespa.... the whole point is to get away from the cops; who would believe I would even think about breaking the law? A nice shiny Vespa…. the whole point is to get away from the cops; who would believe I would even think about breaking the law?

]]> By: Barry Duffman http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/this-weeks-ksk-commenter-draft-vehicle.html#comment-29105 Barry Duffman Sat, 18 Aug 2007 21:35:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/this-week%e2%80%99s-ksk-commenter-draft-%e2%80%93-vehicle-you-would-want-for-a-high-speed-chase.html#comment-29105 I see your CRV and Santa Fe and raise you a Grand Caravan with Sto-N-Go seating AND a single CD player. As for my pick, I will go with my 94 Escort wagon. Not even the cops would believe I was involved in a high-speed chase with that piece of shit. I see your CRV and Santa Fe and raise you a Grand Caravan with Sto-N-Go seating AND a single CD player. As for my pick, I will go with my 94 Escort wagon. Not even the cops would believe I was involved in a high-speed chase with that piece of shit.

]]> By: Fargin_Bastage http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/this-weeks-ksk-commenter-draft-vehicle.html#comment-29097 Fargin_Bastage Sat, 18 Aug 2007 14:46:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/this-week%e2%80%99s-ksk-commenter-draft-%e2%80%93-vehicle-you-would-want-for-a-high-speed-chase.html#comment-29097 Alright you primitive screw-heads, listen up! I'm taking Ash's '73 Oldsmobile Delta 88 from Army of Darkness. This sweet baby was made in Detroit Michigan, has a 350 cubic inch Rocket V8, a steam boiler and a 12 foot death propeller. It retails for about $1599.95 Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. Got it? Groovy. Alright you primitive screw-heads, listen up! I’m taking Ash’s ‘73 Oldsmobile Delta 88 from Army of Darkness. This sweet baby was made in Detroit Michigan, has a 350 cubic inch Rocket V8, a steam boiler and a 12 foot death propeller. It retails for about $1599.95 Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. Got it? Groovy.

]]> By: grungedave http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/this-weeks-ksk-commenter-draft-vehicle.html#comment-29084 grungedave Fri, 17 Aug 2007 22:05:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/this-week%e2%80%99s-ksk-commenter-draft-%e2%80%93-vehicle-you-would-want-for-a-high-speed-chase.html#comment-29084 266 comments and no one mentions that a "parsec" is actually a measure of distance and not speed?<br/><br/>(oh, yeah, putting that physics minor to use finally!) 266 comments and no one mentions that a “parsec” is actually a measure of distance and not speed?

(oh, yeah, putting that physics minor to use finally!)

]]> By: adross9 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/this-weeks-ksk-commenter-draft-vehicle.html#comment-29079 adross9 Fri, 17 Aug 2007 20:47:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/this-week%e2%80%99s-ksk-commenter-draft-%e2%80%93-vehicle-you-would-want-for-a-high-speed-chase.html#comment-29079 tricycle with a broken wheel. <br/><br/>owned, bitches. i can't believe i got this so late in the draft. tricycle with a broken wheel.

owned, bitches. i can’t believe i got this so late in the draft.

]]> By: Otto Man http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/this-weeks-ksk-commenter-draft-vehicle.html#comment-29073 Otto Man Fri, 17 Aug 2007 20:22:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/this-week%e2%80%99s-ksk-commenter-draft-%e2%80%93-vehicle-you-would-want-for-a-high-speed-chase.html#comment-29073 <i>Eight fucking headlights, and Racquel Welch. </i><br/><br/>That's ten headlights, my friend. Eight fucking headlights, and Racquel Welch.

That’s ten headlights, my friend.

]]> By: dick_gozinia http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/this-weeks-ksk-commenter-draft-vehicle.html#comment-29061 dick_gozinia Fri, 17 Aug 2007 19:26:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/this-week%e2%80%99s-ksk-commenter-draft-%e2%80%93-vehicle-you-would-want-for-a-high-speed-chase.html#comment-29061 Holy balls, nobody took Ecto-1!<br/><br/>Ecto-1 - Ghostbusters<br/><br/>I'm taking it after Ray Stantz has it all fixed up. The siren alone makes this a great pick. And yes, I'd be wearing the GB outfit.<br/><br/>Final Roster:<br/>1. MIB Alien Ford LTD (or Ford POS)<br/>2. Warthog from Twisted Metal 2<br/>3. Rolls Royce from Grey Poupon commercials.<br/>4. ECTO-1 - Ghostbusters Holy balls, nobody took Ecto-1!

Ecto-1 - Ghostbusters

I’m taking it after Ray Stantz has it all fixed up. The siren alone makes this a great pick. And yes, I’d be wearing the GB outfit.

Final Roster:
1. MIB Alien Ford LTD (or Ford POS)
2. Warthog from Twisted Metal 2
3. Rolls Royce from Grey Poupon commercials.
4. ECTO-1 - Ghostbusters

]]> By: Son of Geo Metro http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/this-weeks-ksk-commenter-draft-vehicle.html#comment-29056 Son of Geo Metro Fri, 17 Aug 2007 19:10:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/this-week%e2%80%99s-ksk-commenter-draft-%e2%80%93-vehicle-you-would-want-for-a-high-speed-chase.html#comment-29056 You can have the Lambo, and I'll take Paulie's hot robot girlfriend. "Hey Paulie, whudyagoddagoandmakehrtoklidethafer?" You can have the Lambo, and I’ll take Paulie’s hot robot girlfriend. “Hey Paulie, whudyagoddagoandmakehrtoklidethafer?”

]]> By: ben http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/this-weeks-ksk-commenter-draft-vehicle.html#comment-29054 ben Fri, 17 Aug 2007 19:08:00 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2007/08/this-week%e2%80%99s-ksk-commenter-draft-%e2%80%93-vehicle-you-would-want-for-a-high-speed-chase.html#comment-29054 Rocky's Lamborghini in Rocky IV. Because I have a lot of thinking to do, and there's no easy way out. Rocky’s Lamborghini in Rocky IV. Because I have a lot of thinking to do, and there’s no easy way out.

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