This Week’s KSK Commenter Draft: Movie Settings Where You Would Like To Go On Vacation
I’ll be on vacation next week. And frankly, it’s well deserved. You might think it’s easy to come up with all these 8th-Grade level dick jokes. Well, it is. But still, I gotta punch all these keys to write them, and that can be tiring. So it’s off to the beach with me. I’ll be packed into a house with my parents, my wife, my daughter, my sister, my sister’s husband and child, my brother, and my brother’s wife and child. We may try and squeeze in a Japanese exchange student just for the hell of it. All with no air conditioning. Should be fucking AWESOME.
Anyway, to celebrate my week off, I‘m gonna try and pull off this rather tricky draft. These are movie locales or settings where you would like to have a few days to explore on your own. A good movie, of course, takes you to a whole new gay world, one you’d like to hang around in for a week or two. So let’s give this a shot. The rules. Pick ONE film and ONE specific setting. NO PORN. This can be any movie, and any time in history. It can also be fictional. Let’s assume you have money to spend in the location. But otherwise, your access to medical care and what not is the same as any other character in the film. Now, of course, some movies have multiple settings, and some do not. But once a film has been taken, no other setting can be taken from that movie. Once you pick a place, you must wait until 10 other places have been chosen.
Boy, that’s simple! Anyway, my choice is the Castle Anthrax from “Monty Python and the Holy Grail”
Eightscore young blondes, all between sixteen and nineteen and a half? All of whom are in need of a good spanking? Giggity. I’ll take Zoot first, then Dingo. Should be fun.
Yours in the comments.
Tags: and then the oral sex, Big Daddy Drew, i bet lancelot is gay, ksk commenter drafts, perils that are too perilous, SILENCE FOUL TEMPTRESS
August 3rd, 2007 at 9:51 am
Milwaukee County Stadium / Camden Yards in Cleveland, Major Leagues I and II.
It might be my only chance to ever see my Cleveland teams win.
August 3rd, 2007 at 9:54 am
Big Lebowski - The Bowling alley I could easily spend a week there rolling with the Dude, and if money is not an object, I’ll take up Tara Reid on her offer…
August 3rd, 2007 at 9:55 am
To the Cap Center, when Kyle-Lee Watson from “Above the Rim” sent the Hoyas into the Big East tournament with a last second jumper.
August 3rd, 2007 at 9:55 am
Jurassic Park
August 3rd, 2007 at 9:55 am
hfb, what part of pick ONE setting did you not understand, asshole?
August 3rd, 2007 at 9:56 am
Caddyshack-Bushwood Country Club…nuff said
August 3rd, 2007 at 9:59 am
@BDD
Well, since the movies’ shoddy continuity made no acknowledgment of the facts that:
A) They weren’t the same place
B) They weren’t in Cleveland
I figured they counted as one.
But then, I am an asshole.
August 3rd, 2007 at 9:59 am
Jackie Treehorn’s mansion in Malibu from the Big Lebowski.
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:02 am
Altamont - Gimme Shelter
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:03 am
The Shower Room in American History X
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:04 am
Gaaah, Lebowski got taken already. Nuts.
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:04 am
Total Recall-Mars after it got oxygen. Nice…
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:04 am
the Roxbury
to find out ‘what is love’
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:05 am
The Cloud City from Empire Strikes Back. It’s bathed in perpetual twilight, everyone is in shape and seemingly well off, and the women all wear gowns that look pretty easy to take off.
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:07 am
The scream factory from Monsters, Inc.
I already terrify children as a hobby. I’d like to try it professionally.
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:07 am
John Malkovich’s head
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:07 am
The Dirt Mall from Mallrats, 3rd nipples rule
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:07 am
Now I’ll take Naboo. Clint can hold me by the lake.
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:08 am
From “Attack of the Clones”
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:09 am
Drew, have I ever told you that you have many similar qualities to those of sand?
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:09 am
Toon Town, Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
I’ll find hot (real) chicks later, i just want to drop an anvil on some cartoons for now.
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:10 am
George Jung’s house in Mexico from “Blow.”
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:11 am
Oz (the movie, not the prison)…infinite poppy fields and little people that burst into song at a moments notice would make for a hell of a time.
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:12 am
Paradise-”The Beach”
I wouldnt fuck it up like Leo did either. All that reefer is making my pussy wet just thinking about it.
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:12 am
The town in Deliverance…
And I’m bringing my banjo…
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:12 am
Jack Horner’s house party in “Boogie Nights.”
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:13 am
The orgy room in “Caligula”. The uncut version. Heh. More wine? You betcha.
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:13 am
The diner from “Swingers”
“Excuse me ma’am, where do the high school girls hang out around here?”
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:13 am
The boys reformatory in Sleepers as a guard…. Is that gay?
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:13 am
gotham city, from the end of batman begins… all the most insane criminals on the loose and batman trying to stop only the craziest, you wouldnt even need a rape stand to get you lovin on!
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:14 am
k-rock’s pick made me laugh. to copy his joke, i’ll take the basement of Zed’s pawn shop in Pulp Fiction.
eeny meeny minie moe…
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:14 am
Bridge Town, from “The Postman”.
I want to live in a town where Tom Petty is the mayor.
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:16 am
Some vacation, sounds like no trim for you. If you’re lucky, you’ll excuse yourself when the family is gathered to go rub one out of frustration.
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:17 am
Star Wars: Return of Jedi -
Not because I’m a starwars freak but because I wanna live in an Ewok village and learn how to build one of my own when I return to Earth…
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:17 am
the colosseum from gladiator. women, wine and men killing each other and being eaten by animals while i can just watch. plus i get to watch joaquin phoenix’s smug ass get killed.
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:18 am
Nerd Alert:
Hogwarts from Harry Potter. The ability to have all the magic kids entertain me and serve me seems like a good time. Plus, it’s a castle. Castles are awesome.
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:18 am
Toulour’s house on Lake Como in Ocean’s 12. Julia Roberts included.
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:18 am
San Angeles - 2070 something….basically Demolition Man Era. I just want to make sweet sweet love to Sandra Bullock using a Sensor ring
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:20 am
The lesbian camp orgy in “Private Parts”
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:21 am
To Moon Tower, Dazed and Confused. Get drunk, Get High, Get Laid. The Emporium is a close runner up, so I could walk in to “Hurricane,” but there would be more to do at the Moon Tower.
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:22 am
im the fat guy here i guess
Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:22 am
Delta House in Animal House, I’ll wait till Pinto passes out then give his 16yr old date what she came there looking for
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:22 am
Future New York City from “The Fifth Element.” Hop a cab with Korben Dallas, grab a tape-wearing Milla Jovovich, get stuck in three-dimensional traffic jams… sweet.
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:23 am
Poker room in “Casino Royale.”
A bankroll of millions of dollars, hot chicks at the bar, and a chance to make ol’ bleedy eyes pay.
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:23 am
This is trickier than it seems, drew, because all these numbnuts keep selecting the settings for their favorite movies, regardless of whether or not you could “stay” there for a few days. You cannot take a vacation to a sports arena, a bowling alley, or a country club.
That being said, I choose Zihuatanejo, Mexico, where I’ll meet up with Andy and Red and have a few bottles of suds.
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:23 am
Springfield…across the street from Homer, in GHWB’s old pad.
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:24 am
steal of the draft right here - punxsutawney pennsylvania… groundhog day… i get to do whatever the fuck i want… forever!
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:24 am
the high school from “mean gils.”
’cause i’m a pedophile.
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:25 am
Basement in Fight Club - So I could get my ass kicked by Meatloaf (always been a dream of mine)…
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:25 am
Beverly Hills Cop II- “The Playboy Mansion”
If im staying at the Playboy Mansion for 1-2 weeks, there is no way Im walking out of there without some Grade A, Dime Piece, Playboy Pussy. You could have no game (like myself) and still fuck a centerfold. Tear to my eye.
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:25 am
mean girls. dammit.
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:25 am
The back room of the strip club while Natalie Portman is working in Closer.
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:25 am
Europe, “The Big Red One”
Some people differ as to what they call “vacation.”
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:25 am
I beg to differ that you cannot vacation at a bowling alley, you obviously have spent no time in upstate NY
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:27 am
@ pemulis
I dont think it works that way. Its just the locale, not the plot of the movie. Youre going to be spending your two weeks in Pennsylvania trying to fuck Andie McDowell. Yay for you.
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:28 am
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! i’d rather bork chris elliott than her!
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:29 am
Black Hawk Down - Mogadishu
Wait, what was the question?
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:30 am
John Malkovich’s head, for only 15 minutes of course
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:31 am
Las Vegas in “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.”
“You Samoans are all the same. You have no faith in the essential decency of the white man’s culture.”
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:32 am
The Irish bar from The Boondock Saints. I could spend the rest of my days there.
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:32 am
I’m gonna have to spend a week rolling with Dr Gonzo and Raoul in Las Vegas - Fear and Loathing
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:33 am
damn u Tom
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:33 am
Looks like someone already took Closer.
Can I take Zach Morris’ place in the Saved by the Bell wedding movie? Kelly Kapowski is MINE!
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:33 am
Hotel Overlook in the Shining…
I love garden mazes and blood rivers…
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:34 am
The house in which Barely Legal Babysitters 16 was filmed. Do I need to explain?
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:34 am
martin short’s body - innerspace… just to swim around in his balls for a while… ummm this might be getting too gay even for me
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:35 am
New York City in the begining of Cocktails. That TGIF where Tom Cruise worked looked fun!
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:36 am
Eagles Nest - Band of Brothers
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:36 am
Bernie’s House from Weekend at Bernie’s.
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:37 am
Any place in Requiem for a dream, aparrently Jennifer Connely gives it up for the H, and I could manage to have some of that on me
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:38 am
The Valley of the Crescent Moon from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. The Grail is mine!
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:39 am
The Bazooko Circus casino from Fear and Loathing.
Lets get down to brass tacks here, how much for the ape?
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:39 am
the temple where jesus is tortured in “the passion.” i want to give his captors a helping hand.
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:39 am
Rivendell from “Fellowship of the ring”. Lovely architecture.
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:40 am
Dammit, too slow.
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:40 am
Zamora - Conan the Barbarian.
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:40 am
Hansel’s apartment, Zoolander. Orgies and a sherpa making omlettes. It’s like they made it with me in mind.
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:42 am
Jamaica in “Dr. No”. With Ursula Andress. Bond. James Bond. *casually lighting Morland’s Special Blend*
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:42 am
Dallas, TX I hear this Debbie chick is worth the trip.
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:42 am
Tokyo in Lost in Translation. I’d take a shot at Scarlett first, and if that didn’t work I’d go chase skirts in Kabukicho with Bill Murray as my wingman.
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:44 am
Camden College from The Rules of Attraction. Drugs and Co-eds, can’t fail
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:46 am
Tombstone
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:46 am
Does the ‘no porn’ rule include soft-core? because those movies tend to have best locales… at least name wise
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:46 am
Where ever they live in Logan’s Run…but just until I’m 30.
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:48 am
…and ken dynamo wins for gayest comment.
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:48 am
I’d take Vegas in the Ocean’s 11 setting… robbing a Vegas casino as you live in luxury? Yes, please.
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:50 am
Oktoberfest in Beer Fest - who cares if the movie isn’t that funny. beer and tits
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:51 am
Germany around Ocotober Fest - then attend Beer Fest. DAS BOOT!
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:52 am
damn you romance!
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:52 am
Wally World with the Griswald’s.
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:52 am
This might be obvious, but, I am going to go with “Heaven” from any movie featuring an afterlife.
From what I have been reading, the place sound kind of nice. You know.. in a “buy a vacation home next to the lake to bring the kids to” kind of way.
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:53 am
The women’s prison in “Black Mama, White Mama.”
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:54 am
Club Dread.
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:55 am
I guess I’ll go with hell…take a vacation there…it will definitely motivate me to clean up my life
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:55 am
The mountain in Brokeback Moun…wait, I can’t do it, it’s too much.
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:56 am
Luis Tully’s party in Ghostbusters…
“Hey, this is real smoked salmon from Nova Scotia, Canada, $24.95 a pound! It only cost me $14.12 after tax, though”
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:58 am
Mega-nerd/Lt. Barkley alert:
The Holodeck on the Enterprise. Technically it’s the same place, but I could change the places and people inside it as much or as little as I want. Today, 19th century Paris. Tomorrow, Mount Everest. You can even adjust the safety protocols to make it as dangerous or safe as you want.
Also, the whores are STD-free, and since they are technically not real, I wouldn’t be committing adultery, would I? It would be like screwing a Real Doll, except with more movement and less intelligence.
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:58 am
Purgatory - Cause I know I wont want to go to hell permanently…I’m not into S&M… And I don’t think heaven would be that great with all the goody goody punks…So I guess I am hoping Purgatory exists. It is Bloggers Heaven
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:58 am
the police station from “super troopers.” cartoons, weed, german swingers.
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:58 am
With the amount of effort that all the other writers (especially flubby) put into KSK, they should just go ahead and call it BDD’s football blog.
Oh, and i’ll take the Lord of the Flies island because I could kick the leader’s ass and become king of an army of hell spawn.
August 3rd, 2007 at 10:59 am
That last scene in the XXX movie where Vin Diesel is with that crazy Russian chick in Bora Bora in an over-water Bungalow.
Now that’s a vacation.
August 3rd, 2007 at 11:00 am
Tron - I call red laserbike.
August 3rd, 2007 at 11:01 am
Zamunda. An incredible steal this late. I get zebras following me around, kickass martial arts workouts, and, of course, the royal bathers.
August 3rd, 2007 at 11:01 am
Little Italy - 1940
August 3rd, 2007 at 11:02 am
Damn you Ben.
“The royal penis is clean.”
Yeah, I know, but…
August 3rd, 2007 at 11:02 am
There’s a no porn rule? Fuck me.
August 3rd, 2007 at 11:03 am
I’m working off Drew’s original post, but I’m inspired by Monty Python.
The scene in “Meaning of Life” where the guy gets to pick his death.
August 3rd, 2007 at 11:04 am
Some random mansion in upstate New York in Eyes Wide Shut.
Fidelio
August 3rd, 2007 at 11:05 am
No, I haven’t been to upstate ny, unless niagara falls counts. you see, there was this chick i dated for a while, but she was from canada, you wouldn’t know her.
I choose Colorado in Red Dawn so I could join up with Swayze, Sheen and C. Thomas Howell and kick some commie ass. I’d have to convince them not to name our band of misfits after the University of Michigan’s mascot, though.
August 3rd, 2007 at 11:05 am
Slovakian Hostel in Hostel.
Hear me out: I’m only there a couple of days. If I can avoid letting anyone mess with my drinks, keep my wits about me, and get out of there within three days, this could actually work out.
August 3rd, 2007 at 11:05 am
Empire Records in Empire Records…
I wanna get me some Liv Tyler titties on speed!
August 3rd, 2007 at 11:06 am
Club Dread
They already caught the killer
August 3rd, 2007 at 11:06 am
Realistically most of our destinations would suck. We are all going to places and thinking we are the main guy. For example me going to San Angeles from Demolition Man. Like I am going to be able to beat up Sly Stallone so I can have Sandra Bullock…the best I could probably hope for is an orgy
August 3rd, 2007 at 11:07 am
A lot of you people really dont know how to follow rules. No wonder BDD gets pissy. Heaven, Hell, and Purgatory? Those are fine picks but this draft is movie locales. So find a fucking movie with those locales and your set.
August 3rd, 2007 at 11:09 am
To clafify so Peter doesn’t punch his computer. Hell from Constantine, Purgatory from The house on Haunted Hill
August 3rd, 2007 at 11:10 am
The beach where Louis and Billy Ray end up at the end of Trading Places.
Cracked crab? Lobster? Why not both?
Looking good, Billy Ray!
August 3rd, 2007 at 11:11 am
off the board, max
August 3rd, 2007 at 11:12 am
Wow, peter, you don’t have to get so mcshitty with us,
See what I did there?
August 3rd, 2007 at 11:12 am
The pikey camp from Snatch
August 3rd, 2007 at 11:12 am
1980s miami from scarface.
August 3rd, 2007 at 11:13 am
anyone seen Wet Hot American Summer? I’d vacation at camp Firewood because the dudes are all hilarious (Paul Rudd, David Hyde Pierce, Michael Ian Black would all be fun to hang out with) and the ladies are all pretty damn fine.
August 3rd, 2007 at 11:15 am
Pee Wee’s house in Pee Wee’s Big Adventure. It’s just the setting, right? So if he’s not there, then I get to eat all the Mr. T cereal.
August 3rd, 2007 at 11:16 am
Im the guy that, when the teacher leaves the room, I tell her who was talking and standing up when she gets back.
Plus every week someone doesnt follow the rules and for some reason this bothers me. Usually I just kick my girlfriends cat, but it died. From internal bleeding. Must have been hit by a car or something.
August 3rd, 2007 at 11:17 am
The orphanage in “Little Orphan Annie.” Because I’m a ladies man.
August 3rd, 2007 at 11:18 am
Quahog, Rhode Island and McShiesty before you jump in and cry “thats a TV show” they made a movie
August 3rd, 2007 at 11:18 am
Moutain top of the Andes in ‘Alive’
For the breathtaking scenery and cuisine.
August 3rd, 2007 at 11:19 am
Helltrack from Rad.
Because BMX racing is just…..rad.
August 3rd, 2007 at 11:20 am
I’ll take the Italian village in Godfather I. It seems like a nice place, as long as nobody tries to blow up my wife.
August 3rd, 2007 at 11:20 am
@les savy ferd
I am the anonymously evil camper from… well you get it.
August 3rd, 2007 at 11:21 am
Wrigley Field, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off- A day game at Wrigley is better than heaven with the beer, brats, and whatnot. I might have said A League of Their Own fot the poonanny factor, but then I remembered that Rosie O’Donnell is in that flick.
August 3rd, 2007 at 11:21 am
“Defending Your Life”- Eat all you want, and throw Meryl Streep a bone
August 3rd, 2007 at 11:22 am
Big Skinny Little Italy has been taken
August 3rd, 2007 at 11:23 am
Four words: The Land of Chocolate.
August 3rd, 2007 at 11:23 am
San Diego in “Anchorman.” Hanging out with the #1 news team would be sweet, plus all the naive Californian chicks from the late 70’s to choose from, who don’t have any hangups about condoms, and AIDS hasn’t been invented by the government yet. Nice.
August 3rd, 2007 at 11:24 am
Basin City - Old Town - slap me again Rosario…Slap me again
August 3rd, 2007 at 11:27 am
Scary abandoned cabin in the woods from “Evil Dead”
August 3rd, 2007 at 11:28 am
Elsinore Brewery in Strange Brew. Three days of unlimited beer and unlimited hockey fights.
August 3rd, 2007 at 11:28 am
I could spend a week playing baseball with a bunch of ghosts in a cornfield. There would have to be some women in all of those cars lined up at the end and I could fulfull my life long dream of kicking the shit out of Kevin Costner.
August 3rd, 2007 at 11:29 am
Chattooga River from Deliverance - Drinking Beers down a river with Burt Reynolds and Jonny Voight - Guy being made to squeal like a pig - the comedy would be endless
August 3rd, 2007 at 11:32 am
zeppelin’s hallucinations from “the song remains the same.”
August 3rd, 2007 at 11:34 am
@franklin
Already picked deliverance, but you can come to, i might need help kicking these imbred’s asses…
August 3rd, 2007 at 11:37 am
thanks Bermuda feel free to come with me to Basin City Old town - Never know if those hookers go crazy
August 3rd, 2007 at 11:42 am
The only piece of land from “Water World”
August 3rd, 2007 at 11:42 am
battle royale. but i would need something that shoots, no stabby weapon. guarantees death.
August 3rd, 2007 at 11:43 am
I’ll take the title scene from Bachelor Party. Booze, hookers, blow, pills, and I’d get to watch a donkey show with Tom Hanks.
August 3rd, 2007 at 11:46 am
To quote Weezer: “Beverly Hills, that’s where I want to be.”
Specifically, next door to Jed Clampett’s mansion, directly across from Elly May’s bedroom window. I’d have to live before cable and hardcore porn, so that would be the next best thing.
August 3rd, 2007 at 11:47 am
Island from Cast Away…Keep Tom company for a little
August 3rd, 2007 at 11:47 am
The small Florida town in Wild Things. Sailboats, easy ocean access and horny teenaged girls who dig older guys.
I will mix my own drinks, however.
August 3rd, 2007 at 11:48 am
I would venture to say the palace in Zamunda, from Coming to America, would be pretty sweet.
It doubles as a zoo AND a harem of women wanting to please the prince.
August 3rd, 2007 at 11:49 am
The Matrix
August 3rd, 2007 at 11:50 am
rand,
I think Zamunda got picked already. Not that it’s a bad choice, though!
August 3rd, 2007 at 11:51 am
HOTH. I’m the AT-AT Commander and my vacation is piloting a fucking giant walker while picking off Rebel douchebags by the hundreds. Yeah I know its cold, but fuck it…I can always go to Endor next year. It’s Hoth goddamnit…the coolest setting in all of the Star Wars movies.
August 3rd, 2007 at 11:55 am
Bratislava from Euro Trip - My lower class poor mofo status would immediately jump up to royalty status in Bratislava
August 3rd, 2007 at 11:58 am
giving the goat in shenanigans. oh, jesus, no, the goat…….
August 3rd, 2007 at 12:01 pm
Charlie’s Mansion from Charlie’s Angels. I get to hang out with Bosley (either Bill or Bernie), live in style, have 3 hot chicks show up, go blow shit up with them on a mission, then come back and shower with them.
August 3rd, 2007 at 12:02 pm
The apartment in Head in the Clouds
After I kill Stuart Townsend, it’s me, naked bisexual Penelope Cruz, and naked bisexual Charlize Theron.
August 3rd, 2007 at 12:02 pm
The Forest from Without a Paddle, You got the weed farm, the horny hairy leg sisters in the tree house and Seth Green makes me feel tall
August 3rd, 2007 at 12:04 pm
Titty Twister from Dusk till Dawn - I will have to get a sweet tattoo first though…can’t have Clooney showing me up
August 3rd, 2007 at 12:04 pm
The Amazon planet from Futurama… because there are far worse things in life than being fucked to death.
August 3rd, 2007 at 12:05 pm
Octopussy’s island palace (City of Sunrise) from the Bond movie of the same name.
So they all worship calamari, so what…nobody’s perfect.
August 3rd, 2007 at 12:06 pm
Ocean 11 - Vegas - The Rat Pack Days - When it really meant something.
August 3rd, 2007 at 12:07 pm
The Pit, PCU. Have Parliament Funkadelic play your house party and it’s summertime so you know you don’t have to go to class or any BS like that.
August 3rd, 2007 at 12:11 pm
The island fortress from Enter the Dragon. I don’t think I need to explain.
And I’m spent.
August 3rd, 2007 at 12:11 pm
Rick’s Place in Casablanca and the surrounding neighborhood. This vacation comes with a bottomless bar tab and the appropriate clothes. I am friends with everyone including Rick, the Inspector, the piano player and the Fat Man. Sometimes I go into the bazaar and “procure things” but most times I just chill with Bogey.
August 3rd, 2007 at 12:11 pm
@ big jon - You are reading my mind….the pit was my next pick. I would tolerate Jeremy Piven just to hang with hot metal chicks and sexually deprived feminists. Anyway…
I’m taking the DV8 night club from Bedazzled. That place was off the friggin’ hook and if all the chicks were impressed with Brendan Fraser, then I’m in good shape to score too.
1. HOTH - EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
2. DV8 NIGHTCLUB - BEDAZZLED
August 3rd, 2007 at 12:13 pm
you just admitted you saw Bedazzled
August 3rd, 2007 at 12:13 pm
Average Joe’s gym in Dodgeball. I could get stoned and watch them all day long. And be a Pirate as well. Not to mention the bisexual hot chick either, I’d totally steal her from LaFleuer.
August 3rd, 2007 at 12:18 pm
Wherever Jodie Foster goes when she drops through the thing in “Contact”. It looked nice there.
Although all these picks are irrelevant since BDD took the lesbian camp tent from Private Parts like a hundred picks ago. Stupid time zones.
August 3rd, 2007 at 12:18 pm
I’d like to stay in Happy Gilmore’s “Happy Place” where I could have hot chicks, beer and midgets….dare to dream
August 3rd, 2007 at 12:19 pm
Camp Nowhere, from Camp Nowhere.
August 3rd, 2007 at 12:20 pm
Salma Hayek’s house in Desperado. It’s a vacation right? And she’s there right?
IT. IS. DEFINITELY. ON.
August 3rd, 2007 at 12:21 pm
The Ship from Heavy Metal, Robots doing blow, John Candy (voice) is still alive, and that redheaded secretary with huge cans is hot…plus who doesnt want to be animated
August 3rd, 2007 at 12:21 pm
@ pemulis - You’re the same guy that wants to swim around inside Martin Short’s balls. I’ll admit to watching Bedazzled any day over admitting to ever thinking about Martin Short….or his balls. Although the Luis Tully pick was inspired.
August 3rd, 2007 at 12:23 pm
The bamboo forest from crouching tiger, hidden dragon. I could spend days walking through that. Extra points if i somehow develop the ability to walk amongst the trees like they can.
August 3rd, 2007 at 12:26 pm
j4b,
Get your hands off my woman.
August 3rd, 2007 at 12:29 pm
Toon Town - Who Framed Roger Rabbit…Throwing Roger Rabbit in the Dip would be worth the trip alone…and while I am at it I might as well sleep with Jessica.
August 3rd, 2007 at 12:32 pm
Ctrl + F, Franklin.
And I’m being a dick because I want the Titty Twister back on the board.
August 3rd, 2007 at 12:36 pm
The Shire, Middle Earth. At 5′9”, I’d be the Wilt Chamberlain of hobbits (and I don’t mean just for my ability to posterize opponents in pickup games).
August 3rd, 2007 at 12:38 pm
@benjamin
That was my next pick. So +1 for you. Also, a plague of hairy swamp rats in your home for stealing my pick.
@chamomiles davis
Get your hands out my pocket. FIXED.
August 3rd, 2007 at 12:42 pm
My bad…I will settle for Cool World then
August 3rd, 2007 at 12:43 pm
The Quick Stop in Clerks.
I’d play rooftop Hockey with those two clowns and criticize how very fucking stupid the people who come in are and I’d get to see Jay and Silent Bob which would only serve to make the day funnier.
August 3rd, 2007 at 12:45 pm
Mellon Arena in Pittsburgh PA during ‘SUDDEN DEATH’ with Jean Claude.
August 3rd, 2007 at 12:46 pm
Walnut Grove - Little House on the Prarie…Because Charles Ingalls is the father figure I always wanted…I will have to kill halfpint
August 3rd, 2007 at 12:48 pm
Hanging at El Paraiso with Carlito Brigante
August 3rd, 2007 at 12:53 pm
Transporter - The south of France and Jason Statham. Oh yeah…
August 3rd, 2007 at 12:55 pm
To Catch a Thief - South of France and Grace Kelly. And the little whore who works at the restaurant.
August 3rd, 2007 at 12:57 pm
the island from castaway, complete with crabs and wilson.
August 3rd, 2007 at 1:01 pm
First, I think Eric missed the point of that movie.
And second, I’ll take the seaside village in “Talented Mr. Ripley.” Rich, drunk, and surrounded by easy Italians.
August 3rd, 2007 at 1:02 pm
Maggie The Cat’s Plantation house in “Cat on a Hot Tin Roof”. As long as Paul Newman is out of town. Too hard to compete. Bourbon, southern cooking, and watching Liz Taylor take off her bra and panties every night.
August 3rd, 2007 at 1:04 pm
Sherwood Forest treehouse playset from Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, after Friar Tuck shows up in the beer truck. Swinging from ropes, swilling beer, fun with bows and arrows, and gettin’ itvon with Tony Montana’s sister.
August 3rd, 2007 at 1:05 pm
He Got Game… Jesus Shuttlesworth’s recruit trip.
August 3rd, 2007 at 1:06 pm
Wait ten picks, Franklin. You really suck at this.
August 3rd, 2007 at 1:06 pm
Anyone remember The Mighty Quinn (not brady)? I know I’m taking y’all back a little bit, but a Jamaica vacation is just what a brotha needs right about now.
And since I’ve taken Jamaica - no one can take Belly now.
August 3rd, 2007 at 1:07 pm
The frat house in Old School. A Snoop Dog concert and Elisha Cuthbert.
August 3rd, 2007 at 1:09 pm
Oh man I can’t believe it fell this far….
Springfield…The Simpsons….
Can’t believe it fell this far!
August 3rd, 2007 at 1:11 pm
So it’s off to the beach with me. I’ll be packed into a house with my parents, my wife, my daughter, my sister, my sister’s husband and child, my brother, and my brother’s wife and child.
I have it on good authority that all those people are imaginary.
August 3rd, 2007 at 1:11 pm
@j: it didn’t.
August 3rd, 2007 at 1:11 pm
Florin, from the princess bride.
Anyone can pick a place with lots of hot chicks, i want random shit that i would never see elsewhere, like unusually large rodents.
August 3rd, 2007 at 1:13 pm
I think we should all pitch in and get Peter McSheisty a Hall Monitor sash.
I kid, I kid. I’m a nerdlinger for the rules myself.
August 3rd, 2007 at 1:15 pm
This isn’t Nam, this is commenter draft!
August 3rd, 2007 at 1:16 pm
The krazy island in Mortal Kombat.
I’d like to walk around and have the random chance of getting in to a fight to the death with a snakeman or short Asian monk.
August 3rd, 2007 at 1:19 pm
New York City in “My Favorite Year”. And I get to be Peter O’Toole’s tour guide.
August 3rd, 2007 at 1:21 pm
Peter - I still fail to see how I broke the rules.
I specifically named Heaven and referenced any movie which has an afterlife depicted.
Perhaps you should read the posts more carefully before spouting off.
August 3rd, 2007 at 1:22 pm
good point…my bad…i didnt check my crl +F to go upward…
In which case I’ll take South Park
August 3rd, 2007 at 1:22 pm
You dont want to make me hall moniter. Id be drunk on power. And MD 20/20.
August 3rd, 2007 at 1:22 pm
The Goondocks from The Goonies. I’d make Chunk do the truffle shuffle over and over and over and over and over….
You get the idea. Then I’d get Annie to go hunting for One Eyed Willie - if you get my drift.
August 3rd, 2007 at 1:24 pm
PS: That should read boon docks.
Stupid fat fingers….
August 3rd, 2007 at 1:24 pm
Greenbow, Alabama. I figure if I bring a healthy supply of smack, I can score a cracked out hottie like Jenny.
August 3rd, 2007 at 1:26 pm
@ john s
You effectively took every Heaven from every movie that has a Heaven. So by your logic, you took about 1000 movies with one pick. I didnt know you could pick a place and then take every movie which contains said place. So I guess Ill take Earth and that pretty much wipes out 85% of all movies. Do you see where Im going with this.
August 3rd, 2007 at 1:30 pm
@peter: I pick every movie that has nudity in it.
August 3rd, 2007 at 1:34 pm
Jake Ryan’s house, Sixteen Candles, because he’s like, totally popular. I’d do a round of shots with the Donger then kick Anthony Michael Hall’s ass and make it with the drunk chick in the Rolls Royce. Snoogins.
It may be double picking, but I’ll also take the shower scene with the same chick.
August 3rd, 2007 at 1:35 pm
Heat - Los Angeles. Not sure whether I’d hang with Pacino or De Niro. Either way, it’s all good.
August 3rd, 2007 at 1:46 pm
“A few strong instincts and a few plain rules suffice us”
Ralph Waldo Emerson
August 3rd, 2007 at 1:46 pm
@ Slash.
I’d roll with Pacino. Less likely to die a brutal death that way.
August 3rd, 2007 at 1:55 pm
Lords of Dogtown- Dogtown. Permanent summer vacation sounds good to me.
August 3rd, 2007 at 2:06 pm
Yeah, I was leaning that way. Plus, Pacino’s more talkative. As long as he doesn’t do any of that “hoo-ah” shit, we’re cool.
August 3rd, 2007 at 2:11 pm
Peter - I see, and understand, where you are going with that train of thought.
Under normal circumstances, I would agree that my “any movie with an afterlife” designation seems to flout the rules. However, considering the ambiguous nature of the afterlife, and the question as to whether it even exists, I figured I would keep it loosely interpreted so as to not open the door to a theological discussion concerning the subject.
Notwithstanding my belief that my pick is valid, if you want to get hypertechnical, I will go with “Valhalla.”
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094238/
August 3rd, 2007 at 2:18 pm
@john s.: from the rules at the top of the post - Pick ONE film and ONE specific setting
Can I be deputy hall monitor? I’ll bring my own Mad Dog.
August 3rd, 2007 at 2:23 pm
I’m taking the best little whorehouse in Texas next. I never saw the film. I just believe its claims.
August 3rd, 2007 at 2:29 pm
@ john s.
Why would you want to go on vacation here?
August 3rd, 2007 at 2:33 pm
Wouldnt mind being dead in “What Dreams May Come”
You can pretty much create your own surroundings.
August 3rd, 2007 at 2:33 pm
The Alpha Beta’s Frat. house in Revenge of the Nerds. I’d love to drink beer out of trophy with Ogre.
August 3rd, 2007 at 2:35 pm
LT’s House Party in Any Given Sunday….
I wouldn’t mind doin blow off some whore’s ass in a bathroom….oh but Bill Bellamy isn’t invited…
August 3rd, 2007 at 2:36 pm
The Spaceship from The Flight of the Navigator And then I’ll use its invisibility feature…with sexy results.
August 3rd, 2007 at 2:38 pm
@Smurftastic said…
Camp Nowhere, from Camp Nowhere.
well played, except Chris Loyd seemed a little kid touchery in my opinion.
August 3rd, 2007 at 2:42 pm
New York in Gangs of New York. I’d help fix some elections for Boss Tweed. It’d be worth it just for the chance to talk that way.
“Is this it priest, the Pope’s new army, a few crusty bitches and a hand full of rag tags?”
August 3rd, 2007 at 2:43 pm
j4b - Every time I pass that road sign I wanted to get off. Somehow, I get the feeling that the place might fall short of my expectations.
August 3rd, 2007 at 2:44 pm
Damn. antifollicle got back at me for stealing Fear and Loathing’s Vegas in the mid-rounds with his Delta House pick.
August 3rd, 2007 at 2:47 pm
I’ll take the “Flesh Fest” from A.I. F’ing up robots in cruel and unusual ways, dirt bikes, fire, and a free Ministry concert.
1. HOTH - EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
2. DV8 CLUB - BEDAZZLED
3. FLESH FEST - A.I.
August 3rd, 2007 at 3:10 pm
Do any of the monitors want to tell Dick Gozinia that his number 1 pick was off the board two hours before he took it?
I’ll take the porch with Smokey in Friday.
August 3rd, 2007 at 3:18 pm
I will take the tanning room from final destination 3. I save the two hot chicks and Im thinking they repay me with a 3 some…and worst case scenario I at least return home with a tan
August 3rd, 2007 at 3:29 pm
Roman Holiday - Gregory Peck would like me better.
August 3rd, 2007 at 3:35 pm
@ rapture - C’mon…Cloud City and Hoth are both in Empire, sure. But those 2 scenes are seriously like 2 different movies. I’m calling for a rule bending on that one.
August 3rd, 2007 at 3:52 pm
@dick_gozinia - no way there should be no rule bending….BDD said once a movie is taken its taken. Tough Titties Chief; rules are rules buddy
August 3rd, 2007 at 4:02 pm
Whatever that crazy Pirate Island was in in the 1st Pirates of the Caribbean. That looked like one hell of a party
August 3rd, 2007 at 4:09 pm
Mos Eisley. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must get drunk.
August 3rd, 2007 at 4:13 pm
I don’t actually need to say that’s from Star Wars Number One Episode Four do I?
Somebody else can pick Dantooine. Pretty fireworks but the place is going to hell.
August 3rd, 2007 at 4:23 pm
Hey-O! Here’s the stealbof the muthaf’n draft: Thurogood’s apartment in Half Baked. Good government shit and Jim Bruer’s on munchie detail. That Kenny guy can go fuck himself.
August 3rd, 2007 at 4:25 pm
The I Eta Pie sorority house from Ford Fairlane. The Diceman
August 3rd, 2007 at 4:54 pm
Spaceball 1, Spaceballs.
as long as I get an escape pod
August 3rd, 2007 at 5:30 pm
The Beatles house from “Help!”. Four doors leading to the same living room, a pipe organ, a bed that’s below floor level with a built-in bookcase, a floor covered with grass tended by a man with novelty chattering teeth for mowers… man, marijuana must have been POWERFUL in 1965.
August 3rd, 2007 at 5:39 pm
I’m still disputing the Hoth pick, but whatever…
I’m taking Porky’s roadhouse from the movie Porky’s. That place was lawless and fun.