Team Suicide…Do It! The KSK Suicide Pools
UPDATE (9/6): This is the latest group. ID#: 27548, pw(latelate). Remember, one entry per person. Thanks for playing.
A quick announcement:
KSK will be running a suicide pool for the 2007 season. If you’re interested, we’d like you to get in on it. Here’s the information:
Click here.
Here’s our Group ID# (1510) and the Password (gargargargar).
If you’ve never done a NFL suicide pool before, you pick one team per week. If your team wins, you advance to the next week. If your team loses, stick a fork in your ass, because you’re done. Oh, and you can only pick a team to win once. That bit is crucial.
This particular group only holds 50 people. Once it fills up, we’ll open another group, and so on, until everyone that wants to get in, gets in. There’s plenty of room on this crazy train, but, for fuck’s sake, one entry to a person. We will post a comprehensive leaderboard of the survivors when the pack gets whittled down to 30.
We will do something special for anyone that survives the entire season. We don’t know what that will be yet, so don’t ask. The updates for new groups will be made in this space, so check back if you don’t get into the first group.
UPDATE: Group 2 is up. Same link, ID#: 3858, pw(jeangray). Sorry that took so long; I just woke up.
UPDATE: Group 3 is up now, too. Same link, ID#: 3877, pw(majofhonor).
UPDATE: Group 4 is up. Same link, ID#: 3920, pw(donthasseltheuf).
UPDATE: Group V is up. Same link, ID#: 3939, pw(daddydrewblood).
UPDATE: Group 6 is up. Same link, ID#: 3975, pw(falcocrest).
UPDATE: Group 7 is up. Same link, ID#: 4023, pw(ifuckmules).
UPDATE: Group 8 is up. Same link, ID#: 4028, pw(scottvanpelt).
UPDATE: Group 9 is up. Same link, ID#: 4033, pw(tblmovienight).
UPDATE: Congratulations to Kels, who just got his ass banned for signing up for more than one pool. It takes skill to finish dead last before the contest even starts. ONE ENTRY PER PERSON. If you put in two entries, I will find your cheating ass. So don’t bother.
UPDATE: Group X is up. Same link, ID#: 4198, pw(urmomcame4me).
UPDATE: Group 11 is up. Same link, ID#: 4620, pw(killkillkill).
UPDATE: Group 12 is up. Same link, ID#: 5107, pw(kelscheated).
UPDATE: Another Group 12. Same link, ID#: 5105, pw(jugsandred).
UPDATE: Group 14. Same link, ID#: 6543, pw(apecanttype). If you’re already in one of the other 13 groups and you join this group, I will come to your house and sew your genitals to your face.
UPDATE: Group 15. Same link, ID#: 8780, pw(shanofftimer). If you are in more than one group my friends and I will shit in your car.
UPDATE: Group 16. Same link, ID#: 27548, pw(latelate). If you are in more than one group my friends and I will come to your house and tear your wife in half.
Tags: announcements, I get by with a little help from my friends, the KSK Suicide Pools, we have the best commenters on the internet
August 10th, 2007 at 3:32 am
Not sure if K-Rob’s Bourbon Bottle passes the KSK Team (in this case Pick Set) naming guidlines, but it came to mind. Its the one thing he’d never drop, right?
August 10th, 2007 at 4:33 am
Nice job posting this at 3:16 in the morning. You guys are clearly trying to appeal to the core fanbase: drunks, drug addicts, dangerous loners, the unemployable, etc. I personally fall into 2 of the above categories.
August 10th, 2007 at 5:10 am
Simply because you used a Heathers reference, I will join this suicide pool.
August 10th, 2007 at 7:46 am
Damn…It’s only 7:45 and the pool is already full…damn unemployable drunks…
August 10th, 2007 at 8:41 am
Suicide is painless.
It brings on many changes.
And I can take or leave it, as I please.
August 10th, 2007 at 9:02 am
Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.
August 10th, 2007 at 9:12 am
sounds like BIG FUN.
i love my dead gay son.
August 10th, 2007 at 9:22 am
that filled up too damn fast, last time i dont check ksk b4 servicing myself at work
August 10th, 2007 at 9:26 am
Nut in Workplace > Suicide Pool
By the way, what are the groups’ policies on fags and assholes?
August 10th, 2007 at 9:28 am
I guess I will just wait patiently… fuck that I am gonna go break something.
August 10th, 2007 at 9:28 am
So, when are you guys going to open the next group? You know, the one for those of us who have jobs?
August 10th, 2007 at 9:30 am
well fuck my cock
August 10th, 2007 at 9:30 am
Info for group 2 is going up right now…
August 10th, 2007 at 9:33 am
i said fuck my cock!!
August 10th, 2007 at 9:33 am
But it’s no fun if there’s no money on it.
No I do not have a gambling problem.
August 10th, 2007 at 9:40 am
I’m in Group 2, I see there’s already some crazy bastids in there.
Doesn’t Martha Dumptruck write for the Ladies…?
August 10th, 2007 at 9:51 am
Group 2 > Group 1. yeah, I said it. All the cool kids are in group 2.
August 10th, 2007 at 9:55 am
ray caruth’s trunk is comin for ya flubby
August 10th, 2007 at 9:57 am
Thanks for the additional groups. And Group 2 does kick Group 1’s ass.
Who’s in Group 1?
August 10th, 2007 at 10:00 am
I think FreeDarko has a better group. And WithLeather may have funnier guys.
August 10th, 2007 at 10:19 am
owww…. my feelings.
August 10th, 2007 at 10:25 am
Group 3 bitches
August 10th, 2007 at 10:28 am
I must officially warn you that I will kick much ass for the first 5 weeks, before forgetting that I’m involved and losing amidst a storm of apathy and inactivity.
You know, sort of like my actual life.
August 10th, 2007 at 10:36 am
I mean group four. It is hard being half a retard
August 10th, 2007 at 10:38 am
i hope KSK can keep us all abreast of the best of the shit talking in all the different groups. i would like to hear about all the uber-pwnage going on an who called whom gay.
August 10th, 2007 at 10:39 am
It is hard being half a retard
Who’s the other half? Do you guys work side-by-side, or time share it?
August 10th, 2007 at 10:41 am
And can you trade your other 1/2 retard? Because I have an amputee and a blind dude I’m looking to dump.
August 10th, 2007 at 10:45 am
I’m reppin Group V with the name of Reverse Cherry Pie.
I hope that’s not obscene.
August 10th, 2007 at 10:45 am
The Possible RomoSexuals will take a dump in the mouthes of other teams in Group V.
August 10th, 2007 at 10:46 am
i think we should have a “gayest yahoo sports avatar” contest. and yes i’m only saying that because i think mine would win hands down
August 10th, 2007 at 10:49 am
@ken: there will be a team name/shit-talk update later today. Somebody already got pwned in Group 2(?) for making a Battlestar Galactica ref.
August 10th, 2007 at 10:53 am
Battlestar Galactica?
The lead singer of Dead or Alive thinks that’s gay.
August 10th, 2007 at 10:54 am
WE NEED MORE BORT LICENSE PLATES! I REPEAT, MORE BORT LICENSE PLATES!
August 10th, 2007 at 10:55 am
My son is also named Bort.
August 10th, 2007 at 10:56 am
I think BG is incredibly homosexual. In fact, that’s why I made a ridiculously long post of things LESS GAY than the gayfest that is BG. And, it was group 3 that was unfortunately subjected to the gayness.
August 10th, 2007 at 10:57 am
@mmp – i saw that but i think its actually the opposite. BSG is one of the greatest shows on television. ever. critics and fans agree its represents an epoch in western art. i think any attempts at pwning someone for a BSG reference will actully be pwning themselves by revealing the depths of their ignorance.
not that i watch that gay shit.
August 10th, 2007 at 10:58 am
WHat gets filled up faster, these leagues or Holly Mangold’s gash? We’ll find out in Group V.
August 10th, 2007 at 11:02 am
The original Battlestar Galactica was incredibly lame, full of feathered hair and bad FX. It was essentially “CHiPs in Space.”
The new one, from the few episodes I’ve seen, looks dark as shit, almost Blade Runnerish. They even cast Edward Mother James Fucking Olmos as Adama.
August 10th, 2007 at 11:04 am
Alright, Im in. I took down the other comment to hide my shame.
August 10th, 2007 at 11:08 am
Can I just pick whoever plays the Giants this year?
Meast Infection – the flagship of Group 2, bitches!
August 10th, 2007 at 11:13 am
btw, there is still a spot a open in Group 2. however, I will warn you that my entry is in group 2.
August 10th, 2007 at 11:14 am
some people say the best part about The Pemulis Family Lemon Party is the music. I say it’s the content AND the music
August 10th, 2007 at 11:15 am
@c. davis – that was a low blow. you know the browns or raiders would be better for that bit.
i mean at least we get to play the redskins twice.
August 10th, 2007 at 11:18 am
Pick Quinn… for the win!
August 10th, 2007 at 11:22 am
Otto Man – We work side by side, it’s a group effort thing.
Whowillsexmutumbo – Yes I will trade, the other halfs stinks like rotten milk and cat piss
August 10th, 2007 at 11:37 am
Ummm, Group 7?
August 10th, 2007 at 11:39 am
@sdw: F5, sucka.
August 10th, 2007 at 11:44 am
Well, I was worried my password would be hard to remember but thank God it’s “ifuckmules.” I already have that tatooed on my penis.
August 10th, 2007 at 11:56 am
Beaverfeaver – I challenge you to a dual at dawn my good man. I will see you as dawn breaks across this land on the playing fields
August 10th, 2007 at 12:04 pm
@Chris, challenge accepted.
August 10th, 2007 at 12:33 pm
Group 1 is quiet. No one has started talking shit, and we got people like Ron Mexico’s Gonorrhea, GoingDeeperThanTheSexCannon, The Chicago Bear Grylls, Optimus Prime Minister, and smellypoo – you’d think they’d talk some smack.
Then again, most of G1 is probably still asleep since we were all awake to sign up for G1.
August 10th, 2007 at 12:48 pm
In all seriousness, could you just set up Groups 10-20 right now?
God, I fucking hate dial-up.
August 10th, 2007 at 12:57 pm
@brad: there’s plenty of room in Group 8 right now.
August 10th, 2007 at 1:26 pm
@mmp:
I take back everything I ever said about dial-up. It is truly an underappreciated mode of communication.
Reading between the lines: I was successful in getting in to Group 8.
August 10th, 2007 at 1:34 pm
Somehow, Group 9 is full, but I got into Group 8.
August 10th, 2007 at 2:15 pm
Huh, looks like once again, I’m the only chick at the party for Group 8.
No, I will not be accepting avatar photo suggestions.
August 10th, 2007 at 2:35 pm
No, I will not be accepting avatar photo suggestions.
Translation: I want it. I want it bad.
August 10th, 2007 at 2:40 pm
What can I say Punter, you’ve figured me out. I mean, it’s been a while. It’s almost like being married again.
August 10th, 2007 at 3:03 pm
Hellz yes Group X, i guess that means were the extreme group.
August 10th, 2007 at 3:09 pm
I am very happy to be here!
- Prince Akeem
August 10th, 2007 at 3:34 pm
@becky: you have at least one other girl to keep you company in group 8!
August 10th, 2007 at 4:40 pm
Another group, please?
August 10th, 2007 at 7:29 pm
well crap on my whiskers…I’d love to toss my pick into your pool but its all filled up…
August 10th, 2007 at 9:23 pm
Pool #11 is now open, kids. Details in the post.
August 11th, 2007 at 5:47 am
Please make another group. I would love to play.
August 11th, 2007 at 11:59 am
true that vicki. i keep missing out too! one more group would be the balls…
August 11th, 2007 at 12:54 pm
I agree, balls = (another group – jesse palmer)
August 11th, 2007 at 1:17 pm
If some of you humps had email addys in your profile I could have let you know when the new pools opened.
Until then, you have to rely upon my telepathic messages.
August 11th, 2007 at 2:48 pm
Oh man. I have no friggin’ idea WTF I’m doing… but I’m in.
I’ll probably be out first round.
I wish someone would start shit talking in group 11. I need some entertainment.
August 12th, 2007 at 3:28 am
Don’t miss out on Group 2!!! It’s the feel-good event of the season as we help one another learn how to re-type our team names and, thus, collectively suck as a single unit of boredom.
I don’t know how to check in on what other groups are saying to one another, but I’m sure even the shit-talking on “The View” beats what we have going.
August 12th, 2007 at 3:41 pm
I’m still interested in getting into a league…lucky # 13?
August 14th, 2007 at 4:15 am
me too! more groups!
August 24th, 2007 at 5:22 pm
More groups please! I wanna play.
August 31st, 2007 at 7:54 pm
group 15 is full. 16??
September 1st, 2007 at 1:47 pm
I want in also.
September 2nd, 2007 at 3:38 pm
would like to join too